PILLOW TALK @ XBIZ MIAMI 2026

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Transcript

SPEAKER_05 0:01

Seven to ten hours a day is that's true.

SPEAKER_01 0:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 0:04

And you never have to go down on her.

SPEAKER_01 0:05

Well I just up to like once every six hours.

SPEAKER_04 0:10

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SPEAKER_05 0:56

But before that, we have a better episode, so let's get to pillow talk. We're here, we're queer, and you better get used to it, honey. Right, XBez Miami, and it looks really good. Ladies and gentlemen, we are back at XPS Miami, my favorite Miami! Yes, we're gonna scarlet the most before Mary, by the way. Have you girls ever fought over?

SPEAKER_01 1:33

No, no, okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:35

Do you guys have a similar taste in that? Yeah, what's more your type? I like people that like look like they work in a gas station. There you go. This guy! Hey, ladies and gentlemen, Haley fucking rose!

SPEAKER_03 1:53

Stacey fucking rose!

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Willow fucking rose! The rose is extra, honey. Okay, I want to be all nice. Three of the nicest movements in the game. Who's got the best back? Let's play fucking Harry Kill. Why did you make up with all three and something possessed? I can't! I can't give it a wait, Haley. Where was Hatch today?

SPEAKER_00 2:30

He was cheating for Hector. Cheating on you. You get a little light in your stomach. No, because you always have to come in the house.

SPEAKER_05 2:41

Isn't that a little harper? When are you going to do a voice?

SPEAKER_00 2:47

I don't know. Never say never. I'm a what you guys know I'm a professional phone. Okay, like the walk. I'm a little dye.

SPEAKER_05 2:57

Any big hub lined up for this week alone.

SPEAKER_00 3:00

I know. Oh, look who it is!

SPEAKER_05 3:02

Rad Nasi 69. Our favorite house guest. You know you have a second biggest room and there's just flowers on it waiting for us to hold it. Why did you abandon our house if I can't explain?

SPEAKER_01 3:14

You left me abandoned at the airport. There was no Wi-Fi on my flight! You literally left me at the airport.

SPEAKER_05 3:21

Dana's being rude too. Dana texted me saying the house is mid. Girl, is the house mid? No, no, it's fine.

SPEAKER_00 3:30

No, no. It's really mid.

SPEAKER_05 3:31

It's a mid.

SPEAKER_00 3:32

I'm gonna ask him around.

SPEAKER_05 3:35

Hey, last night it felt like you were putting your moves on tiny sponsor. The greatest of all time. Ladies, I want to tell you something. I type people out, I say hottest girl ever, go this, go chat. But I truly mean from my four, I mean the greatest adult entertainer of all time is Adriana Chattic. You agree with that? You are the judge, right? Okay, so that's what I was gonna ask you. If not, you're Angela. Angela. Um Bella?

SPEAKER_03 4:11

Abella!

SPEAKER_05 4:12

Yeah. What do you think of people putting me and Philippe up there with six women? Who is the greatest male adult entertainer of all time? And what this is now you're in a lesbian relationship. And she eats your vagina for seven to ten hours a day. Is that true?

SPEAKER_01 4:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 4:40

And you never have to go down on her.

SPEAKER_01 4:41

Well, I just love that. Just like once every six. She doesn't like she liked to worship you. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 4:50

And what does she do? What's her trick definitely? The fisting. Um the fisting.

SPEAKER_01 4:55

We've really gone off like the strap ones.

SPEAKER_05 4:57

We have like oh, she's born in strap ones. Yeah, yeah. And does she have the ones that uh massage with the other one? Yes, she's gonna be.

SPEAKER_07 5:15

Oh my god. Made the beach! She was like, I can't do this! Wow!

SPEAKER_05 5:18

Is your girlfriend gonna allow you to fool around while you're in town?

SPEAKER_07 5:23

No. No, not this time.

SPEAKER_05 5:26

Because you were being a little feisty last night, Chen.

SPEAKER_07 5:28

Feisty is different than flying around. I'm like a lost down one.

SPEAKER_05 5:32

When's the last time you took a peep?

SPEAKER_07 5:38

Five months ago. Wow.

SPEAKER_05 5:39

And whom was it?

SPEAKER_07 5:41

Fuck me, I don't remember.

SPEAKER_05 5:42

That's chat technique.

SPEAKER_07 5:44

No, I don't remember. I don't remember.

SPEAKER_05 5:45

Guys, let's hear it for the goat! Yes! Sir! You are a two-time Iron Man World Champion! Congratulations! Is it harder to do an Iron Man or a fucking body to do anything? Oh Iron Man. Is that what it is? What an Iron Man is. Well, you put a condom catheter on, and the hose goes down your leg and the push down your boots. Oh my god. Your intestines are empty because four people died the day before you. You can't even sit in a packing crowd and eat one corner and race a shit. Mexico, Africa, Dubai, and you guitar must be called this funny guy. And you won it twice? Unbelievable! Eating nice dogs. Oh shit. Who are you, brother? And who do you want when you're not racist? Oh boy. Where's she at? What's thanks for supporting with that handsome black guy over there? Are you guys open? This is unacceptable. You're amazing. Guys, this is the line. What is this, King? Oh my god. If you ain't fucking, I ain't cockin'. Ellie, jerk me just came out with you second bowl rate your pickle. And you are dressed like a pickle. So this is the pickling girl that you are. Okay, I'll rate your pickle, then I want you to rate my pickle.

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Just pickle. I guess this is not a good one.

SPEAKER_03 8:58

Nine point nine.

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Oh my god. Ten! Ten! Ten! I know! Pickles of ten. What's my pickles? Ellie, what's my pickle? My god. What hope? Look at these breasts. Look at these breasts. Holy shit. Okay. Who are you? Hello!

SPEAKER_06 9:29

Oh my god. You have a thought out.

SPEAKER_05 9:39

Yeah. You guys like everything enough is enough, or do you want to go bigger?

SPEAKER_06 9:43

Banger on the battery.

SPEAKER_05 9:44

You're gonna keep going bigger?

SPEAKER_06 9:46

I spoke. Oh okay. Like Linda.

SPEAKER_05 9:53

Look at that. That's beautiful to me.

SPEAKER_06 9:55

That's beautiful. That's natural.

SPEAKER_05 9:58

You guys don't think that's beautiful?

SPEAKER_00 10:02

Everyone fuck like that. I like the cleaner. I like the pick. How about that?

SPEAKER_06 10:19

I wouldn't like my coffee.

SPEAKER_05 10:20

Okay, what's nice cock here when I'm back?

SPEAKER_06 10:39

Yeah, it's a burp. It's a verb for me. I don't like her.

SPEAKER_03 10:43

Oh, it's the curve.

SPEAKER_06 10:44

Yeah, I like I like the length of mind. It's the nine. Wait, what are you gonna offer me?

SPEAKER_03 10:55

Alright.

SPEAKER_05 10:57

I am here! Famous! Great successful pop-up in the fist and the last week. You guys are just don't find it. Stop looking at it. Are you going to dumb or not dumb? Can you constantly make light? Oh, that's a good question. You know, I can't consumate more than one of the moment. That is good enough.

SPEAKER_02 11:28

Yeah, it's a real right? Yeah, she's got some lingerie. That's like uh wedding treasure lingerie, it's give me sick, dude. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_06 11:35

I didn't even do like another one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 11:45

Everybody's unbelievable. You guys are nominated tonight for you.

SPEAKER_01 11:52

I don't think he got to be a pretty dominant.

SPEAKER_03 11:55

He got the nominated scout piece for nails in the output. Unbelievable.

SPEAKER_06 12:01

Yeah, fully expect.

SPEAKER_05 12:03

You guys don't really. You are here in this thing now.

SPEAKER_06 12:08

If there's anything you want to say to Mark, you gotta be like a ball so fast and you're behind. Yeah, that's how I feel.

SPEAKER_02 12:23

Anything you want to say to Yelon? Um, just follow her new Instagram and this will not Haley Browns. That's all I got. Hey, you guys are really my favorites in the industry now, and I really love you guys. Well yeah.

SPEAKER_06 12:41

I'm Lilary.

SPEAKER_05 12:42

My best friend in the world! Dude, you came over last night and then you disappeared for two hours. Where did you jump in? I went to the bathroom. I think No! Man, the girls look in our house. Look, look, I say, Who is it? I say, but Eddie, you said you fucking bad. But Eddie said he fucked in a spec. Okay, so you didn't. Okay, yes, but I do. Okay, okay, yeah. I don't want to. Have you had sex today? What's the one? Yeah, it wasn't even asked at all. Yeah, I was eating it. Can you forget her name? I just killed it. Can I have more stuff? Nobody's safe, yeah. Nobody's here. Nobody is safe. Yeah, if you can fuck one enemy, yeah. Have you jerked off the enemy control? I'm really getting really happy. I like you, Dad. You make my this is all extra.

SPEAKER_02 14:30

The most important thing is mental health.

SPEAKER_05 14:32

Mental health.

SPEAKER_02 14:34

Hold on, it's your mental health, okay?

SPEAKER_05 14:36

All extra, you know. But who's hi kill a dog? Who's the job? Yeah, I'm not sure. Yeah. And thank you for always being there, right? You really are. You can help me eat through a lot of shit. I called him at this time. When we're alone. Nobody's here, right? Yeah. Thanks for being here. More people there. Hey, I love you guys so much. Yeah, love you. Love you.

SPEAKER_06 15:30

I'm not reading her.

SPEAKER_05 15:41

What kind of dicks do you like? His ones are small. Yeah, I saw pop down.