KELSI MONROE BROUGHT BRE*ST MILK TO PILLOW TALK

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I have a surprise for you. You got a present for me, Kelsey.

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Hold on, I do. This is your liquid gold. I got it for you. I even bought this cute little bottle.

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But before that, we have a bag of episode, so let's get to pillow talk. Ladies and welcome back to your favorite podcast. It's Pillow Talk. I'm your host, Ryan Bono, the number one adult show in the world, baby. That's right, and we're gonna do it again next year. Big episode today. This one I've been excited for for three, maybe four fucking years. This is the most requested guest. We read the comments, Phillow Talk fans. We love you. This name has been getting brought up three years, four years, every fucking episode. Get Kelsey Monroe, get Kelsey Monroe. All the fucking time. I've been harassing this lady to do it. And god damn it, we figured it out finally today. But first, introducing my co-host, Mr. Jazz Carp. Man, what? And our guest today! This girl here is known for having the nicest ass in porn, but I think the world. It's natural. No work done on this perfect, perfect body. But this girl here, the way she juggles her Hannah Montana lifestyle of being Bianca and Kelsey Monroe, it's a full-time gig. She's a superstar for how long ago she left the industry and to still be one of the top viewed every month.

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Wow.

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Is unbelievable. This is one of my favorite human beings on earth. The gorgeous, the beautiful, the star. Kelsey Monroe!

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Thank you.

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Oh my god.

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I'm nervous. I'm nervous too.

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Okay, are you? I can't lie a little nervous. Okay. Let's D-nervous Supply. You say your name, where you're from, and a fun fact about you.

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My name is Bianca, known as Kelsey Monroe.

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Yes.

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And I like to fuck.

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There we go.

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And then it landed here.

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My name is Ryan Pownell. I'm from Toronto, Ontario. And I've jerked off to Kelsey 7,682 times.

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Yes.

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There we go. 7,682. Next question.

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Fuck yeah.

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And how about you, Mr. Cardi? I'm Chess Cardi, and uh one of my names I go by is uh white chocolate since you know uh we I don't forget. Yeah, yeah, and why is that Chess?

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Um It's because he's got a big wiener.

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Oh, I want to see.

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You can. You totally can. And look, I I was debating on sharing this or not, but let's just let the fans in.

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Let's see it.

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Kelsey and I had uh a fun little fling.

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We did back in 2024. Wow, that was a long time ago.

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Yeah, it was two years ago, and you know, I really uh I got I got obsessed.

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We were both obsessed. Yeah.

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Should we tell the story?

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Let's tell the story.

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You okay with this?

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I'm okay with it.

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Okay. Way back four years ago, I was obsessed with Kelsey, and I was begging her to come do pillow talk when it was super small still. Okay. And she was being so sweet. Yeah, okay. Here's my number, let's talk about it. We FaceTime and I'm nervous, freaking out. I've never even met, I've only met two or three porn stars at this time. It's still fresh. Yeah. And then I made a joke, still just trying to be funny to make her laugh, and she goes, and then she blocked me on everything. No shot. Who was it? No, no, no, no, no, no, we moved on from it. And I was you know, my dream girl, right? My favorite girl. In your head out damn. Fucking blew it. Two years later, I see her at X Viz Los Angeles. She's got a three-hour lineup to go speak to her. Because A, she's the star that she is, but B, she doesn't pop out for nothing. No, so to see her was huge. Right. And I just walked up to her, I got down on one knee and I said, Mrs. Monroe, I'm really sorry about that silly joke. Will you please forgive me? And then she said, Yeah. And we can fuck.

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Wow.

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Viral video.

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I told you I'd like to fuck.

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The next night we go to the awards, we end up sitting together.

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So cute.

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And we went home that night and we made love. Wow.

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We started in the Uber. Oh. The Uber driver was like, stacked.

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Tell them about the Uber, Mrs. Monroe.

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We got in there and I dropped your pants.

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And she gave me an Uber blow job. Uber blow job. Wow. Isn't that cool? That's iconic. I felt like the fucking man. I would. And then from that night, we FaceTimed every day for months. And I was so giddy and nervous, and I I was obsessed with her.

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I came from like the daily routine.

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Let's talk and like, yeah.

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And then you came to visit me in Florida.

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I did. I went all the way to Tampa Bay to see her.

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Tampa Bay.

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Yeah. And we went to Bush Bush Gardens. Okay. Yep. Yep. With her kids.

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No, we didn't. We didn't bring the kids there.

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We didn't?

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We we had the kids in in California. Oh my god. At the Santa Monica Pier.

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Okay, you're right. You're right. See, we did a lot of stuff. Yeah, a lot going on here. And then uh, and then you know, we both went our separates after that. But what great times with you, Mr. Great Times. Thank you for having us.

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We had so much fun time.

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So now you just had another kid? I did. Tell us.

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Oh my goodness, he's so squishy. I just I love my little babies. I want five kids. Is that five now? I want five. Oh. I'm only at three.

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Okay, who do you want the baby dyes to be?

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I gotta have the color of the rainbow at this point.

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Oh my god! Yeah, you like you want to have every race as a kid?

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Why not? Why not? That's kind of cool.

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Because right now they're all Caucasian, are they not?

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Um, they're all different.

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Right.

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Um, one is super Caucasian, and then the other is like a purebred Italian, right? And then the last one is like we don't know exactly.

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Wait, hold on a second.

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We don't know all the races.

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But wait, you I'm a mutt. Well, hold on. Who is baby daddy number three of your third child? Hold on a second. Are you being serious? I mean You don't you uh you you don't know who the daddy is?

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100%.

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Oh my god, yeah.

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Maybe, maybe not.

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Wow.

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Who knows? It could be a sperm donor.

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Oh my god. How many guys does it narrow down to? Two or three?

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Could be a sperm donor.

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Right, yes, of course.

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So who knows?

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Who knows? That's fun though, sort of.

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It is fun because I don't have to share. Yeah, right. And I get to live my life and I'm gonna get it.

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Yeah, you don't have some guy trying to fucking come in and out of their lives. Yeah, yeah. He's a deadbeep, and then he feels bad, and then fuck all that.

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If they don't want a part of it, that's on them. I get all the love, double the love.

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Yeah, you that's perfect for you. It is so have you had uh sex since you've had the baby? Because it's been two months, right?

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I haven't had sex since I got pregnant. I got pregnant and I was like, uh-oh. Kelsey. And then that was it.

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For someone who likes to have sex as much as you, that's almost hard to believe.

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It's true. I couldn't find a candidate and I didn't really put effort into finding a candidate. Wow. And then that was that.

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That's almost about a year of no sex.

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I know I'm starving.

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Oh how have you been satisfying your needs?

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My hatachi.

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Yes, of course.

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Because when you're pregnant, you like it's hard to reach. So you can't like guitar, you gotta like get the hitachi reach all the way around.

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You're doing DJ diddles how often?

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I was doing DJ diddles three times a day.

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Yeah.

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During the pregnancy.

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Yeah, because pregnancies make girls more horny.

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Oh my god.

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What is it about a pregnancy that makes you want to fuck?

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The hormones, maybe? I guess, right? Juicy wet pussy? I don't know. Wow. Have you ever fucked a pregnant chick, Ryan?

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Yes.

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I I yeah. I like it.

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Yeah?

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I think it's really hot.

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I love that for you.

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Because they're free cream pies.

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Exactly. I didn't get that.

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Yeah.

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That made me sad. Oh my god.

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Because your other two pregnancies were you taking it?

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I was the first one was like a high school lover, so I kind of got the cream pies. Okay, fine. Second one was the love of my life. So we're cream pying all the time.

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Wow.

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Now we're an adult, and I'm just like, fuck these dudes. I don't have time for that. DJ diddle.

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Every time a girl comes on the show, I ask them who's your greatest male performer of all time. And the most votes over the last five years of Pillow Talk.

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J Mac.

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J Mac. J Mac number one. Manuel Ferrara number two.

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So I asked J Mac.

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Because J Mac doesn't do interviews, you know how he is.

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He does not.

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Yes.

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Could you imagine if you had him here with me?

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Oh, he maybe would have done the show with you.

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All I have to do is be like, come on. I don't do podcasts.

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He's so cool. I asked J Mac off-camera at XPS a week ago. I said, You're number one, bro. Who is your number one?

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Shut up.

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And guess who he said? Shut up. Chelsea motherfucking Monroe.

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That's fine.

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Isn't that special?

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Come on.

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That's a huge honor.

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I think that really is.

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Why is he so good at fucking? And then I want to know why you think the best fucker in the world rated you so good at fucking.

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Maybe we fuck good together. Of course. I mean he is. You do, I've seen. He's a beast.

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He just pool videos.

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He's a beast. He's got a nice cock, but that's not the best part about him.

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He just Because how big is his cock?

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It's a great size cock.

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Yeah, it's big.

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That's a great size cock. But he manhandles you. Like he does everything. He's like, I'm gonna flip you here, and he doesn't ask.

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So he's a gonzo guy.

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Yeah.

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Big time.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Everything look great. And he fucks you good.

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And for viewers, he knows angles to make the girl look good.

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Exact. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Puts you in the right angles and it doesn't feel like this is strenuous. You know, you're just like, oh my god, this is hot.

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Right.

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Some guys don't do it right. They don't hit that angle right, and you're like, this hurts. Right. They don't catch the vibe. You're like.

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Yeah, the new guys, these OF guys. Oh, yeah. They weren't properly trained by mainstream that when you eat pussy, go to the side. When you're doing doggy filming 45 degree, like, you know, there's these angles that they're missing.

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We love this side. Uh gotta eat it like. Right.

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And then there's the make out, the porn makeout.

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Mm-hmm. We loved all that.

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And then so why do you think he picked you as his best?

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Maybe because we fucked a lot. He was most of my career.

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Literally.

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I mean, I would always request J Mac because it was just so much more fun than other dudes. And you guys were filming in LA at the time? Uh we've never filmed in LA. Okay, so it's always at the same time. It's always here in Miami. And there back in the day, there was only like three guys out here. It was J Mac, Tony Rubino, who was great. Uh, Peter Green. What was another guy?

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There weren't a lot out there. We were just with him. Uh, what's his name? Teddy Tarantino.

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Um, Teddy, yes, Teddy's great. He's fairly new.

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Oh, is he? Okay. He's hot.

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He's hot.

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Yeah.

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He's got a lot of money too.

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Yeah, he's rich as fuck.

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He's got all his fun toys and he makes the scenes like super cool, not just like, here's a bed. Now take your pants off. Right. It's just like, come take a ride in my Lamborghini. It's like, okay, that's fun. Yes, yes, yes, yes. And then fuck the shit out of me.

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You know what my new vibe is? You know what I'm into? You know what I'm watching lately? Fansly. I fucking love fancy. No cap. It's fucking awesome. You know why? Because it's the first platform I've ever seen that has a discoverable algorithm. So it's like the Explore page on IG.

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They get to know you what you like, your preferences, and then they recommend girls to you that you would like. So I started just doing doing my thing, and then I see all these perfect blondes with nice booties pop out, because that's what I'm into. Oh my god. Every day I'm finding new dime pieces that I'm obsessed with. No more searching all over Instagram. Boom, Fansley. Got so much shit on the site, too. They got everything you can want. They even have streaming. It's fucking amazing. We dropped the link in the bio below. Go check it out. Fansley.com slash pillow talk. It's gonna bring you to the explorer page with a shitload of free content and you're gonna get fucking addicted. I promise you that. If you're anything like me, you're gonna fucking love it. Fansley is the new fucking win. So Kelsey Monroe, because your ass is so iconic.

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Is it?

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Yes.

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I love that.

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Have you won most spectacular ass?

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Not yet.

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Is that the award?

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We'll just say not yet.

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Yeah, what the fuck?

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I'm never at ABN. Have you won some ABNs? I've been nominated. I just got nominated actually. This last ABN. It was a scene with J Mac.

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Was it Best Boy Girl?

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It was J Mac and Lucas Frost.

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Oh, best threesome.

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It was a good threesome.

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Lucas Frost.

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Lucas Frost.

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Okay, when we were in love, I gotta be honest. I was always jealous of Lucas Frost.

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Because you didn't like that I talked to him.

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Yeah.

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He's sweet.

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I think he liked you at the same time.

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No.

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What was going on with you two?

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We fuck for for money.

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Yeah. But it was always.

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We were talking for fun.

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You know what I mean? Like I'm shooting today, babe. With who? Lucas Frost. I was like, You drive me nuts. Again.

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I like that. I like that it makes you jealous.

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But were you guys uh having a little love affair?

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No, I was having a love affair with you.

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Do you remember when I called one time and he picked up and he said, She's busy, bro? Do you remember that?

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No.

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No way. Yes, yes. You guys were at some steakhouse.

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Oh, yes.

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Yeah. I call her, my baby. I'm like, hey, what do you have to do? I'm at dinner at FaceTime her. And then Lucas Frost.

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Well, we My Ops.

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My ops. No. She's busy, bro. Hangs up. It was kind of gangster, I'm not gonna lie. I felt like a bitch.

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No, no, no. We had just worked and we were getting some dinner, and that's all.

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Yeah.

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That's how it is when you work. Dinner after, aren't you hungry after?

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I felt like I had to puke. I felt sick all night. I was like, oh my god, oh my god, my baby. Yeah, no. My angel. Hey, Flynn.

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What's up, my friends? It's Ryan Paulo here. I'm playing with One Win, One Win or Sin. So I'm gonna spin the wheel. There's a lot of things on this wheel. I'm loving this new segment. If you don't know now, you know, we signed with One Win, best brand ever. We love them. Love you, One Win. Let's go. All right. Last person you stalked on Instagram. Okay, let's see. All right, this girl's from Australia. Her name is Crystal Gotry. How does it Galtry? Look at this girl, bro. She's super underrated. But the thing is, she's here in LA for the next few weeks. Look at that. Oh my god. Hottest girl in the world. Love her so much. So that's who I stalked. And then also, Mrs. Daphne Joy, baby. I love her. I love her so much. There you go. One win, we love you. One win or Sin. Let's get back to pillow talk.

SPEAKER_05 15:02

Okay, so how about mainstream now?

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Are you gonna Oh yeah, absolutely?

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What's the plan?

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Well, first I have to get my hoo-ha fixed because my baby ripped my hoo-ha. Oh shit. Coming out.

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Really?

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Oh yeah. Big 10-pound baby stitches all the way to my asshole. What?

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For real?

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Oh yeah. The doctor's like, are you sure you want to be able to do that? 10-pound baby? So maybe there's J Max baby then. Shut up. No. Big, right? Absolutely not.

SPEAKER_05 15:29

Shit. So so is that why you haven't had the sex?

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No. That happened after delivery. So I just gave the baby, I had the baby like two months ago. So you gotta like wait, but I haven't really looked downstairs because I had a lot of stitches. And I'm like, ah, surgeon will fix it.

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Oh no.

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Yeah.

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Oh my god. So what do they have to do?

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I don't know. I've never had to do this before.

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Are you still playing with yourself? No. Oh, no way.

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Yeah, no. Oh, you must be going crazy. I am. Right. It's awful. And I have these milking titties, and like, it's great lube. And I could just be the best fuck right now, but I'm just celibate.

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Great lube.

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Next time you have a girl with leaky boobs, just have her shh down. Oh, that is so cool. And you can like lick it and it tastes great. Oh. Mm-hmm.

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That is awesome. Are you more dying to get back into mainstream and shoot? Or more dying to just make love off cam?

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I'm just dying to get fucked. Folded like a pretzel.

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Yeah, you are you're very submissive. But you're also dommy. It's uh No, I'm not. A little.

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No, I'm not. No. I talk like I'm dumb, but when you get me in bed, I'm I'm a good girl.

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Are you on Fansley, by the way?

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Fansley.

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Yeah.

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I don't think so.

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It's fantastic. We gotta get you on.

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Okay.

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This is our favorite segment. Always goes viral. What is your strangest custom request?

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Usually, like someone will send something. It'll be like a one guy sent a cowboy hat and a cowboy belt.

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Oh my god. They send you stuff through PO box.

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Uh-huh. And then they ask me to put it on, and then they'll ask me to do something very strange, like, like poop on it.

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Oh my wow.

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And I never do it. So then I just.

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Send it back. What kind of stuff do they send you?

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Um, like cowboy hats, like real leather belts, like cowboy belts, cowboy shoes. Um, they send the weirdest stuff, but then I stopped taking those requests because I was like, I didn't know if I wanted to fulfill that. Like I love this industry and I love monetizing in whatever way possible. But there's a line where it's like, I won't do that. Good for you. Yeah, and I feel like a lot of girls are just like, they'll do whatever, and I'm like, um, if the price is right, a lot of girls don't have a line. No, I've seen the price is right. It's like, do you are you sure you want that on the internet forever? Because even if you just send it to them, now they own it and they can do whatever they want. Has that happened to you?

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Has a custom leaked?

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Do you I've never had a custom leak that I didn't wasn't like, oh my god, I can't believe that's on the internet.

SPEAKER_05 18:04

Okay, so you send customs assuming that it will get leaked.

SPEAKER_00 18:07

Yes. I I assume this will be seen by everybody. Am I sure I want this out there?

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Got it.

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Is it worth it?

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That's smart.

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Yeah.

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Because I know some girls are living on the edge thinking, I did a really fucked up custom last night, and I hope this fan that I don't even know his name or exists has this packed with me to keep it secret. You're smart, Kelsey.

SPEAKER_00 18:28

I mean, I wish I could tell girls sometimes if someone's willing to pay for that, right? Why not tease them and see what else they're willing to pay for? Because if they have money like that, let me just interest you in something a little smaller. And then because you don't want to lose customers. You don't want to, if someone's willing to pay thousands of dollars for like your breast milk, right? Yeah. You gotta tease them into something else, like maybe just a video of me leaking instead of actually sending you the breast milk.

SPEAKER_05 18:52

Instead of just black or white, yes or no.

SPEAKER_00 18:54

Exactly. And then you just tease them every week, and now you're making more money off of him than just that one video.

SPEAKER_05 19:00

Okay, the milk thing. It's kind of tasty. I had my friend Sonia, I think I sent you the clip. She milked me. And honestly, I would eat a bowl of cherrios with those.

SPEAKER_00 19:10

It's delicious. It's like condensed milk, but not thick. Right. It's delicious.

SPEAKER_05 19:15

And there's is it healthy like normal milk is?

SPEAKER_00 19:18

Is it liquid gold? Do you know bodybuilders pay good money for that?

SPEAKER_05 19:21

Get the fuck out.

SPEAKER_00 19:22

Do you know how many fans have requested to buy my milk?

SPEAKER_05 19:25

I believe that.

SPEAKER_00 19:25

I will not because that belongs to my baby. Oh. It's my baby's liquor.

SPEAKER_05 19:30

Have you ever had a gentleman have any?

SPEAKER_00 19:33

Um, my ex with my second child.

SPEAKER_05 19:36

He would drink it a little bit?

SPEAKER_00 19:37

And I'd force it down his throat. She's a little bitch. I was like, just open your mouth.

SPEAKER_05 19:43

But how does it work to get it out of the tit or teeth?

SPEAKER_00 19:46

Is that the word teeth? You just squeeze.

SPEAKER_05 19:48

Oh, so you squeeze it.

SPEAKER_00 19:50

Well, when the baby sucks. So anyone sucks.

SPEAKER_05 19:53

How does it work with the baby? I honestly don't know.

SPEAKER_00 19:55

So, like, think of the nipple and then a mouth on there, and then and it just it starts to flow.

SPEAKER_05 20:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 20:02

And squirts everywhere.

SPEAKER_05 20:04

Now, does this procedure make girls' nipples grow out?

SPEAKER_00 20:08

Yeah, definitely.

SPEAKER_05 20:09

It does, right?

SPEAKER_00 20:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 20:10

Because my mom, honestly, I've walked it on her naked, and I love you, mom. But her nipples are this fucking.

SPEAKER_00 20:16

I met your mom.

SPEAKER_05 20:16

Yeah, you did.

SPEAKER_00 20:17

I met your mom and your dad. Look at us at that point?

SPEAKER_05 20:20

Look at us.

SPEAKER_00 20:21

You're so cute. Look at us.

SPEAKER_04 20:22

I love that.

SPEAKER_05 20:23

My mom's nipples, you could hang your prom suit on.

SPEAKER_00 20:26

I have nice nipples. I think it depends on your ethnicity. Okay, so why does it mean?

SPEAKER_05 20:30

Because I I asked her, I'm like, mom, respectfully, awkward, awkward convo, but your nips are this long. What's going on?

SPEAKER_00 20:37

Well, if she breastfed, which your mom seems like the type that breastfeds.

SPEAKER_05 20:40

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Until I was like 19.

SPEAKER_00 20:43

Wow, that's hot. That's why you're so healthy. They're milking right now because we're talking about them. If well, I'm wearing black so that way in case they milked, she would. Wait, they listen?

SPEAKER_02 20:53

They if you catch fire.

SPEAKER_00 21:00

You feel the wetness?

SPEAKER_05 21:01

I actually do. No way. 100%. Wow, so your body. There, look, look. Oh my god! Oh my god! Wait, what just happened? Is it because he touched you? They hear you. They hear me.

SPEAKER_00 21:14

Oh my god, it popped through! You see it?

SPEAKER_05 21:18

As we're talking about it?

SPEAKER_00 21:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 21:20

Craziest thing I've ever seen. That was kind of great. Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_00 21:22

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_05 21:23

Oh my god, it's just Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 21:26

Wow, we have that on camera.

SPEAKER_00 21:27

And my tits are my tits are getting really hard right now. What's up, tits? So they're probably leaking.

unknown 21:33

Oh my god!

SPEAKER_05 21:34

This episode is going really well.

SPEAKER_00 21:37

They're nice and warm.

SPEAKER_05 21:38

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 21:38

It's like warm nature. You ever take a little sip? Of course, all the time. I put in my coffee. I put in my smoothies.

SPEAKER_05 21:46

Wait, you really do?

SPEAKER_00 21:47

I really do. I feel like the more breast milk I consume, the more I get out of it.

SPEAKER_05 21:51

How do you load up the breast milk? How does that all work?

SPEAKER_00 21:54

Oh, you gotta eat a lot. Lots of oats, lots of protein. You have to eat like the equivalent of 20 chickens a day. That's how much protein. Yes.

unknown 22:03

Wow.

SPEAKER_05 22:03

So are you eating more than ever right now?

SPEAKER_00 22:05

I'm eating like a fat cow and I love it. Because I'm like, I don't give a fuck. Look at my cellulite. Look at that. That's I'm proud of that. No, are you kidding? I'm proud of that. Look at that.

SPEAKER_05 22:14

No, I don't see any.

SPEAKER_00 22:15

If we got stranded in the desert, I would definitely feed everyone with my tits. Right. And we would all survive.

SPEAKER_05 22:21

Yes, right?

SPEAKER_00 22:22

I don't know how I would survive, but so that's that's my question.

SPEAKER_05 22:25

Yeah. Do you need to eat and drink to uh load up?

SPEAKER_00 22:30

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_05 22:30

So it doesn't just gift it to you and then you could survive off it.

SPEAKER_00 22:34

Absolutely not.

SPEAKER_05 22:34

Okay, so you would go on e eventually.

SPEAKER_00 22:36

I would.

SPEAKER_05 22:37

And you remember two years ago on TikTok, ladies were allowed to show their boobs if they're breastfeeding? 100% went viral. They still do that. What the fuck was that? I don't know. Why is that allowed? And then I can't say the word bitch.

SPEAKER_00 22:49

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SPEAKER_00 23:26

Ask me daddy.

SPEAKER_05 23:29

Down. Down, boy. When she says daddy.

SPEAKER_00 23:34

I always called you daddy. Remember what that one ex-boyfriend said to me?

SPEAKER_05 23:38

Yes. That was Fall in Love Night. And what did he say?

SPEAKER_00 23:41

Some dumbass shit. Like she calls everyone daddy because hers is dead.

SPEAKER_05 23:46

Oh, fuck. Dude, I'm sorry I made you just say that.

SPEAKER_00 23:49

Oh, it's okay.

SPEAKER_05 23:50

I forgot how toxic it was.

SPEAKER_00 23:51

It's okay.

SPEAKER_05 23:52

That guy, please tell me he's out of your life.

SPEAKER_00 23:55

Oh, 100%. Okay. I've never talked to him ever since we were there and he'd said that.

SPEAKER_05 24:00

Since falling in love now?

SPEAKER_00 24:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 24:02

You cut him off?

SPEAKER_00 24:03

Absolutely. Yeah, good. Are you kidding?

SPEAKER_05 24:04

Good.

SPEAKER_00 24:05

That was just a fling. He watched my car one day and I was like, You want to fuck on OnlyFans? And then I'm an idiot and was like, let's date.

SPEAKER_05 24:11

Right. He wasn't a the UFC fighter one.

SPEAKER_00 24:14

No.

SPEAKER_05 24:14

He's baby daddy number two?

SPEAKER_00 24:16

Possible baby daddy number three.

SPEAKER_05 24:18

Oh. But he was number two, right?

SPEAKER_00 24:20

Baby daddy number two was the fuck a fan. So I built a fuck a fan contest for OnlyFans. That's just unbelievable. And I put out an ad and I said, um, I'm gonna fuck a fan. You have to follow these rules. Email me these things. I built it all myself and I answered all the emails. And this little 18-year-old boy stalked the shit out of me. He was 18, I was 24. Oh my god! And he got the fuck a fan contest. So I bring him to a studio, and we tried to get him up. He was very nervous. It was hot. There were studio lights. Yeah. So then we give him the Viagra.

SPEAKER_05 24:57

You had a videographer?

SPEAKER_00 24:58

We I had everything. I had a videographer, a photographer.

SPEAKER_05 25:01

Yeah, because he doesn't know how to hold it. He was definitely scared as well.

SPEAKER_00 25:03

It was like a studio just like this. And he got very nervous.

SPEAKER_05 25:07

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 25:07

So I took him into his car, like after we gave him the pill, and I was like, maybe this will work.

SPEAKER_05 25:13

You give him a dick bow?

SPEAKER_00 25:14

Uh-huh. And it worked. And then I was like, hmm, this is really good, my dumbass. And then that was it. We fell in love. And we were making YouTube videos. We built on OnlyFans together. We made millions on OnlyFans together. I did not know all this, Kelsey. And then like everyone was like, oh my god, she had a baby with a fan. I was like, I mean, we fell in love. Like I dated him before I just made a this guy is so cool.

SPEAKER_05 25:37

He's very damn cool. Yeah. That's very cool. Was he handsome?

SPEAKER_00 25:41

Oh, he's very handsome.

SPEAKER_05 25:43

Wow. What a guy. Very cool.

SPEAKER_00 25:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 25:46

You win a fuck a fan contest. So sick.

SPEAKER_00 25:49

Right.

SPEAKER_05 25:49

With your dream porn star. Right. And then you put a baby in her.

SPEAKER_00 25:53

Oh, we were in love. We were trying for a baby. It took two years.

SPEAKER_05 25:57

Oh, you were trying with the We were trying.

SPEAKER_00 25:59

We dated for like five years.

SPEAKER_05 26:01

So he wasn't very firm.

SPEAKER_00 26:03

Um, I feel like my shit is fucking. It's all about the man's sperm. It's all about your diet, what you eat, how good your sperm is. If you're I eat like shit, but I've been knocking girls up every second time.

SPEAKER_05 26:14

Is it true that girls can get pregnant from pre-com?

SPEAKER_00 26:18

Yes. I got pregnant from pre-com all three times. What? I mean, I'm very fertile. I'm healthy. I watch my diet. I've never taken birth control in my life.

SPEAKER_05 26:27

Right.

SPEAKER_00 26:28

Which people find that just awful.

SPEAKER_05 26:30

So you have a pregnancy kink.

SPEAKER_00 26:32

I mean, I tell people when I work, look, I don't take birth control, so don't nut in me.

SPEAKER_05 26:37

Right. Okay? And so, yeah, you've never done a cream pie scene, correct? No. You got pregnant from pre-com.

SPEAKER_00 26:44

Oh, yeah. All three times. I think it depends on the woman if she's fertile.

SPEAKER_05 26:48

You are so fertile.

SPEAKER_00 26:50

I'm very fertile. I love it.

SPEAKER_05 26:52

I think your your your what are they called? Your eggs. My eggs are just fucking sweaty. They feel they see a dick and they're like, grab a shit.

SPEAKER_00 27:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 27:02

Get us cum.

SPEAKER_00 27:03

They're like a fucking magnet, just get us.

SPEAKER_05 27:05

Yes. Yes, yes, yes. I'm not kidding. That's what I think about you.

SPEAKER_00 27:09

And I cum a lot when I have sex. So like it's an open portal. You know, when the guy comes and the girl comes at the same time, you're opening it for them to fertilize the egg.

SPEAKER_05 27:17

Really?

SPEAKER_00 27:18

100%.

SPEAKER_05 27:19

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 27:20

Crazy, right?

SPEAKER_05 27:21

So for families that are parents that are trying, you would recommend that she orgasms while he's doing it?

SPEAKER_00 27:27

100%. And if that doesn't work, I tell them to get into a fight. Because the male sperm works based off of what he can get. So if he knows he already has it, his sperm is gonna be like, uh, I'm kind of swimming because I got this bitch. But if they're fighting and he doesn't know he's got it locked in, they're gonna get pregnant.

SPEAKER_05 27:45

Kelsey, you're right.

SPEAKER_00 27:47

Yeah. You you got a girl pregnant while you're fighting?

SPEAKER_05 27:49

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 27:50

I told you.

SPEAKER_05 27:50

Oh my god! Wow. You're right. Okay, here I'll tell you what happened.

SPEAKER_00 27:57

Tell me.

SPEAKER_05 27:57

Okay, we did a lot of cream pies like idiots with no birth control. And you never stupid, stupid, never got her pregnant. And then we had breakup sex. Like I we broke up, and then I saw her at a festival and we're drunk and this and that, and then we got home and we fucked one time.

SPEAKER_00 28:15

Yep.

SPEAKER_05 28:15

That one got her pregnant.

SPEAKER_00 28:16

The male brain is very like think of like animals, they don't date for months and then get married and have a baby. They fuck and they make a baby right away. Right. But he had to fight for that, right? Because usually the female's like, no, bitch, work for me. You know what I'm saying? And then the animal puts on the little dance and blah blah blah. Oh humans are the same. Oh my god. And I only know this because I'm a homeschool mom, so I've been like having to learn all over again, which is Yeah, but I think they teach that in school.

SPEAKER_05 28:46

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SPEAKER_00 29:05

Oh, gosh. There's nothing hotter than when you're sharing a dick with another girl, they pop on you, and always we look for who he pops on first, right? Right. Because that's that's key. Who he makes eye contact with. And I could live that's a thing.

SPEAKER_03 29:20

They eye that matters.

SPEAKER_00 29:21

100%. The eye contact will tell you who he came for, and then he will deliberately as he's telling who he looks at. Oh yes. Whoa. We're looking, you look into their eyes, right? You look into their eyes. During three cells. 100%. You look at the little life hack. 100%. And whoever he looks at last is who he's gonna nut on first. And then he'll give, you know, the spare to her.

SPEAKER_05 29:44

And then they share.

SPEAKER_00 29:47

Right. That's they share the cum. Love it. That's the best part.

SPEAKER_05 29:50

Yeah, and they cum swap, they call it.

SPEAKER_00 29:52

They cum swap, they spit it back in each other's mouth, and he's just watching, like, damn.

SPEAKER_05 29:56

We should talk about that. How you got into porn. I remember you told me you were dead broke.

SPEAKER_00 30:02

Living in my car, and I tried every job possible. I was a waitress. I worked at a phone call center. I went to the military. I military. I did, and they denied me, and they were like, You're too beautiful, you're gonna get that's literally what they said. Oh. I was like, wow, thanks for being honest. Holy shit. One day I'm in a Walmart shopping, it's like 3 a.m. And this guy, his name was Steve Dash. A lot of people know him and CJ and Donovan. So, like any of the girls in Florida probably heard those names, but they're like, Oh, do you want a model for a thousand dollars? I was like, just tell me what it is. They're like, Okay, it's porn. So then they brought me to the RK office in Florida, and I realized it was real. And I did my Googling, my research. I was like, okay, this is legit. It's legal. I won't get in trouble if I do this.

SPEAKER_07 30:54

Wow.

SPEAKER_00 30:54

And then I kept the card in my car for a year. Oh, yeah. Before I was like.

SPEAKER_05 30:59

And did you still live in the car for a year?

SPEAKER_00 31:01

I still lived in my car for a year, and I was just like What kind of car are we talking? Was it like a It was a Jeep Patriot? I remember it like it was yesterday. Jeep Patriot.

SPEAKER_05 31:08

It was like a year and a half. Unbelievable. And then from rags to riches, huh?

SPEAKER_00 31:17

Yeah, and then I did my first scene.

SPEAKER_05 31:19

With who?

SPEAKER_00 31:20

Um J Mack. What? Yeah. Oh shit. Was this before he was a star? He was always a star.

SPEAKER_05 31:27

Oh, really? Okay.

SPEAKER_00 31:28

He was always a star when I got into it. But he was in the industry for like maybe 10 years when I got in.

SPEAKER_05 31:33

How long's he been doing porn, this guy?

SPEAKER_00 31:35

A long time because I've been in for 13 years. So he's 20 something years.

SPEAKER_05 31:38

Oh God. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 31:39

24, maybe 27 years.

SPEAKER_05 31:41

Wow.

SPEAKER_00 31:41

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_05 31:42

And zero interviews.

SPEAKER_00 31:43

He will not do a podcast. He says that I will not. I don't know why.

SPEAKER_05 31:47

We could get them together, I think.

SPEAKER_00 31:49

I could do it.

SPEAKER_05 31:49

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 31:50

I just kind of like trick them. Be like, we're gonna go do a scene, and then the podcast is there. As long as he gets his dick sucked, he was fine.

SPEAKER_05 31:57

So you did your first scene with J Mac.

SPEAKER_00 31:58

Oh, and did you like it? I loved it. You liked it. It was on my 21st birthday, actually. They booked it on my birthday, and I was like, fuck it.

SPEAKER_05 32:06

Meant to be type shit.

SPEAKER_00 32:08

And they're like, tell us something interesting about you. I was like, it's my birthday. And I remember getting a check and going to the bar and buying like my first liquor by myself, and I actually had the money to do it.

SPEAKER_04 32:19

Wow.

SPEAKER_00 32:19

I fell asleep at the bar, literally, and my dad had to bring me home. And then that scene went viral. It was on like the banner, it was on the like original.

SPEAKER_05 32:29

I'd probably seen it.

SPEAKER_00 32:30

I don't know the name of it. I think it was just Kelsey Monroe.

SPEAKER_05 32:33

Okay, and what company again?

SPEAKER_00 32:35

Reality Kings.

SPEAKER_05 32:36

Oh, you started pretty big.

SPEAKER_00 32:37

Yeah. Oh, that's I started right off rip with Reality Kings.

SPEAKER_05 32:40

That's a big one. That's like a top five or ten company for sure. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_00 32:44

Yeah. I just got the right connect. And then I made sure that I always From a Walmart. From a Walmart.

SPEAKER_05 32:51

Okay, so you did your first scene, it blew up. You're a star overnight.

SPEAKER_00 32:55

I was a star overnight.

SPEAKER_05 32:56

And then how long before the browsers thing happened?

SPEAKER_00 32:59

Almost a year. I because back in the day you had to wait to do your anal. It was like something you held off on.

SPEAKER_05 33:05

Yes, of course.

SPEAKER_00 33:05

And browsers would only shoot you if you shot anal first. It was not like you could do vaginal.

SPEAKER_05 33:10

At that time, that's what all that was the rule?

SPEAKER_00 33:12

13 years ago, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 33:14

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 33:14

They were like, to get into browsers, you had to do anal. Or you had to be a star. And to be a star, you had to like build your shit.

SPEAKER_05 33:21

So you had to get rid of your anal right away.

SPEAKER_00 33:23

Mm-hmm. No, it took me a year to get rid of anal.

SPEAKER_05 33:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 33:26

In this day and age, girls be like.

SPEAKER_05 33:28

Did they wait five years?

SPEAKER_00 33:29

They wait five days. I feel like they're like, okay, it's already in my butt. I'm like, you did that too fast.

SPEAKER_05 33:35

You gotta coach these girls.

SPEAKER_00 33:36

But they don't listen. That's the problem. And you know that.

SPEAKER_05 33:39

Right.

SPEAKER_00 33:40

And I already have three kids at home that don't listen. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_05 33:43

So I'm not dealing with that shit. Three baby daddies that don't listen.

SPEAKER_00 33:46

So I'm not dealing with that shit.

SPEAKER_05 33:48

So you did your anal debut on brozzers.

SPEAKER_00 33:50

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05 33:51

Perfect.

SPEAKER_00 33:52

It was fire. With Kieran Lee.

SPEAKER_05 33:54

And how was that?

SPEAKER_00 33:55

He was huge.

SPEAKER_05 33:56

Well, yeah. I mean, you know what? That's the worst guy to start anal with because have you done it at that point in your private life?

SPEAKER_00 34:03

No, that was my first time.

SPEAKER_05 34:04

No fucking chance.

SPEAKER_00 34:05

Yeah. I swear to God.

SPEAKER_05 34:07

Your first time ever doing anal was your Brazzers debut?

SPEAKER_00 34:10

Yeah. And I had to sit there all day because I'm going to go to the city. No way! Kelsey there? Do you understand the shit you're saying? I do. This is crazy. It was crazy back in the day. Now I'm just like, fuck yeah. I did that.

SPEAKER_05 34:22

This guy's dick though is ten and a quarter.

SPEAKER_00 34:25

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05 34:26

He's got I probably the longest Caucasian dick in all of it.

SPEAKER_00 34:29

It is a long dick.

SPEAKER_05 34:30

You'd started with that on the rim. How deep did he go?

SPEAKER_00 34:35

Nice and deep.

SPEAKER_05 34:38

Is there an ending to anal?

SPEAKER_00 34:40

I feel like anal, the the more you fuck it, the stretcher it gets. Yes. The more stretchier. And um, it just gets nicer and nicer the more you penetrate it. Versus vagina will kind of like, I'm getting tired. The anal is just like, oh, that feels great. Oh, that's getting better.

SPEAKER_05 34:57

Oh, and how did that feel your first scene? Was it torture?

SPEAKER_00 35:01

No, are you kidding me? I loved it. And then I really anal queen. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 35:04

And then you became the anal queen.

SPEAKER_00 35:06

I was.

SPEAKER_05 35:07

Yeah. Yeah, you and Sasha Gray are the two greatest analys of all time.

SPEAKER_00 35:12

That's amazing. That's such a compliment.

SPEAKER_05 35:14

Thank you. And so then, because you're so good at it, how many scenes did you do and not do anal? Because I know that there's a lot of prep that goes towards it. You gotta not eat the day before.

SPEAKER_00 35:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 35:26

You gotta do the beads and you gotta do the douche and what's it called?

SPEAKER_00 35:31

You're getting me excited. The enema. The enema.

SPEAKER_05 35:34

Yeah, you gotta enema. You know what enema is? Uh-huh. Why don't you tell it, Chaz?

SPEAKER_00 35:38

It's a liquid that you put up your asshole and it just takes all your shit out.

SPEAKER_05 35:43

That's crazy. And you keep doing it until there's nothing there.

SPEAKER_00 35:46

Yeah, until the water runs clear.

SPEAKER_05 35:47

Yes, right.

SPEAKER_00 35:48

Yes, which takes like three hours.

SPEAKER_05 35:50

Damn.

unknown 35:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:51

So even when it's kind of yellow, you're just like, no, because think about it. If someone does ass to your mouth, do you want poopy in there? Absolutely not. Absolutely not.

SPEAKER_05 35:59

Me neither. Right. So how many, what percentage your scenes were you doing anal?

SPEAKER_00 36:04

Uh now, like give it a percent.

SPEAKER_05 36:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 36:06

I'll say 30, 70. So 30 anal.

SPEAKER_05 36:10

Okay. 70%. And just because fuck doing all that prep.

SPEAKER_00 36:13

No, sometimes the companies don't want to pay my anal fee. I've heard some girls take some pretty low balls for anal.

SPEAKER_05 36:19

We were just talking about this, right, Tarzan? How people are fucking up business negotiations for the rest of us.

SPEAKER_00 36:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 36:26

We're just talking about that.

SPEAKER_00 36:27

And girls work too much, so it's like you can't put a uh this high rate if you're not exclusive. My pitch is I'm exclusive. If you're gonna pay for me, you're gonna pay my price. If not, hire somebody else. But I guarantee you the numbers won't be the same.

SPEAKER_05 36:42

You took what, five years off when you got the kids?

SPEAKER_00 36:44

I did when I had um when I was dating and we were in love and he was That was fanboy? That was Fanboy.

SPEAKER_05 36:49

Okay, so you dated him five years ago?

SPEAKER_00 36:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 36:52

And then you broke up with him.

SPEAKER_00 36:54

We broke up.

SPEAKER_05 36:54

How did you break up with Lover Boy?

SPEAKER_00 36:56

Uh I found out um a girl contacted me and told me what kind of car I had. And I said, How'd you know that? She goes, because your man comes to see me in the middle of the night.

unknown 37:07

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 37:07

And that was it. I was like, damn.

SPEAKER_05 37:10

No way. No fucking way.

SPEAKER_00 37:12

So then I actually asked that girl to come on a shoot with me, and then I sent him the photos. That's how I broke up with him.

SPEAKER_05 37:19

Yeah, I remember that. Imagine that. That's crazy. Iconic. That's iconic. Yeah. And then you never spoke to him again.

SPEAKER_00 37:26

Well, we have to, because we have a child.

SPEAKER_05 37:28

But you never let's tell me you never let him hit again.

SPEAKER_00 37:31

Never.

SPEAKER_05 37:32

Good for you.

SPEAKER_00 37:33

Yeah. It's it's like once you do me wrong, I don't want to fuck you. Yep. Yeah. Imagine I can have whatever I want. Yeah, you can. If I still want you, that means there's something there. Do you still want me? Hell yeah. You never did anything wrong. Oh yes, thank you.

SPEAKER_05 37:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 37:48

Huh?

SPEAKER_04 37:50

Good shit, bro.

SPEAKER_00 37:52

I love that. Any questions?

SPEAKER_04 37:54

I'm I've learned a lot. I'm learning a lot right now. Yes. I can't believe I didn't everything just came out. The milk. That was great. Now, Brandy, did you come up with something?

SPEAKER_05 38:02

I just figured while Brandy's here. No, come stay. Hello. Just come stay. Let's swap you out for two seconds. So jerkbait's got this amazing new segment, Rate Your Pickle. You go to rateyourpickle.com. Two things that you can do with this. Number one is you answer 10 question questionnaire and they give you a badge based on what you answered for the pickles. My pickle is cocky. I got my cocky badge.

SPEAKER_00 38:26

I like that.

SPEAKER_05 38:26

Oh, also, you can submit your pickle to cam girls.

SPEAKER_00 38:29

And they judge it.

SPEAKER_05 38:30

Yeah, they judge it.

SPEAKER_00 38:31

You have to pay to send it to them.

SPEAKER_05 38:32

Yeah, you have to pay to send it to them. Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 38:34

You have to pay to send them your pickle.

SPEAKER_05 38:36

Yeah, and get a rating.

SPEAKER_00 38:37

Isn't that icon? From your dreaming cam girls. I love this.

SPEAKER_05 38:40

It's great. So I was wondering just to do a little pickle rating, if my boy Chaz could whip out his pickle with consent.

SPEAKER_00 38:50

I said pickle.

SPEAKER_05 38:51

She said please. She wants to see a pickle, man.

SPEAKER_00 38:55

I haven't seen a penis in a long time.

SPEAKER_05 38:58

If Chaz could bring and you could rate his pickle. Yeah. Do you guys approve?

SPEAKER_01 39:02

Let's see.

SPEAKER_05 39:03

All right.

SPEAKER_01 39:03

Let's see why they call you white chocolate. Oh!

SPEAKER_02 39:06

There it is, Mandy. Fucking right. Yeah, right there's perfect.

SPEAKER_00 39:15

Oh my goodness. Oh, wow. That's a good pickle.

SPEAKER_05 39:20

White chocolate for real.

SPEAKER_01 39:21

I like it. Dang.

SPEAKER_02 39:22

Yes, that's a good pickle.

SPEAKER_01 39:26

I would give that like a nine. I was gonna say 9.5.

SPEAKER_02 39:29

Wow, that's great rating.

SPEAKER_05 39:31

That's great. Did you start the porn?

SPEAKER_00 39:35

Uh porn in 2013.

SPEAKER_05 39:38

Okay, so way before the OF.

SPEAKER_00 39:40

Oh yeah. OF contacted me. And they said, We built this site. It's like Instagram, but there's no restrictions. And I said, fuck yeah, say less. And that's when I was like, well, I need a dude to fuck. So I built fuck a fan.

SPEAKER_05 39:57

Oh, you started fuck a fan before OF.

SPEAKER_00 39:59

I don't care what anyone says because girls will be like, I did that. I was like, you just didn't see.

SPEAKER_05 40:04

Wait, wait, first let's introduce good friend and all the way from Los Angeles. Yeah, yeah. This girl's my favorite girl to bump into at a party. She's always out. She's so fun. She's probably the most well-connected girl I know.

SPEAKER_01 40:16

I love that.

SPEAKER_05 40:17

You got the roll of decks, honey. But you're not, you're so humble and sweet. This is Brandy Burr.

SPEAKER_01 40:21

Hi. Hi, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too.

SPEAKER_05 40:24

So this is a superstar icon of mainstream and then OF and social media game. Now, this is uh one of the most popular girls in LA, I'll say.

SPEAKER_00 40:33

Oh, I love that.

SPEAKER_05 40:34

Yeah, it's very popular.

SPEAKER_00 40:35

How's the OF going? Do you love it? I do love it, yeah. How do you find male talents to work? Um, I don't think she does that. Yeah, I do. I just do myself, yeah. That's amazing because if she wants to, she could be like dangle the Yes, dangle the carrot. You know? That's so smart.

SPEAKER_05 40:51

How far do you take your content on OF?

SPEAKER_01 40:53

I mean, I have like one boy girl, but that's it. Really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 40:58

I didn't know.

SPEAKER_01 40:59

She's smart to make good money.

SPEAKER_05 41:01

No way. Spencer Michael Barrick also loves you so much.

SPEAKER_00 41:04

Oh, hello, Spencer.

SPEAKER_05 41:05

He has you in his on his Mount Rushmore. Really? Yes, he does.

SPEAKER_00 41:08

Yay! Yes. I love that. I think he has it. Have I met him? Come on.

SPEAKER_05 41:13

Damon Dice.

SPEAKER_00 41:14

Oh, Damon Dice. I've been your name for my bad. I love Damon Dice. He loves you. He's the first one that I ever let like dominate me, where like he put my foot on my face and I was loving it. Like he had me a doggy with his foot on my face. I was like, this is new. Fuck you. I like it.

SPEAKER_05 41:31

You know what? Let me tell you something about Damon. You'll be so happy to hear. He fell in love in July with the most amazing girl. Isn't she great?

SPEAKER_01 41:40

She's still pretty. She's very amazing.

SPEAKER_05 41:41

She's the 10 out of 10, 10 out of 10 personality. They're getting married, having kids.

SPEAKER_01 41:46

Oh, I love that. Yes, yes.

SPEAKER_05 41:47

So wait, you shot a boy girl with him?

SPEAKER_01 41:49

I did, yeah. Didn't you guys get it on your wedding?

SPEAKER_05 41:51

I did not know that, Brandy Bird.

SPEAKER_01 41:53

Um, I put it on my OF, yeah. Like for free? No, no, no, no. She sold it. She sold it. Sold it.

SPEAKER_05 41:59

What was the price tag on that?

SPEAKER_01 42:00

A good amount, a good amount, a good amount. Because I don't really do that.

SPEAKER_05 42:04

Do you still resell it if fans request it?

SPEAKER_01 42:07

They do. Um, I tell them really no, but they do.

SPEAKER_05 42:10

So you don't want you you want to bury it?

SPEAKER_01 42:13

Yeah, because I'm more just like a solo girl. I've been doing it since 2019.

SPEAKER_05 42:18

I've never actually known what content you do, to be honest.

SPEAKER_01 42:20

Yeah, it's just me. I love that.

SPEAKER_05 42:21

So you do solo dildo stuff?

SPEAKER_01 42:23

Yeah, and I'll do like collabs with girls, like friends.

SPEAKER_05 42:26

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 42:26

Like hot.

SPEAKER_00 42:27

Do you guys actually like scissor or you just look hot in?

SPEAKER_01 42:30

We just look hot in Megan, yeah. It's very like girl next door kind of like very sweet.

SPEAKER_05 42:35

Yeah, it's who's your number one girl to collab with it? Was it Lauren back in the day?

SPEAKER_01 42:39

Oh, I used to collab with her a lot.

SPEAKER_05 42:40

Yes, Lauren.

SPEAKER_01 42:42

Um, probably my friend Jesse, Jesse Sims.

SPEAKER_05 42:44

Who is your last boyfriend and when?

SPEAKER_01 42:46

My last boyfriend was like a year ago. But I don't want to talk about him. Oh fuck that guy. Yeah, he's like that guy. Exactly.

SPEAKER_05 42:55

Who are you having sex with these days?

SPEAKER_01 42:57

Um, honestly, I've been kind of celibate. We love that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 43:01

Do we like LA guys or no?

SPEAKER_01 43:03

I don't know. I feel like it's like college over there. Like everyone knows each other. Yeah. I've known everybody for so long.

SPEAKER_05 43:12

How long have you been doing LA?

SPEAKER_01 43:13

Um, six years. Wow.

SPEAKER_05 43:15

Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:16

It's been there a while. Yeah, you're actually know so many people.

SPEAKER_05 43:19

And you took over.

SPEAKER_01 43:20

You took over.

SPEAKER_05 43:21

Come on.

SPEAKER_01 43:22

Your parties are so fun.

SPEAKER_00 43:23

You almost flew me out for his birthday last year. You have to come to his birthday. What happened?

SPEAKER_05 43:27

You bailed last second.

SPEAKER_00 43:28

I always bail. Something, something as a mom always happens.

SPEAKER_05 43:31

Something with your kids happened, yes. I'm gonna do a big a big one July 18th.

SPEAKER_00 43:35

Oh, that's soon.

SPEAKER_05 43:36

Yeah. Come on, that's enough time to find a nanny.

SPEAKER_00 43:39

I can't leave the baby that long. Oh, you bring everybody to LA? Hell no. I did that last time and Yeah, how'd that go? It was so much fun. The kids were like, there's no parks anywhere. I was like No, yeah, LA sucks for real. Yeah, like out here in Florida.

SPEAKER_05 43:56

But you know what we did? We went to the Santa Monica Pierre with our kids.

SPEAKER_00 43:59

We did, and we were fishing. Wasn't that fun? Yeah. And then at the very end of the night, my son ran into a ride and split his whole face open, and we had to go to the hospital.

SPEAKER_05 44:08

Right, you spent the night in the ER.

SPEAKER_00 44:10

Stitches. And then I had to go to an anal shoot the next day.

SPEAKER_05 44:14

With who? Do you remember who?

SPEAKER_00 44:15

Um it was for Vixen.

SPEAKER_05 44:18

Very nice. You are a Vixen girl.

SPEAKER_00 44:20

Am I?

SPEAKER_05 44:21

I mean, yeah, it's all natural brunettes. They're what they go for.

SPEAKER_00 44:24

Oh.

SPEAKER_05 44:24

Isn't that what awesome?

SPEAKER_00 44:26

I love that.

SPEAKER_05 44:26

You've had threesomes, right?

SPEAKER_01 44:27

Not really.

SPEAKER_05 44:28

Yeah, you have friends. I got a perfect chair.

SPEAKER_01 44:31

I've literally only had two. I've only had two. I've only had two. They've always been like paid. Like a paid threesome. Oh, okay. It was only twice.

SPEAKER_07 44:38

Gotta gotta go there you go.

SPEAKER_00 44:39

I'm not doing that for free. I mean, if it makes you feel better, all my threesomes are paid too.

SPEAKER_05 44:42

Cassia, how do you feel about threesomes in your personal life? Do you allow it with a boyfriend or something?

SPEAKER_00 44:46

I never had that. Okay, it was like I got into porn really young, 21. Right. So I never had a personal life.

SPEAKER_03 44:53

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_00 44:54

So it was like if I'm working, I'm working, and then I'm with the kids to have sex for free. It was like, eh.

unknown 44:59

Right.

SPEAKER_00 45:00

Sounds like a chore. Yes, right. Are they gonna be a porn star and fuck the shit out of me and fold me like a pretzel? Probably not. So I'm not gonna do it. Wow.

SPEAKER_05 45:07

Well, guys, any last words you want? Because that's the episode.

SPEAKER_00 45:10

Oh my goodness. Wait, can someone pass me that pink purse right there? I have a surprise for you.

SPEAKER_05 45:15

You got a present for me, Kelsey.

SPEAKER_00 45:16

Hold on. I do. This is your liquid gold. Oh. I got it for you. I even bought this cute little bottle.

SPEAKER_05 45:25

Is this your breast milk?

SPEAKER_00 45:26

Mm-hmm. You see how it's still cold? I know you're gonna sip it. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 45:32

How much of it? I'm gonna save some for later.

SPEAKER_00 45:34

It's literally stone belittle.

SPEAKER_05 45:35

Anyone have Oreos? I think I got a cookie.

SPEAKER_00 45:40

Okay. Wait, get him a cookie. Yeah, you have a cookie?

SPEAKER_05 45:42

You do have a cookie.

SPEAKER_00 45:44

Hilarious.

unknown 45:45

I'll give you a try.

SPEAKER_05 45:48

Thank you.

SPEAKER_00 45:49

You're gonna love this.

SPEAKER_05 45:50

Wow. Milk and cookies. Breast milk and cookies. This is fantastic. I'm gonna put a little on top.

SPEAKER_00 45:57

There you go.

SPEAKER_05 45:58

There we go.

SPEAKER_00 45:59

You just dropped some liquid gold.

SPEAKER_05 46:02

Fantastic.

SPEAKER_03 46:05

Chase it down.

SPEAKER_00 46:07

It really loves it.

SPEAKER_03 46:09

Oh, that is good.

SPEAKER_00 46:10

It's good, right?

SPEAKER_03 46:11

Good work on the diet.

SPEAKER_00 46:12

My diet is so good. Oh, yeah. I eat all my fruits.

SPEAKER_03 46:15

That's almost keto.

SPEAKER_00 46:19

That's straight from the tip. Wow, thank you so much. You're so welcome.

SPEAKER_03 46:23

This is fantastic. Thank you. All right, Kelsey Monroe. I'm gonna say this for later.