GORLOCK REVEALS HOW SHE HAS S*X

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SPEAKER_03 1:51

My career is very good.

SPEAKER_01 1:51

And I'm so proud of her. Love her. Love her so much. I love you, Zumi. I love you. I love you. Prove it. And then this one over here, she pulls up once a year for my birthday. Yeah. So it's a tradition that we do it this way. Uh we flew her down because she's gonna sing me happy birthday. My birthday party tomorrow. I'm very excited for that.

SPEAKER_02 2:09

Oh my god, it has been a year.

SPEAKER_01 2:10

It's been a year. And then last year we did the show the day after. We were hung over. I figured we'd do it before the party today. Yes. You know, because we're we're drinkers. We're drinkers.

SPEAKER_02 2:19

I'm a professional alcoholist.

SPEAKER_01 2:20

True that. Give it up for Ali Weezy. Now, you know, I want to ask you a question. Jeez. When people call you the other nickname, what's the other nickname? Gorlock. The Gorlock.

SPEAKER_03 2:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:33

Okay. Do you rock with it or is it like fuck?

SPEAKER_02 2:37

So I eat.

SPEAKER_01 2:37

Where are you at with the nickname?

SPEAKER_02 2:39

I'm gonna keep it a hundred. Like I don't like it. Okay, that's what I'm saying. At the same time, at the same time, I'm not an idiot, and I know that that name is kind of what made me my money.

unknown 2:50

Right.

SPEAKER_02 2:50

So like So you can always rebrand. Oh, that's exactly what that's what like I'm like. Well, one, two, three. So like that's honestly what I'm doing as far as like just trying to make it a positive thing. I'm like, whenever people hear that name, they're like, I just hear a confident ass bitch when I hear that name. Yeah. Right. I don't hear a fucking video game monster. I I hear a fucking bad bitch who does it. So when people suck it into you at a party, you'll you'll dop them up, it's all good. Yeah, and then like honestly, too, like when people Because they think it's your name, it's not hating on you. Yeah, and swear to God they're not. No, exactly. And honestly, like as soon as I mean then, like, they're like, oh hi, Gorlock, whatever. I'm like, oh hi, like, nice to meet you like my name is Allie. And like, oh Allie, and then it's like cool. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 3:24

Got it. Yeah. Because I I'm not gonna lie, Kazumi has the best heart of anyone I know. She actually just thought it was your nickname.

SPEAKER_03 3:31

So she was like, Oh, Gorlock's kind of like. Yeah, I thought it was like your name.

SPEAKER_01 3:33

So she was gonna say she was gonna dab you up like that, and I was like, dude, don't, don't.

SPEAKER_02 3:37

Yeah. And honestly, like, I don't take offense to it at all. Like I said, it's not my favorite thing in the world, but like, I'm not an idiot. I know it made me money, and like it's still making me money.

SPEAKER_01 3:46

So like, yo, you are really famous.

SPEAKER_02 3:50

Dude, you're like her.

SPEAKER_01 3:51

How how bad, like, how uh clouded are you when you go in public, like festivals, things like that?

SPEAKER_02 3:56

Um, you know what's so funny is I think the reason it hasn't hit me yet because like people will tell me that shit. I'm like, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Oh, you're still in denial? But uh yeah, but it's because I stay in my little bubble.

SPEAKER_01 4:06

I'm kind of in fame denial too.

SPEAKER_03 4:07

Yeah, I want like your signature.

SPEAKER_01 4:09

Are you in fame denial, Kazumi, or do you think you're the shit?

SPEAKER_03 4:12

No, I'm like I'm gonna fall off. You're like the Justin B of today. Stop. Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa. Well, I'm like, No, but she's like really famous.

SPEAKER_01 4:22

No, but like I think everyone knows who you are.

SPEAKER_03 4:25

Like, how do you find love when people know you as this famous person? Uh, is it hard today?

SPEAKER_02 4:31

Yeah, I feel like before it was like, I mean, I don't know. I'll be honest, like, I'm a whore. Oh, like, do you have a monster fro? I'm not like a whore, but like, I'll like You're a whore. You're talking about a big one, you know?

SPEAKER_01 4:45

I mean, so this year you became a non-hoar and you became a whore.

SPEAKER_02 4:51

I mean, kind of. No freaky fry. No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait. Technically speaking, I haven't had sex since like February. But that doesn't mean I don't like talk to like I've I've been keeping my my roster full recently.

SPEAKER_01 5:02

Okay, and who's the roster like? What's it looking like?

SPEAKER_02 5:05

It's interesting. Yeah. Do you have like Lamar Odon or like no like still big? No, but like even if I like I've had some like interesting people like in my roster, but like I would have I don't I don't think I would have an aim job though.

SPEAKER_01 5:21

Come on, just for us, I'm gonna bleep it.

SPEAKER_02 5:23

Nah, I can't.

SPEAKER_01 5:24

Okay, but celebrities?

SPEAKER_02 5:25

Yeah. Do you have like my fair share? Do you have like a monster throat? What's that? Like, are you? You know, I will say like I've never had a complaint.

SPEAKER_01 5:35

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 5:38

But like to the lucky guys who like who who've had the opportunity.

SPEAKER_01 5:42

Yeah, facts. Because okay, how many guys have you allowed the pleasure, the blow job? Less than 10? Yeah. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 5:49

That's not why. That's it. But like for but you know, no, no, no. You know what it is for me though? So like I'll sleep with the same guy for like long amounts of time. Yeah, see, that's what I do too. I like that too. I won't ever like, I don't like swap out guys. No, I have recycled a couple times.

SPEAKER_01 6:04

Yeah, no, of course. But I like to do uh seven, eight weeks with the same girl, and then one of us breaks the other person's heart right before you're about to get serious. You say, ah, you know, and then one of you gets really hurt, and then uh that's how I like to do it.

SPEAKER_02 6:19

See, it's funny because you asked me earlier, like, have you ever been in love? She did, and I was like, you know what, like one time when I was like 19, I'm 27 now.

SPEAKER_01 6:26

Dude, good for you. Love is awful.

SPEAKER_03 6:29

It's distracting. My career over. Who knows?

SPEAKER_01 6:33

Okay, so just so you know, Kazumi has been the face of open relationships.

SPEAKER_03 6:38

Literally, slut of love.

SPEAKER_01 6:40

I would say, honestly, could you name a more open, like bigger face of open relationships in the world than you?

SPEAKER_03 6:45

Dude, I was a president of like we need seven dicks a day.

SPEAKER_01 6:48

The president.

SPEAKER_03 6:48

And now, look at me.

SPEAKER_01 6:50

Now she's Minog. Her dude is here, he's in the green room. He's awesome. He's so cool. I love him. And I would I get it. I totally like if someone's gonna take Kazumi out of the game, he's gotta be a fucking stud. And it's that guy that is the guy to do it. Would you suck him? No, I'm not getting I'm not in a hypothetical suckable world. If I if I had to suck a dick, then it's LeBron James. Next question. For sure. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 7:22

I feel that, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 7:23

I feel like he's packing though. Like, you think you can take all that?

SPEAKER_01 7:28

Fansley, this would be a fun one. Uh your strangest customer quest.

SPEAKER_02 7:34

Um I remember you asked me this last time and something else happened like a couple weeks after.

SPEAKER_01 7:40

Oh, good.

SPEAKER_02 7:41

Off the top of my fucking head.

SPEAKER_01 7:43

You can take a sec if you want. Yeah, I'm trying to think. Yeah, Kazumi, you wanna say yours?

SPEAKER_03 7:47

I mean, uh every answer is I don't do customs.

SPEAKER_02 7:50

Someone asked me to deep throat a twinkie.

SPEAKER_03 7:52

That's easy. Your throat is so- I feel like I would choke. Like your mouth's not that big.

SPEAKER_02 7:57

No, my mouth is like wired, but it's like the back of the throat that's like narrow. Like twinkies. That's that's like a four-inch dick. Yeah, but like they want to be to like put it to the back and like I feel like you.

SPEAKER_01 8:09

Bro, she could take 40 twinkies.

SPEAKER_03 8:10

I can take 40 twinkies right now. You need to teach me some shit. Like a mouth, she couldn't.

SPEAKER_01 8:14

Kazumi probably, honestly, if she really wanted to, could probably shove this down her throat.

SPEAKER_03 8:20

I'm actually a tiny mouth girl. I don't know how to deep throw. I'm a loser and a failure. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm like an enthusiasm girl. I didn't know. Like no one watches my porn and says, like, I'm not like a like a crazy dick writer, a crazy marketing. They yeah, I'm like, but what are my fuck? Fuck skills. No one says like what the move I think it's just enthusiasm. You're right. I'm just happy to be here. Everyone's just like that's these, but like the rest is.

SPEAKER_01 8:43

No, they talk about like how open you are, how sexual you are, how smart and genius you are.

SPEAKER_03 8:50

But do you think I'm hot?

SPEAKER_01 8:51

And hot.

SPEAKER_03 8:52

Okay, okay, and but not your fuck skills. Yeah, somehow I think I've skirted a lot being a pretty okay fucker. I don't know if I'm if I'm I think I've fooled the world to thinking I'm like a super fuck.

unknown 9:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:04

Like no one is no one is like, oh, her writing was absurd. No, you're right. I don't hear shit about it. I mean you watched you've uh Ryan directed his first porn with me, so you watched my we found.

SPEAKER_02 9:14

Oh, I remember I don't watch the porn, but yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:16

I remember seeing it.

SPEAKER_01 9:17

I should have brought it today.

SPEAKER_02 9:18

I've seen your BTS that you were posting of like you being a director and stuff like that, and like you're rolling as like a little bit of a top two moment of my life.

SPEAKER_03 9:27

Did I have a magic sauce in that moment? Yep. Well, like what was I don't think I sucked or wrote Disney.

SPEAKER_01 9:32

I I saw why you're a star.

SPEAKER_03 9:33

Well, I kind of watch it, I want to watch it now.

SPEAKER_01 9:35

I was like, this chick is a superstar dog.

SPEAKER_03 9:39

Is it just the essence or like first of all?

SPEAKER_01 9:42

Let's be honest. Porn acting, some girls take it serious, and I respect that, but a lot of them uh just think it's fun. You could be an actor.

SPEAKER_03 9:52

Oh my gosh, I was George Clooney in Ebbage. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 9:55

You you could really be a Hollywood actor. Like you're an actor.

SPEAKER_03 9:58

We had Crazy Banter. It is an underrated scene. More people need to watch it. Can you just stream an auto projector at your party and force everyone to watch it before themselves on every night? For sure.

SPEAKER_01 10:09

When you hook up, what's your like what are you doing?

SPEAKER_02 10:13

I'm like a pillow princess, honestly. But no, I don't know, I guess it depends. Because if I like the guy a lot, so you're doing anal. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 10:21

Well, I keep my sheeness like tucked back, taped. Your sheen is.

SPEAKER_01 10:25

Oh, oh, you don't even p pull it out during hookups? No. Why?

SPEAKER_02 10:29

I was like, I that's gonna be like all like technical and shit. That's just my gender dysphoria.

SPEAKER_03 10:33

Oh yeah. You just taper down. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:36

It's like it's not even there.

SPEAKER_02 10:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:37

We don't address it.

SPEAKER_02 10:38

No. Backstraps, it looks the same, right?

SPEAKER_01 10:41

So have you considered the snip?

SPEAKER_02 10:45

You know, everybody I've I got asked that question. I was recently on Love Island, uh, the Nelk version of it. Oh yeah, yeah. And uh, dude, it was on top that was so much fucking fun. But off topic, they asked me that question on a lie detector test, and I was like, you know, I think I would do it, but the fucking results came back like inconclusive. But I think I didn't explain myself right on that shit because like it's such a scary process where it's like as much as I would want to do that, I still don't know because like it's such an invasive procedure, and it's like yeah, it's there's no going back. There's no going back after that.

SPEAKER_01 11:16

It's like, what if something happens, or like yo, I swear to God, I s look, I uh the transgender world is a very complex world because there's so many different versions and styles and everything.

SPEAKER_02 11:28

Nips and tucks.

SPEAKER_01 11:29

Oh my god, there's so many different so it's very complex. So I can't ever you can never speak for everyone. I just think that I I've talked to a lot and I would say 30 from my experience, 30, 40% regret getting their dick down.

SPEAKER_03 11:46

Yeah, really? They don't like yeah. I guess there's no going back on the state.

SPEAKER_01 11:49

But then some love it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:51

So you know there's a lot of girls who like are like, oh my god, I live for it, I love it so much. And then I've heard like some girls be like, you know what, like it's cute because like I don't have the tape and tuck anymore, but like I kind of wish I could. Do you have a hammer?

SPEAKER_03 12:02

What's that? Like just this big one.

SPEAKER_01 12:05

Um that's a great question. You know what? I have one. I'm really glad you asked that.

SPEAKER_02 12:10

How big is your dick? I don't know. I feel like can I just talk about how tight my hole is instead? Yeah, yeah. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're the tightest, the tightest hole.

SPEAKER_01 12:20

Sure, I'll tell you how big my penis is.

SPEAKER_02 12:23

I think I've seen yours.

SPEAKER_01 12:24

Really? I showed it to you?

SPEAKER_02 12:26

It was at the the live show. I've only seen it soft.

SPEAKER_01 12:30

You know what? I feel like average is good for being a lot of things. You're an average driver, good. We trust you on the road. Yeah. You know, you're an average basketball player in the NBA, you're pretty good. You have an average dick, people go, uh what do you expect? Us all to be in the top 1% of dicks?

SPEAKER_02 12:50

Yeah. You know what's crazy is like I'm not a I wouldn't People's Dick expectation too high. Yeah. Yeah. I will say, like, I have those expectations, and not because like See, everyone does. But for me, it's because it's like I have a lot of ass. So it's like you kind of have to make it you have to make it past the cheeks. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 13:07

No, I feel like if you don't like a dick, put it in your ass. You might love the dick. Swear to God.

SPEAKER_01 13:14

That's that's not a secret.

SPEAKER_03 13:15

Are you a size queen? Like, tell me when to stop.

SPEAKER_01 13:17

Um it's more about the girth, right?

SPEAKER_02 13:19

Than the uh like right there, and then it's the girth.

SPEAKER_01 13:22

That's ridiculous, guys. That's not normal. No. That's not a normal dick.

unknown 13:26

Like that.

SPEAKER_02 13:28

Oh. Big. Big dick. But it's because like it's literally, it's like they said, I'm a size queen because I have a lot of ass. And like, I what am I gonna take? What am I gonna do with the five inch, respectfully?

SPEAKER_01 13:37

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 13:37

Other than just like, you know, fair enough.

SPEAKER_01 13:40

You know.

SPEAKER_03 13:41

In Japan, they can't do doggy style. A good majority of them have never experienced doggy. Really? Because the back shots, they fly out. There's no like a lot of them just elaborate on that one? A lot of them can't do back shots because imagine like if the guy's gonna be like. Oh, the lady boys? No, no, no. Japan, Tokyo.

SPEAKER_01 13:57

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 13:57

Japanese people, like they're small? Yeah, they're Lalloweenies, like they don't like they don't they can't do the Really?

SPEAKER_01 14:05

Wait, oh, because you're saying Asian dicks are so small?

SPEAKER_03 14:07

Um, just some no. Some of them are okay.

SPEAKER_01 14:10

You have fucked not like a lot of dudes, right? A bit, yeah. More than eight. Probably over a thousand.

SPEAKER_03 14:16

Maybe, sure.

SPEAKER_01 14:18

Okay. And how many Asian guys have you had sex with? I would say probably less than ten. Maybe less than five. Less than fifty. I would say less than five.

SPEAKER_03 14:27

No.

SPEAKER_01 14:28

Could you name me fucking two? No, you couldn't. She has not fucked many Asians in. And I think that's racist.

SPEAKER_03 14:36

I think she's racist to her own kind. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 14:39

Because I fucked a lot of Asian girls. I went through a phase.

SPEAKER_03 14:41

Yeah, all white guys have this canon moment. It's nothing special. Like it happens either when you're like 19 or 35.

SPEAKER_01 14:49

Why don't Asian dudes ever get the canon moment from girls? Any race. Even the wrong.

SPEAKER_03 14:54

I love the I love the Asian ones. No, you don't.

SPEAKER_01 14:57

I like when they Asian dudes have it bad and I feel bad for them. This whole small dick thing, come on. They're Schmids. I feel bad for them. They got such bad press. They need to like fight it. There needs to be Asian porn stars with big dicks changing the narrative.

SPEAKER_03 15:13

If there's an Asian porn star for a big dick, call me right now. We will make it happen. Right. Asian representation.

SPEAKER_02 15:18

Do you think Asian guys though are like probably like really freaked out because there's so much they can do with like their size?

SPEAKER_03 15:23

Every Asian guy I've been with can make me scared.

SPEAKER_01 15:25

It's all they think about. And they have no confidence to spit game at baddies.

SPEAKER_03 15:28

No, they're so confident. Have you met like a rave Vietnamese like ABB guy that like is like a gangster from America or from Asia? From like Orange County that's just like a gangster Asian. Yeah, those guys are.

SPEAKER_01 15:38

Yeah, yeah, those guys, you're right.

SPEAKER_03 15:39

The ones that say like the N-word, like those guys. Like those guys be fucking hoes. Yeah. I know exactly. Hang on, you're talking about.

SPEAKER_01 15:45

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 15:50

Yeah, they're like swaggy crypto Asians. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah. And they pull EDC Asians. Like they'll go to Lenium and just get sucked like a boba.

SPEAKER_01 16:00

Yeah, I just feel like they don't get enough love, dude. Because Asian, they're very nice people.

SPEAKER_03 16:04

I love Asians.

SPEAKER_01 16:05

They just don't, they're sexually like Bobby Lee always says, no one wants to fuck me.

SPEAKER_03 16:09

Well, um, there might be other Would you fuck Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah. He's funny. I like a funny guy. Right.

SPEAKER_01 16:16

Sometimes he's hilarious.

SPEAKER_03 16:17

A funny six can be a sexy eight.

SPEAKER_02 16:19

You know, I can see that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:21

What uh what race is your favorite?

SPEAKER_02 16:25

Mexican, my own. I have been with the Blazing guy though. I was gonna say that though.

SPEAKER_01 16:28

Oh, so you like Latinos?

SPEAKER_02 16:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:30

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 16:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:31

So like Ronaldo.

SPEAKER_02 16:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:34

No, I love like a good, clean cut Mexican. It's like you know what's funny? People say like there's no such thing as tall tall Mexicans. I'm like, you guys aren't looking in the right places because I've seen a couple and it's like, Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_01 16:43

No, there's stunts. The World Cup? World Cup, I'm fucking I'm getting a little gay for the Latinos.

SPEAKER_02 16:48

The way that I was like fighting the fucking urge to go like slut myself out of Mexico City a couple years ago is like Jesus Christ. Yeah, I don't mind a little street media.

SPEAKER_03 16:55

I feel you on that. I feel you on that. Yeah, but like, so how does dating work? Because like obviously everyone knows you. So, like, do you go on Tinder? Do you like go link up at the bar?

SPEAKER_01 17:05

Yeah, you're like too famous to date normal now.

SPEAKER_02 17:07

I don't even know. And that's the thing when I mean I'm like, I don't even like fucking date.

SPEAKER_01 17:11

Like, I I literally just Okay, so Arizona is break from the the Hollywood shit.

SPEAKER_02 17:18

I will say though, like Do you live at home still? And my family actually lives with me.

SPEAKER_01 17:22

They live with you? Yeah. Flex.

SPEAKER_02 17:24

Yeah, my family lives with me.

SPEAKER_01 17:25

Okay, very nice. Yeah. And that's when it's uh like you stay in on weekends, you're chilling.

SPEAKER_02 17:31

I like pop out every now and then. And I also feel like because I'm a I don't say it's very humbly, like a bigger fish in a small pond because people are so used to seeing me, it doesn't faze me as much.

SPEAKER_01 17:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 17:40

So that's why I'm kind of like, I don't know what people are talking about. Like I'm fairly chilling at home. So like Right, right.

SPEAKER_01 17:46

So you hit the crazy Arizona strip?

SPEAKER_02 17:48

Yeah, actually, you know what's so funny? I went to Fashion Square in Scottsdale a couple weeks ago and I was like, oh shit, that's sick. No, that's when it fucking hit me. Where I'm like, I really like I I had to get escorted out of the mall because of like because it was because you had like groupies? Oh, like during the day at the mall? Yes, it was a safety hazard. Like, I wish I genuinely wish I was being over exaggerating. No, no, I know. You're an A-less celebrity. Yeah. I wish No, you fucking are, dude.

SPEAKER_03 18:09

Do you have like wheezy groupies that are like, oh, please, please, please, I want to like put it in. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:14

I've made money off of people like that. Oh, people ask the fuck. Yeah. No, I haven't like fucked anybody, but they'd be like, Can you send me if you do like fucking eating or like fucking furping some shit? And I'm like, I won't send them like crazy shows like fucking Yo, I still just like food play vibes, and I'm like, yeah, like send me a thousand.

SPEAKER_01 18:30

But last time when you were on the show, I asked you if you dropped an OF. You said no, because you're Christian.

SPEAKER_02 18:35

No, you know what's so crazy? Is like I have genuinely thought, because like as well, okay, let's the let's talk about like the money aspect. I'm not gonna say up I live comfortably, but I still live within like a secure spot where I'm just like But did you drop an OF or no? No, no. Why? I don't know. Like I be I genuinely fight my demons with shit like that. Like And it's not because I not that I'm against or anything, like I love a bad bitch who's on about their bag. Cause I feel like from a like a girl's perspective, that's how I look at them like that bitch is about her money.

SPEAKER_01 19:04

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:04

Like she's about her fucking bag, like she's like she's chasing some shit, and OF is just a small step to it. But for me, I think because I like I was like raised Christian and stuff like that, it's just like the like what's the word? Uh the conviction of it where I'm just like it just doesn't let me do it. But there's there has been a couple of things.

SPEAKER_01 19:25

So okay, so it's not about the the big man upstairs anymore.

SPEAKER_02 19:28

No, it is. Oh, okay. Yeah, like I like I'm probably going to Halerty for being trans, so I'm like, I don't want to add to the roster of things that we're talking about.

SPEAKER_01 19:35

What does the Bible say about trans? It just I guess they weren't there yet.

SPEAKER_02 19:38

Somewhere in the old I think they just didn't make it out. Somewhere in the old testament it says like a man shouldn't wear like women's garments. But at the same time, like I just feel like I don't know, like I'm a firm believer like God loves everybody.

unknown 19:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:50

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 19:51

Yeah, they're also it's a it's outdated, dude.

SPEAKER_03 19:54

How do you make your money then? From like streaming or brand new streaming.

SPEAKER_01 19:57

The Bible also says you can't fuck before marriage or go to hell.

SPEAKER_02 19:59

I mean that too. Let's not forget. That's what I'm saying. I don't want to add more onto the list.

SPEAKER_01 20:02

So we're all going to fucking hell, technically.

SPEAKER_02 20:04

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SPEAKER_02 20:46

So, but now I think I'm running through stream. Like I like, I literally still have the title to go streamer buddy. I literally just go do my quick one two, collect my check, and dip. So you're on kick right now? No, I don't I don't stream personally. Oh, oh, you'll you'll pop up. Yeah, I'll pop up in people's stream. Oh, you'll but you'll be featured. Yeah, but you'll charge them. Yeah. Yeah. Because you know, I'm gonna say this very humbly, like, or no, not humbly, because you I know my words. Yeah, talk your shit. No, I know my fucking words. You're gonna charge to a stream. And yes, I there are I've seen like maybe one or two clips that haven't done so well, but maybe they weren't posted at the right time, whatever. I'm not making an excuse.

SPEAKER_01 21:18

But for the most part, part when you go on someone's stream, it it pops.

SPEAKER_02 21:22

It does extremely well. Yeah. And I'm not gonna say any names, but there I have been like used for a clip and then made like, oh wait, no. Actually, like I kind of can we talk about something before.

SPEAKER_01 21:35

Is it the punch in the stomach? No, because that was the biggest clip I did.

SPEAKER_02 21:40

Oh, yeah, it was. It still is going fucking crazy. I see it all the time. You saw it? Ryan Garcia punching him?

SPEAKER_01 21:46

And Ryan, he was he's sweet too, isn't he?

SPEAKER_02 21:48

Yes, I will say Ryan is honestly one of the sweetest people ever.

SPEAKER_01 21:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:51

Um, however, you know what? I'm just gonna talk about it. I don't I don't know if I'll get in trouble, but like maybe you can review the. And you know what? And we could cut whatever you want. You can review the footage. And like maybe like because I didn't I don't think I signed anything when if I so I should be okay to talk about that. Okay, yeah, period. Okay, so Ryan, I say, well, is I like everything that I'm gonna talk about has nothing against Ryan at all. Ryan is genuinely like one of the nicest people I've ever met. He's super caring, everything, right?

SPEAKER_00 22:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:14

So there was like an incident that happened um a couple like around last year before his fight. Or was it what last year or was it earlier this year? I don't remember. Sometime within the last couple of months or so.

SPEAKER_00 22:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 22:26

So I show up and it was before his fight. I was supposed to help like do a, I think it was like a what is it when like you do like a fucking cameo or like a pop-up at a an event? You like a meet and greet? No, no, no, no. It was like a it was his um it was his face, it was his face off. It was not his face off. It was when you're in Hollywood.

SPEAKER_01 22:45

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 22:45

So long story short, I go, whatever.

SPEAKER_01 22:48

He wanted you to come with him?

SPEAKER_02 22:49

Yeah, so like that was the plan he was gonna bring me on stage, and we were supposed to blow a kiss at the opponent. For his New Year's fight. I think so. I'm not sure what it must have been that. It wasn't that long ago. It was his it was his last fight.

SPEAKER_01 22:59

In New York.

SPEAKER_02 23:00

I don't honestly not fucking know.

SPEAKER_01 23:01

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_02 23:02

But okay, so I was supposed to blow a kiss at his opponent, whatever. So I get there, I get there by call time, I do my I have my glam team come over, they're getting me ready. So fucking um some shit happened where the WCB approved it from what I heard, the skit. But because it's funded by people in the Middle East, um, they made a really big deal about me right before I went on stage. For being trans? Yes. Oh, yeah, because they're so fucking behind on that stage. And these fucking two big ass fucking, like damn near seven foot security guards like manhandled the fuck out of me right when I was about to walk out of stage. Yes. No, I'm talking like in a good way. Oh. I'm talking about like in a way where it's like, what the fuck are you doing? Like, you need to like get the fuck off of here. Oh my god. And I'm like, what are you talking about? Like, I'm just here to do my job. Dude, they're still not cool with gays. Yeah. And I'm and like no, this was here. Oh, that's crazy. Or because it was being funded and streamed. Yeah, I get it. I get it. Yeah, but like, long story short.

SPEAKER_01 23:58

Don't take offense to that, honestly. No, I didn't, but like, they're weird with uh same same marriage, they they stone them to death. Yeah, but like my same sex marriage, so so you know.

SPEAKER_02 24:06

Yeah, my whole purpose of that whole thing though is like I feel like people kind of take advantage of the what I bring to the table. And like what I feel like.

SPEAKER_01 24:16

Yeah, but that's not Ryan's fault.

SPEAKER_02 24:17

Yeah, and I'm not I don't think it was Ryan's fault, but I think it was like someone under him who works for him. And I was like, what the fuck are you guys doing? Oh, like why why would you think to even put me in a position like that?

SPEAKER_01 24:27

Okay, so so and and you felt like shit about it for a bit?

SPEAKER_02 24:30

Yeah, and I was like, this isn't right. Like and that's when I was like, I need to take a minute and like take a beat. I'm like, because this is overwhelming. Okay, got it, got it. It was overwhelming.

SPEAKER_03 24:37

I've always wondered, like, how do you like I'm such a sensitive baby if you even like if anyone roasts me in like a comment section, like how do you like like just vibe with it?

SPEAKER_02 24:46

Can I be honest? Like when it comes to comment sections and shit like that, I really don't give a shit. It's more so when like interactions that happen when it's like in real life. Yeah, when it's like IRL type shit, I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_03 24:57

You I'll kill myself straight up. It's over. Not this. I don't give a fuck about it.

SPEAKER_01 25:05

A bad comment. It's it's who cares?

SPEAKER_02 25:06

I feel like a bad comment though is like we're kinda keeps people relevant.

SPEAKER_01 25:10

Yo, fuck it. I mean, look, think about it. Do you know anyone successful writing negative YouTube comments?

unknown 25:15

Come on.

SPEAKER_01 25:16

True sauce. Come on. True. Do you know anyone that's out here saying like fuck this program? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are losers. It's the it's the lowest of the law. We need these people. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:25

No, literally. Love you guys. Thank you guys.

SPEAKER_01 25:28

Did that do you still kiz with me?

SPEAKER_03 25:29

Uh when I when I post like personal stuff, I'll be emo about it. So I'm always like admiring your strength to get roasted on a continuous.

SPEAKER_01 25:36

Dude, it's never hit uh like honest, on the like on my life, never bothered me. Dude, I've never looked at it as real.

SPEAKER_03 25:43

Yeah. I just look at it as like.

SPEAKER_01 25:45

Then I go out and and everyone shows love and it's that's true. I'm like, this is what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_03 25:48

But when it manifests to hate IRL, I'm like, ouchie, what did I do? You don't know. No, when that shit happens to me, IRL, I'm like, if I'm not drunk, if shit happens in person?

SPEAKER_02 25:56

Yeah. If I'm if shit happens in person, if I'm sober, I'll be like a crybaby. If I'm drunk, bitch, we're fighting.

SPEAKER_03 26:01

Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god, I'm not gonna be able to do it.

SPEAKER_02 26:03

Wait, do you fight?

unknown 26:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:05

I saw her box. She is she could tear you limb from limb. Oh, no way.

SPEAKER_02 26:08

I can like I've had some good squabbles. Wait, you punch a bitch in the face? Um, no, I never hit a girl.

SPEAKER_01 26:16

Okay, because okay, here's a good question. Yeah. Because you're trans, are you more comfortable punching a girl or a guy in the face?

SPEAKER_02 26:24

Probably a guy. I bum rush guys.

SPEAKER_01 26:27

That's gangsters.

SPEAKER_02 26:27

I like it's cool, sweet, like you're running like a linebacker. No, I've had like there's been some insurance and nightclubs where like some fucking bouncers have gone a little too aggressive with like the girls that I'm with. And like there was one particular night. Remember, I bum rushed like six fucking security guards. They're like, are you the motherfucker? Are you the motherfucker? And when I found out who he was, the guy was talking to me and I went boom, and I went up right here in his fucking joke. JG. Yeah, and my fucking ring like scratched the fuck out of him. Would you ever box? I'm actually boxing. Yeah, yeah. I'm actually boxing. Um, my fight is August 29th and Mocill Sonora and Noche. On this pets? No, it's in Mexico. So I'm fighting with Noche Supreme Suprema and um, yeah, August 29th. Dude, guess what? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:07

I'm 99% boxing August 22nd on the next brand next day. Yes, dog. You're writing on Brand Rick? Yes. That's so sick. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

SPEAKER_02 27:14

I've okay, so I have tried fighting with Brandwick so many times. They should book you. No, they have. Like, they we we've tried negoti like not negotiating. We've they've tried getting me on there like that, like I want to say these 10 times already, if I'm gonna be honest. But um the you've said no? No, I've always said yes, but what it is is so I had an injury in 2023, and the commission will let me fight because of my arm. Like, I have What's wrong with your arm? I was in an accident, so like you can kind of see it still. What, like a car accident? Yeah, it was a razor accident. Oh, that's so scary. What's a razor accident? So it's like a four-wheeler, like the the cannon and like razors. Oh, you're a G. Yeah. And it flipped over like three times my arm like snaps. Ouchy. Yeah, sick ass food, badass. Yeah. Oh my god. But so I have like fucking like my arm's like Robocop, honestly. Like, that's the best way to put it. And then um But you're still down to fight? So in Mexico, yeah, because it's like Because Mexicans don't have any fucking rules. I mean for anybody. I ain't gonna say shit, because you know, but in Mexico, that's what I'm gonna say. Killer. Exactly. So yeah, and I met the girl who I'm fighting, she's very sweet. Like, I love her so much. Um, her name's Oshamaka, she's uh she's a Mexican influencer, she's the greatest. Um, but yeah, August 29th.

SPEAKER_01 28:23

And who's this girl you're fighting?

SPEAKER_02 28:24

Uh she's like another trans girl in Mexico. Oh wow, that's kind of a good thing.

SPEAKER_01 28:29

Okay, because I was gonna ask, are you getting when when Aiden's offering you fights, is it for dudes or girls?

SPEAKER_02 28:35

For guys. I wasn't I don't I don't know if you know him, he's a streamer's name is Sweater. Sweater? Yeah, he's like a little chunky guy, he's very like handsome, he's such a cool guy. Okay. Um, but uh yeah, it's just a commission that will let me fight because of my injury. Oh my god. Yeah, so like we're gonna- But would they they would pair you if guys?

SPEAKER_03 28:50

Because the bag is nice, eh? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:51

Oh Aiden's bags are fire. I mean, he bought me a $42,000 purse, so like you can imagine like check their life. I've never even gotten anything. Aiden Ross is so fucking rich, dude. Yeah, yeah. And I I feel like people don't know this, but like Aiden is actually like one of the biggest fucking sweethearts.

SPEAKER_01 29:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:07

Yeah, like I like just, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:10

He's the yeah, and he and and not one bad story about the guy.

SPEAKER_02 29:14

No, I've never I think, I think. Professional? Cool, good guy. Yeah, I genuinely like every single time that I've worked with him, he's like always taken such great care of me.

SPEAKER_01 29:22

Yeah, everyone says that.

SPEAKER_02 29:23

Yeah, and I remember on my first ever stream with him, too. Like, I because I didn't really know what the fuck streaming was. That was the first stream I ever did with.

SPEAKER_01 29:29

Oh, you went and did one at his desktop one with him?

SPEAKER_02 29:32

It was uh IRL. Oh it was two days of filming or streaming, and um I remember like I was really stressed out in the middle of the stream because like I didn't know what streams at the time. There was like a chat. And um when we were I got overwhelmed because I found out what the fuck the chat was, and I had an anxiety attack and a panic attack. Oh, what were the comments to mean? It was just a lot. Like I and that was my first ever time. What was that? This was October 2023. Oh, okay. I think okay. It was a minute ago.

SPEAKER_03 30:02

Does it manifest into like a fetish? What do you mean? Like the dirty, like the mean comments. Oh, like for me? Yeah, does it ever like come out in like a like you have to like get control of it in a sexual way like later?

SPEAKER_01 30:12

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unknown 30:19

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SPEAKER_01 30:20

Shut up, our girl. Shut up, our girl, Dean. You know who you are, Dean. We love you. She's sweet. Okay. Uh, if you had to get your back blown out by a FIFO World Cup player, who would it be and why?

SPEAKER_02 30:33

You know, I'm not like uh familiar like familiar with the players. Is that right? Yeah. I just don't like Ronaldo and Messi.

SPEAKER_01 30:39

Okay, but which one which one of them do you think has better dick game?

SPEAKER_02 30:44

Um probably Ronaldo. For sure. Yeah, probably Ronaldo.

SPEAKER_01 30:50

You know, I think Messi has one body. One what one? I think he's only fucked his wife. That's so beautiful. Isn't that crazy? My type Some people would say he's the most famous person in the world.

SPEAKER_03 31:03

And he has one body. Yeah. I actually have no idea what this guy looks like. Like, and I don't know sports. It's a Europe thing. Balls.

SPEAKER_01 31:08

It's a Europe thing.

SPEAKER_02 31:09

I will say Ronaldo's wife is like a bad bitch. I think her name is Georgina. Yep. Yeah, that's a bad thing.

SPEAKER_01 31:14

But also, he's so him that no girl will ever be able deserving of being his wife, I don't think.

SPEAKER_02 31:22

I think you're giving him too much credit.

SPEAKER_01 31:24

Ronaldo. I think he's the most fuckable man on earth.

SPEAKER_03 31:29

That's the one, that's a Tief guy. Veneer's guy, right? And then uh the other one is like blue.

SPEAKER_01 31:34

Yes. Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 31:35

I don't know if sports that one. No, that's it. Yeah, yes. Blue, red.

SPEAKER_01 31:39

Yep. Yep. Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 31:41

I don't understand.

SPEAKER_02 31:42

Oh, never mind. Goodbye.

SPEAKER_01 31:44

So Kazumi can find anything to turn her on.

SPEAKER_02 31:47

And so you can think it, you could kink it.

SPEAKER_03 31:50

Oh, you think I'm a fat bitch? Yeah. Yeah. Like a fatch. Okay, I can say you're a dirty slut. You're so right about that.

SPEAKER_01 31:55

But what did you masturbate to? What turns you on?

SPEAKER_03 31:58

Um.

SPEAKER_01 31:58

When you're home alone, chilling.

SPEAKER_02 32:00

That's a good question.

SPEAKER_01 32:02

Yeah.

unknown 32:03

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 32:04

Are you watching porn?

SPEAKER_02 32:05

No. No, yeah, I will say I'm not watching porn right now either. I will say when I first, like, I think it was like 19. It was like what 19 or 18? It was like 19 or 20. Because I lost I was a late bloomer when it came to that kind of stuff.

SPEAKER_00 32:17

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 32:17

So, um how old are you now? I'm 27. Okay, I'm 34. Good.

SPEAKER_03 32:22

Just had his birthday.

SPEAKER_01 32:24

Yeah. How old are you?

SPEAKER_03 32:25

29. Ancient. I'm cooked.

SPEAKER_01 32:28

Why do I think you're 25 still?

SPEAKER_03 32:29

I'm Asian. Asian don't reason.

SPEAKER_01 32:31

Yo, it's the truest thing ever. Why is that?

SPEAKER_03 32:33

Well, we are like young forever, and then we turn into like these like little tiny raisin women, like at some point. I don't know. It just like happens over. And we'll do like Tai Chi and have like a perm. I don't know why this happens to us. It's like against our will. Like all it happens to all of us. I don't know why.

SPEAKER_01 32:48

One day you just morph into I'll be 4'11 and like disp and like tiny.

SPEAKER_03 32:53

Oh my god, it's so true.

SPEAKER_01 32:55

What age does that hit you guys at?

SPEAKER_03 32:57

I think like 70s. I'm I'll be hot.

SPEAKER_01 32:59

Oh, you'll be hot.

SPEAKER_03 33:00

Like 60s, 70s, I'll be hot. I'll be a little raisin. I have a while of being hot.

SPEAKER_01 33:06

Do you like uh like girls at all?

SPEAKER_02 33:09

Or or I have like such an admiration for women, but it like pussy scares me. Have you ever had one? No.

SPEAKER_01 33:14

Well that dude, don't knock it till you try it.

SPEAKER_02 33:17

No.

SPEAKER_01 33:17

Vagina is awesome.

SPEAKER_02 33:19

No, like my girlfriends, like I've definitely seen more than enough, and I'm like seen a lot of pussy hole, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 33:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:25

You know, I heard a great description of a vagina lately. You know, it's like the sun. You know? You don't want to look directly at it for too long.

SPEAKER_02 33:35

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 33:37

But oh my god, it's the greatest gift of your day.

SPEAKER_03 33:41

You know what? You love it and you need it. I don't know why I don't want to look in my little roast beef pastrami bond meat like that. Not for too long. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 33:47

You know.

SPEAKER_03 33:48

Get in there.

SPEAKER_02 33:49

I just have like a fear that there's like teeth in there. And it's just like gonna fucking clamp you or something. Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 33:57

What? There's a movie like that, Teeth? Like the one where it's like the girl has a teeth in her vagina and like. Is that really rape?

SPEAKER_02 34:02

Is that actually a movie? Oh my god. What the fuck are you guys talking about? It happened already. No, I'm just thinking like I'll put all vagina has teeth and a bag.

SPEAKER_01 34:09

Okay, so you have a fear of pussy.

SPEAKER_02 34:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:11

Shit, dude. It's fucking funny too. It's like vagina is really cool.

SPEAKER_02 34:16

I like going to strip clubs because I love like a good, like, fat ass dancing on me. But the second I see a pussy lip come at me, I'll like I'll literally like it.

SPEAKER_01 34:23

Yeah, they bust them out a lot.

SPEAKER_02 34:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:25

And you're like, why am I paying for this?

SPEAKER_02 34:28

Yeah. Right. Because I love like support your local baddies and you know, right, right, right. The second a pussy lip is like on my punsa.

SPEAKER_01 34:35

But what about a really pretty one, you know, like a little Barbie one?

SPEAKER_03 34:38

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 34:39

Like uh, it's just like a little pussy.

SPEAKER_03 34:40

Pussy's pussy. I don't like pussy eaters. Ew. Barb. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:44

You don't like pussy eaters?

SPEAKER_03 34:45

I don't like pussy in general. Oh, okay. I'm a sausage fest. This is a sausage only zone. Honestly, same.

SPEAKER_01 34:51

I think dick and balls are the most disgusting thing to look at.

SPEAKER_03 34:54

I like smelling the balls. Like, ugh, fuck. You really do, right? Yeah, I like the smell of man. I like smelling your armpits. I like smelling your I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 35:02

Like you'll suck a dick after the gym, right?

SPEAKER_03 35:04

Oh my god, why else when else would you do that? It's proper polite.

SPEAKER_01 35:08

You gotta clean it up. Like what when it's sweaty and disgusting?

SPEAKER_02 35:11

I like when they shower before the gym and then they come back home and they're like sweaty. Because it's like they don't stink, but they have like a musk.

SPEAKER_01 35:18

Right. Yeah. That's a lot of girls feel that way, I think.

SPEAKER_03 35:23

Do you like poppers? You know, I've never done poppers. I fucking love poppers.

SPEAKER_01 35:27

Whoa.

SPEAKER_03 35:27

Yeah, I know. Why not? For an anal legend like yourself. Yeah. I've never done poppers.

SPEAKER_01 35:32

Yo, can I be honest? Look, as a you know, I've I've had my fair share of um substances. And uh Poppers fucking freaks me out.

SPEAKER_03 35:41

I love poppers. I'm doing them like 20 times a day. Wait, what? I just feel so good. Do you have some here right now? No, that'd be insane. Like, what there's no purpose. That wouldn't be insane for you to have poppers right now. Like, but I I would.

SPEAKER_01 35:54

You like you love poppers?

SPEAKER_03 35:55

Yeah. I love being like, woo, but that probably is bad for me. That's the one thing I do that's a little like skeptical.

SPEAKER_01 36:01

Someone told me it's like gonna like it gives you a panic attack for 20 seconds. No.

SPEAKER_02 36:05

It feels good. My pussy's tight and my butthole. Someone told me it's like hitting a vape with like times 20. Like you know how when you get the lightheaded?

SPEAKER_01 36:13

That's that's a great way to describe it.

SPEAKER_02 36:14

I've never hit a vape. Really?

SPEAKER_01 36:17

It's like a popper minus times 20. Uh pop start pop pops. Uh wild gunshot story.

SPEAKER_03 36:23

Oh, okay. I was in Morocco, actually. It was like pretty recently. Um, I hadn't seen my man in a minute. Um, and this one. Yeah, and he unloads like a big giant anal cream pie in my butt, like 20 feet deep in my guts. And it was like 19 ropes, probably. I should have like gotten mega preg or something somehow. And then like we like walked through like the medinas of like the Maroc Marrakesh. And I was in like the Habibi outfit, like the scarf and like the big like thing. I don't know. Like head to toe. And every time I'd laugh, I would like shark buckets of that. Like I was just like, and I was like, oh my god, I think I made an oopsie. And then I like looked up and uh pulled it up and it was just like nut.

SPEAKER_00 37:00

Oh shit, that's it.

SPEAKER_03 37:01

Coated everywhere. No, it was tea, like whatever. It was clean nut, not mixed of poopies.

SPEAKER_01 37:06

Um, okay, because you uh you you douched before.

SPEAKER_03 37:10

Yeah, yeah. I like to be a prepared little butt slap.

SPEAKER_01 37:12

Zoomy, you have a boyfriend.

SPEAKER_03 37:14

It's new. We asked like two days ago, so it's new. I love this for you.

SPEAKER_01 37:18

And and it's all she thinks about, cares about, talks about, and honestly, I predict, and rightfully so, she has had a great run. But I think it's gonna be the end of Kazumi.

SPEAKER_03 37:28

We're gonna No, the hoe is all you can do. We're gonna meet the real You can't take the hoe at the housewife. We it's a woman. It has to come out and bursts. But I feel like the I'm I'm worried about you. Is this my intervention for my job?

SPEAKER_01 37:41

It's just that he's so cool. And okay, look. Abella Danger was the biggest still is, still is, and and honestly, good for her for staying so fucking on top. It's unbelievable. Fire for someone who retired, what, 15 years ago?

SPEAKER_03 37:58

Not 15 years ago.

SPEAKER_01 38:00

10?

SPEAKER_03 38:01

How does she look exactly the same?

SPEAKER_01 38:03

It's Abella's career is is like a masterclass. Yeah. Wow. Perfection. But she met a guy in her prime, and then boom, she never shot again.

SPEAKER_03 38:13

I wonder what the day is.

SPEAKER_01 38:14

And her guy, you meet him and you go, oh, I get it. He's so cool. He's orange. And good. Yes. Good for them. And they're in love and they're great. And now she's going to law school and she's about to become a lawyer. Now, your guy is like an identical fucking copy-paste of her guy. Real thing so? Yes. They're just Abella's dude that took her out in her prime. Chill, chill vibes. Is the same exact same dude as your dude. Oh, like very similar.

SPEAKER_03 38:45

They're from the same, like, like planet.

SPEAKER_01 38:47

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Planet. Yeah, they're from the same.

SPEAKER_03 38:49

African America.

SPEAKER_01 38:50

No, no, no, no. But they're not just two black guys. They're very very similar guys.

SPEAKER_02 38:56

Like in taste?

SPEAKER_01 38:57

The way they talk, the way they look, the way they act, the way they dress, the way they fuck, and everything. Like they're not. How do you know how they fuck? If these guys, these guys might be long-lost twins. And it's just very interesting to me that like this type of dude, whatever this breed is, is taking the top porn girls out of their prime for full monogamy. Who are these dudes? I want to know more about these guys. What are they doing? What the fuck is going on? And then you meet them. You met him backstage. I'm cool. They're awesome. Bella's guy, coolest guy I've ever met. Kazumi's guy, second coolest guy I've ever met.

SPEAKER_03 39:36

Coolest guy I've ever met ever met.

SPEAKER_01 39:38

Who are these dudes? How the fuck did they get so cool? Why are they targeting the top porn girls in their prime and taking them out to be mononymous?

SPEAKER_03 39:46

Like, what's the master?

SPEAKER_01 39:47

What's going on here? We gotta get to the bottom of this.

SPEAKER_03 39:49

It's like probably like a plant by the FBI to take us out the game. That way only like all players now are like.

SPEAKER_01 39:55

So yeah, yeah, I think they're created in labs. Because look, if I were you girls, I would quit for these guys too. They're perfect.

SPEAKER_03 40:01

I'm still around working here and there. I just love vacation.

SPEAKER_01 40:08

What work have you been doing, Kazumi?

SPEAKER_03 40:10

I don't dream of labor. And it's fine.

SPEAKER_01 40:14

You've put the hours in.

SPEAKER_03 40:15

I'm ready to vac well, I don't know. I'm ready to work so I can go home and kiss my person. I just want to go home and kiss.

SPEAKER_01 40:23

She's really in love. She's never said this before.

SPEAKER_03 40:25

I've said this before. I've been in love a few times in my life.

SPEAKER_01 40:28

But she's never liked her guy.

SPEAKER_03 40:30

I I like my guy also. And loved my guy.

SPEAKER_01 40:34

No. This is her first time in love.

SPEAKER_03 40:36

No. How many times have you been in love, Ryan?

SPEAKER_01 40:38

My first girlfriend Kat, my second girlfriend Arianne, my third girlfriend, Brie.

SPEAKER_03 40:43

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 40:43

And my fourth girlfriend, Alyssa. But sorry. I will say the most love I ever felt was probably with Ariane. But the most attachment I ever felt was with the most recent fucking one. Um but true love? Perhaps I haven't found her yet.

SPEAKER_03 41:04

Where where is Brie? Like, is Brie not part of this list?

SPEAKER_01 41:08

I was in love with Brie. Brie, me and Brie's breakup probably hit me the hardest. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 41:14

Some Ryan lure for the world. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, actually, you know what? We never talked about this. Some data personality. Sorry. Sorry about that. Love is exciting. I hope to still have a job.

SPEAKER_01 41:26

You know, it's it's interesting because Brie probably did me the dirtiest. She no, Brie did me the dirtiest. And everyone in my life is like, fuck that person. But we're like friends, and people think that's weird. And uh people say I have no backbone to be friends with her.

SPEAKER_03 41:43

No, you know what? I'm a man. I moved on. You are not a guy who holds grudges. You might talk shit for 30 seconds, yeah. And then afterwards you're just you'll be like jerking around.

SPEAKER_01 41:52

And I'm sure one day me and Laris someone will get there.

SPEAKER_03 41:55

No, don't even think about it. Just like heal and like live your life and get your people.

SPEAKER_02 41:58

I am healed though. Yeah. I feel like stuff like that comes naturally too because you kind of look back at shit and you're like, it really wasn't that deep. And it's like you're able to kind of like coexist and have a to be honest.

SPEAKER_01 42:08

I just don't ever want to have a fucking girlfriend again. I don't like to go. No, I'm lying. No, for real. I become a fucking loser. I I stop giving up. I give up completely. I yo, I am locked in, okay? I have all these ideas, and I'm I'm a fucking ADHD, Adderall taking, hardworking lunatic that wants to take over the world. As soon as I fall in love, no. I just become a fucking weirdo obsessed with my chick. I get attached and I just stay in bed and cuddle and then make love and world doesn't matter and I lose all my friends and but you know what?

SPEAKER_03 42:36

Love is an abundance. It's in your friends, it's in your job, it's in yourself, and the next person that you decide to like fall in love with. Like you will never be in a shortage of it.

SPEAKER_01 42:44

So if you like pretend like Yeah, but every look, if if I I I looked at my life and I have all these shots of like career, and it's always between my relationships. And then the tanks while I'm in love shoots up between relationships. Why am I gonna go fucking get in love?

SPEAKER_03 43:02

Is this an ADHD thing? Like you can only focus on one thing really hard at one time.

SPEAKER_01 43:06

It has to be.

SPEAKER_02 43:06

I'm like a firm believer too, because like I feel like any successful relationship in it, like it like in order for you to be successful in it, I feel like you need to have uh not live like a double life, but have a life of your own outside of your relationship because that's when I can't do that.

SPEAKER_01 43:21

I can't do that of like your own goals and I get obsessed with my chick, or I want to take over the world, and there's no one between.

SPEAKER_03 43:26

You have to like just reword in your mind of like I'm so obsessed with my chick, I have to take over the world. So then we can like hang out every day.

SPEAKER_01 43:32

I try to do that and and it's I don't know, dude. Are you gonna you gonna get a lover?

SPEAKER_02 43:39

Um honestly, I tried dating last year from like October to like February and it it wasn't for me. How are you meeting the guys? I met this one like pretty organically. Like I actually met him here in LA and it was like it was cute, it was fun, but I DMs, whatever. Yeah, it was a DM actually. And then like we ended up just like bumping into each other at like the same event, and like it was we like try to be serious.

SPEAKER_01 43:59

Okay, but I

SPEAKER_02 44:00

Like I think I am the problem because I genuinely I mean that's real. No, I'm gonna be so honest. So I gotta be fucking I was the problem in my last relationship. No, and it's not even because like I'm oh like I I wouldn't say I'm like a toxic It was a two part thing but mostly me No like I wouldn't say I'm like a toxic person or anything like that I just genuinely think like right now as far as like dating goes I'm just too fucking self-centered and self-absorbed and like I don't plan on changing that anymore. Yeah keep your peace your life is incredible. You don't need to compliment selfish man yeah and like I that's and like that's it's I'm being really honest and I don't mean that in a way where to make it sound like I'm like a bad thing. It's just like I really like only love myself right now. Like when it when it comes to dating, like I love my family, I love my cousins, I love my friends. Yep, like all the people who are my bubble, like they're my bitches for like I'll write a doctor, dude. Yeah, but as far as dating goes, like I just like I'm not in a position right now where I'm willing to compromise.

SPEAKER_01 44:54

I'm not in a position where I'm willing to be to be uh also for your career. Right now, you're like you haven't really found your thing yet.

SPEAKER_02 45:03

No, I haven't.

SPEAKER_01 45:04

You know what I'm saying? Like you you you're right now you're the famous girl that gets featured on all these famous platforms, but you don't have your shit yet. You don't have a product or a show or a th uh Yeah, that will keep you immortal. Till you till you get that, I I would say don't date.

SPEAKER_02 45:21

Yeah, and like my thing is too, is like I don't I it's so funny. I was working with like a a production company, like we were in the we're still in the meetings of like what we want to do. And it's like, well, what they asked me, like, what is your thing? And then you're like I'm the I'm the like I'm literally like I don't know what my thing is. Like I like confidence, like I guess is the my thing. But no, right now you're you're the viral guest. Yes. That's you need to go to Shoddy Bay route. I love her, honestly. She's I feel like she's super uh what's the word? Um people like misinterpret her a lot for being like rude and stuff like that, but she's like such a sweet, like shy girl.

SPEAKER_03 45:53

Yeah, you need to just be like be insane on TikTok and get those makeup brand deals and everything.

SPEAKER_02 45:58

And honestly, like that's what my that's what my route is now. But someone told me the old producer who I worked with who works with the production company I was meeting with, like he stepped in and he literally just said, He's like, honestly, get her a set and a camera and a and a whole team, and that bitch will fucking outperform anybody who's in that fucking room.

unknown 46:13

True.

SPEAKER_02 46:13

Like that's a fucking fact. Yeah, factual. Yes. Yeah, and and but they were like, okay, well, what the fuck is she gonna do? I'm like, dude, I still don't know. So like yeah, it's something like I've it's in the work still as of like what we're trying to come up with. Um, but it's something where it's like I I think it's time where I start building something of my own.

SPEAKER_01 46:30

Yeah, and what do you have any ideas? Is it streaming? Is it podcasting?

SPEAKER_02 46:34

I would like it to be streaming. Yeah, but honestly, I think you should stream. Yeah, but you know what scares the shit out of me about streaming? It's like uh getting swatted. That's really scary.

SPEAKER_03 46:43

It's a real fear. I scared some time.

SPEAKER_02 46:45

Yes, like you won't die from that. No, like I the I did like a a 24 uh like a 30-day like marathon here in LA of streaming a couple years ago. You did 30 days straight? Yeah, 30 days straight. We started here in Vegas and then Miami for 30. No, it was like 42 days. Is that when you do the with the sleep?

SPEAKER_00 47:03

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 47:04

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 47:04

That's a lot. That's your perverts. Who's watching the sleep? You'd be amazed. And I remember one morning, it was like seven in the fucking morning, and like we're here like fucking SWAT cards and shit, and there's like guns pointed at us, dude. Mind you, I'm in like a fucking like uh a moo moo, is that what they call it? Like in English? Hot, yeah. Yeah, like a moo moo. I'm literally bringing like this fucking big ass moo. My hair like fucking like frisiest shit in braids, like 7 30 in the fucking morning on the sidewalk, like handcuffed, because there's fucking the whole SWAT, like LA SWAT team is in hill. Like I'm like, dude, so yeah, it's it really does scare me, but I don't as far as that shit goes, like I'm still trying to figure out my niche, but I think for right now, like I'm doing really well with what I have.

SPEAKER_01 47:43

Yo, to talk about swatting for a sec though, like think about the shit we did as kids, you know? Like, oh my god, calling the scary number, whatever. Dude, swatting your favorite streamer is so sick.

SPEAKER_03 47:54

Let's not promote this action.

SPEAKER_01 47:56

I get it. That's all I'm saying. Is I get it. Imagine how they're like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 48:03

No, I my day would be ruined so hard. I'd be like, uh now I have to move. No, it's immediately and for a meeting with my family. I guess my.

SPEAKER_02 48:09

How do they find the Addies? Is it that easy? That's scary. It's pretty like basically just with an IP address, honestly, they can pretty do it, pretty much do it. So yeah, like that's why I said, and plus my family lives with me, so I'm like, I'm scared to fall. Oh, my bad. Yeah, that's why I'm like that's no, you should do IRL showing.

SPEAKER_01 48:23

No, no one should be swatting. I take it back. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 48:26

Did you try to be in uh Kai's university? Or no? I don't stream on my own.

SPEAKER_02 48:30

Oh, yeah, so that's why I I've gotten asked that a couple of times. I'm like, why don't you fucking do I'm like, because I don't stream on my own.

SPEAKER_03 48:35

You should IRL stream like speed and like it's a good one.

SPEAKER_01 48:39

You're probably the number one cameo for streamers and podcasters in the world. That's what you are.

SPEAKER_02 48:47

Like, who would do my pumping a shit? I also I know because they always dub my mouth or my like my voice in Russian, and I've seen the clips already, and I'm like, motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_01 48:59

You know who fucks with me the heaviest? India. Period. What up, Indians? Love you guys. Yo, I think I could go there and sell out a stadium. Like I could go sell out arenas in India. I'm fucking out there, bro. Yeah, I don't know why. But I think it's because they're such masturbators, eh?

SPEAKER_03 49:17

Yeah, like mega masturbators.

SPEAKER_01 49:20

And I will say to the Indians, I don't want to shit on my fan base at all. But y'all have a bad rep with the chicks. You do. I've been with a few. Number one, they say the hygiene is off. Number two, they say uh the you know, the way they're so direct, the way they talk to girls. Show me bobs, show me vegetables.

SPEAKER_03 49:36

You should fly an Indian person here and like queer eye them, you know, like just make them. Like coach them, right? Like what you did with like um RF Jake Marshall. Like give him like a haircut, make him swaggy. No, teach him how to talk to bitches, fix his Tinder profile and get him fucking late.

SPEAKER_01 49:51

Yeah, because I would say globally, and maybe that's why they like porn so much, is because they are so neglected from American Pussy.

SPEAKER_03 49:59

Well, you're welcome.

SPEAKER_01 50:01

Right? Because there's definitely a correlation of most watch porn, but also can't fuck the chicks. It's gotta be a correlation. Let me coach you guys, because I love you. Yeah, so okay, so you're top racist. So you like uh the Mexicans, Mexico City type shit, tall Latino looking, Ronaldo looking motherfuckers. Uh what else? You like white boys?

SPEAKER_03 50:23

Um Cracker Jacks?

SPEAKER_02 50:26

Cazumi gave us a shot and then she she It's not like my go-to, but like I've had like a little crush on like some white guys before.

SPEAKER_01 50:32

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 50:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:33

Yeah, cause Kazumi, you went through a phase last summer.

SPEAKER_03 50:36

I had a white guy arc. It was a little disturbing for the rest of everyone. It was what?

SPEAKER_01 50:39

It was like two months.

SPEAKER_03 50:40

Yeah, and it was just weird. You guys are odd. I can like count on like a like a stopwatch how fast it takes for you guys to say something mildly offensive. No one just like, oh, okay, I'll have a great day, and then they'll just say something and it completely obliterates it. Like, I'll be like, Can you give an example? I literally have a I literally I can't, but I it looks like you have one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 51:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 51:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 51:01

So like I'm sorry for my people.

SPEAKER_03 51:03

This is probably like an overshadowing. I feel like I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_01 51:05

They're trying to be funny, they don't mean it. Unless they're in middle.

SPEAKER_03 51:09

You guys really hate being woke. It's like you guys are allergic to wokeness.

SPEAKER_01 51:13

Right. I don't know. I'm I'm not like that.

SPEAKER_03 51:17

You're are you woke? I don't know if that's the first word I would use to describe Ryan Powell. I wouldn't say I'm woke.

SPEAKER_01 51:23

I would say I'm the most welcoming of all shapes, yeah, races, and sizes and uh religions. But I have dark humor that I don't mean.

SPEAKER_03 51:32

I would love to see you guys make out tongue.

SPEAKER_01 51:35

I'd kiss.

SPEAKER_03 51:36

Yeah. If you've heard like, oh my god, after I sing your birthday tomorrow?

SPEAKER_01 51:40

I would love that.

SPEAKER_03 51:41

French kiss deep. Do you want to do that? Tongue out. Let's do it. That's sick.

SPEAKER_01 51:45

Tongue or no tongue.

SPEAKER_02 51:46

We can do tongue.

SPEAKER_03 51:47

Five minutes uninterrupted kissing sloppy.

SPEAKER_02 51:49

I'm fucking down. Make it sloppy. I don't know, like five minutes, maybe like two. Two or three. Because I get like dry mouth quick.

SPEAKER_00 51:56

Like, I want.

SPEAKER_02 51:57

Oh my god, that's so sick. That'd be fun. That's a good one. Let's do it. All right.

SPEAKER_01 52:02

Let's break down.

SPEAKER_03 52:02

That's the one, eh? That's the show. Yes. Oh, wow. Yay, we found it. The show is saved. Mm-hmm. That's a reason to go, guys. Go to Ryan's parties. Something happens. Guys, me and Ryan are making out his birthday party tomorrow.

SPEAKER_01 52:14

Holy shit.

SPEAKER_00 52:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 52:16

All right.

SPEAKER_00 52:17

Happy birthday, guys.

SPEAKER_01 52:19

Happy birthday, Ryan. Thank you. Okay, I'm in. Okay, uh, oh, go ahead.

SPEAKER_02 52:23

Oh no, I was gonna say so like to I don't know what she was saying right now that uh so this is literally this is how comfortable I'm getting on the show already. Like, I love it. So the last guy I was sleeping with, he was a white guy. Which I'm gonna say Arizona? No, yeah. And which I'm gonna say, like, best, like that was a good lay in like a minute. Like he was pretty great. Like, I'm not gonna lie. A minute though? No, in like a while. Like that was the best in a while. Yeah, in a while. He lasted. Yeah, and I was like, oh my god, like he's kinda hot. Like I already had like a little crush in him prior to it. Like I manifested that fucking hookup. Nice. And um, I just remember like right when he was about to leave my apartment, he said something, and I was like, ew. Like it just like it wasn't even like what he that what he said in the house. Oh, your vengeance.

SPEAKER_01 53:07

You're saying like what Kazumi said.

SPEAKER_02 53:09

Like, ha ha. Yeah, and I'm just like, wait, what the fuck? And like it just threw me off. Like it like, like I said, it wasn't offensive, it was just like his tone of saying it. I was like, ew, bitch, like leave my house. Like what what what racist joke did he make? No, it wasn't racist, it was just like uh it was like a tone of entitlement. And I was like, Yeah, bitch. I was like, get the fuck out of here. I was like, is mine? Like, I'm like, literally, I'm like, I thought you were sexy as shit, like about five minutes ago. Like, leave my own.

SPEAKER_01 53:37

You know what, guys, at the end of the day, there's cool white people and there's bad white people.

SPEAKER_02 53:41

Name five people.

SPEAKER_01 53:42

There's cool black people and there's bad black people. There's cool Latinos, there's bad Latinos. There's good people and bad people. So you can't hate a race.

SPEAKER_02 53:50

I'm just going based off of experience.

SPEAKER_01 53:52

Fair enough. Fair enough.

SPEAKER_03 53:54

What's your favorite position? Sorry, I just like imagining and visualizing.

SPEAKER_01 53:58

You know, there's a lot of bad weird white white people that I don't that doesn't represent me. Name one weird white guy that you do not fuck with right now. Jack Doherty.

SPEAKER_03 54:07

Whoa, who's this? Oh, that's oh, the streamer. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 54:10

Yeah, fuck that guy.

SPEAKER_03 54:11

Why why?

SPEAKER_01 54:12

You're a fucking weirdo, dude. I do not like you at all. And the the fact that this motherfucker snuck in my Halloween party, to this day, I haven't had a proper sleep since Halloween.

SPEAKER_02 54:22

What did he do? I want to know.

SPEAKER_01 54:24

Oh, he is such a little fucking curly-headed fuck. I hate this guy. Jack Doherty, I really hate you. And when you fucking went through the jungle to sneak into my Halloween party and then make a video laughing about it, because I said only one person can't come into the party tonight. Jack Doherty. Okay. This motherfucker flew from Miami to just to get in to piss me off. Damn. And I've wanted to strangle him since. Is he like eight years old? No, he's like 30. Oh. Is he really? I thought he was like, he just looks like a little shit because he's a little shit. Fuck that guy. I don't like him. Um I I like everyone else for the most part. Now when I hear, because whenever I see actors talk about a movie, I'm like, shut up. You're just made a fucking movie, it's a big deal. Because, oh, our chemistry in this scene. I'm like, but then once we worked together on that, I was like, oh, I get I get what they mean.

SPEAKER_03 55:16

No, you were Quentin Tarantino.

SPEAKER_01 55:19

He was we both gained mutual respect.

unknown 55:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 55:23

It was a vibe. Honestly, Alex Jones was so sick.

SPEAKER_03 55:26

Yeah, he was sick. He's a cool dude. Yeah, my I like locked into my dirty talk. I was like kind of like retarded, right? Look right report because I was super like dizzy and high.

SPEAKER_01 55:34

And and even the fucking ops was on on point that day.

SPEAKER_03 55:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 55:39

You know who.

SPEAKER_03 55:39

He.

SPEAKER_01 55:40

Yeah, bro. You should go on a porn set one day.

SPEAKER_03 55:45

Yeah, yeah, I'll I'll just have you watch. If she ever shoots again. Peanut gallery, you know.

SPEAKER_01 55:48

Yeah, it's it's uh it'll change your perspective, really. Honestly.

SPEAKER_03 55:51

There's just a lot of like stuff that goes behind it. I can see it really isn't interesting. Like to be on a porn set is so cool. Honestly, not that sexy, but it's like one big like school project, like a film project.

SPEAKER_02 56:03

Yeah, honestly, when it's when it comes to like anything taboo and shit like that, I'm very open-minded when it comes to like with a lot of shit like that. So honestly, I'd be so open to do that. Right. Um Didoche? Yeah, of course. What's it called? Anima, Anima, you Anima? Mm-hmm. I have like a like an installment in my shower, too.

SPEAKER_01 56:21

It's like Oh, you dirty little birdie. It cleans me out. She's ready.

SPEAKER_03 56:25

Dirty little birdie. Yummy. It takes me a while to clean out. It takes me, yeah, like 20 minutes. Oh, it's like an hour or plus.

SPEAKER_01 56:34

Yeah, some girls be doing it for three hours.

SPEAKER_03 56:35

Are you a butt guy, an anal legend?

SPEAKER_01 56:38

No.

SPEAKER_03 56:38

No, you don't you don't put it in any girl's.

SPEAKER_01 56:40

I like to stick my tongue in it.

SPEAKER_03 56:41

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 56:42

If I can't get hard because I'm on whatever.

SPEAKER_03 56:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 56:45

And I eat ass.

SPEAKER_03 56:49

I don't like when guys eat my ass. I'm like fucking focus.

SPEAKER_02 56:51

There are some times I will say like when guys don't know how to do it, and it literally just feels like wet butt, and it's not a good feeling. You don't like wet butt feeling? Fair enough. I also have like too much ass to have wet butt. Do you eat guys' asses?

SPEAKER_00 57:03

No.

SPEAKER_02 57:04

Oh, you gotta lock it. I wish I was like freakiness like that. I honestly I feel like the man that like I fall in love with, I will gladly do it.

SPEAKER_01 57:10

Fair enough. That's fair. It's for love.

SPEAKER_03 57:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 57:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 57:13

I honestly never thought like monogamy or anything would be like horny or sexy, but growing sexually with one person makes me freakier than like just doing like weird freaky shit like the first lingerie. Yeah, I'll just like be like doing weird absurdities.

SPEAKER_01 57:28

Hey girls, so we've we've uh that was a quick hour, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_03 57:31

Whoa.

SPEAKER_01 57:32

Anything you want to share before we wrap up?

SPEAKER_03 57:34

I love you. I love you.

SPEAKER_01 57:36

Hey guys, that was a good one, eh? Yeah, yeah, that's all good. Yay! See you next week.