RYAN POWNALL’S BIRTHDAY PARTY (HOLLYWOOD HILLS MANSION)

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SPEAKER_10 0:00

It's the best day of my life.

SPEAKER_11 0:30

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Pillow Talk! I can't sing, but welcome to the show, babies. Favorite brand we've ever worked with is Fansley. Fansley, we fing love you. And I hope all our Pillow Talk fans love you too. Everyone, if you're not on Fansley, go and f Fansley. It's unbelievable. What it is, just so you know, quick description. It's like those other websites where girls sell stuff, but there's a for you page. You get to discover new girls, they get to sell things that they can't on those sites. This is the place that everyone's going to. Fansley is the new spot. Big news. If you go to our link.me, you'll see a code that gets you $20 free to spend. Now this is big. We've never had this. Now we finally have a promo code that gives you $20 to your wallet. If you click the link below, it's a gift card, but it's only good for a thousand people. So hurry up and go use it. Fancy is the You don't f Fancy. We don't f you. Love you, Fanzie. Okay, guys, let me tell you about my birthday party. Chelsea, you were there. I was there. Was it one of my best parties?

SPEAKER_06 1:29

It was great. I want to hear some stories.

SPEAKER_11 1:30

Let me tell you some stories. First thing, what we did, uh we had the Project X cast there. Very cool. The cast of Project X. The executive producer, Scott Budnett, calls. He's like, apparently you're the real life Project X guy. Very cool phone call. I said, come to the birthday. So he brought Costa, the guy from Project X, and he was gonna do the whole to the break of Don Yo from the movie. Well that's cool. Yeah. And so uh he chickened out though, because he's like, is there gonna be a live sex for the game? Was he there? Yeah, he was there. Then I had Gorlock wish me a happy birthday. This is a legendary girl. Listen, a lot of people call her Gormont, but her name is actually Ali.

SPEAKER_13 2:07

Yep enough for Ali Weezy. Happy birthday!

SPEAKER_11 2:13

I love her.

SPEAKER_01 2:14

Happy birthday.

SPEAKER_11 2:20

As she's singing happy birthday, I'm thinking, I gotta get this party going, you know?

SPEAKER_09 2:24

So I said, I'm gonna make out with her. I'm gonna make out with her.

SPEAKER_10 2:30

I'm gonna make out with her.

SPEAKER_06 2:40

Fuck yes!

SPEAKER_11 2:41

The makeup with Ali Weezy with Gorlock, that's that was the main event. That was that everyone loved it. How long was the making out? Dude, I went I went tongue deep for a while. That's what separated. That's what turned into the water.

SPEAKER_04 2:50

I want to hear a bit about the entertainment. What did you have planned? Was it like still walkers, fire breather, snakes, crocodiles, like Yeah, we did all that.

SPEAKER_11 2:56

We had all the animals. I tried to make out with uh Amber Rose, who was there, and she she rejected me. We were dancing though. That was the best part of the night. Me and Amber were dancing, and she was grinding on me. It was She got a Bunda. What's a Bunda? Like a booty. She got a booty on it. The greatest of all time. Really? Oh. She's my dream girl. And she knows it. And she was teasing me all night. Best night of my life. Amber, I love you. Thank you for that. It just kept going and going until 6 a.m. You know who really kicked off the party was Yan Grady. I give him full credit. He turned the party from like a seven to a nine point five. So he's an artist, and his next single coming out is called Baywatch. And the theme of my party was Baywatch. So I said, bro, why don't you film your music video at my fucking party? We're gonna have 500 beautiful looking people all in red bikini because he's like yelling down. And I was seriously having the best night of my life, seriously, favorite party I've ever thrown. And this fucking idiot mounted night. He ruined it. He ruined my night. He ruined my fucking year, bro. I'm so fucking pissed about this. Oh my god. He decides to do a private. I don't know what his deal is. He says because I slap him on the hand for him with payback. I don't know. But he smashed my fucking face with an older cake. And this ruined my fucking life. Because he fucking kept going and smearing cake in my hair and put it down my shirt. Like, what the fuck, dude? I'm hosting a party here. I can't fucking this really ruined my mood. I just went home after this. So I left it. I was the first one to leave the party. Then after all that is when I started doing these interviews. So here you go.

SPEAKER_13 4:23

Alright, baby.

SPEAKER_11 4:24

We're here at my birthday party. If you don't know now, you know, my favorite brand in the world is Popstar. We've been working with Popstar for three fucking years. Our longest partnership, and it's because I use it daily. This has changed my penis forever. Okay, they promote that your cum tastes like pineapples, which is true. But that part is just an extra bonus. My dick feels full when it's soft all day long. I take the pills every day and it changed my life. And now they don't just have that. They got this brand, this brand, that brand. I want to talk about this one the performance booster. Harder, better, faster, stronger. My dick now is a performance boosted stronger erection. And this shit has gone crazy. I used to be six and a quarter, now I'm like seven and a half. Don't quote me on that, and that is not true statistics, but it feels like such. Potstar, we love you. Let's get back to the show. Who's allowed to be on camera? Who's not? Everybody, fuck the fucker. You all fuck you off.

SPEAKER_10 5:13

You're all on camera. This is my best friend Joey.

SPEAKER_09 5:17

I love Ryan Paunos' birthday today. Ain't easy. First of all, I love the pillow talk crew. But let's let's let's go around the party. This was probably our best work. I think this is our best party we've thrown, actually. Look who's at the fucking party right now. This is the greatest man in the entire adult space. You and Kieran Lee are my two favorite guys. Oh, let's fucking go. I love you guys, man. Hey, top podcaster in the game.

SPEAKER_13 5:41

Ryan. It's always been a mutual love and respect. Hey, this is how we go, my guy. That's how we do it, baby. All at the best parties in the industry. Part none.

SPEAKER_10 5:50

So Ricky, I'm looking at Kai Sonat and doing streamer university. Are you inspired by that?

SPEAKER_13 5:56

Poor Star University, baby. You have to do it! Let's do it. You have to do it. Hey, end of August. Porta University, come out. I swear to God, it's genius, Ricky. Yeah. Every Porta out there, Port Star University, baby. We're doing it. Yes, bro. Yeah. You're gonna be there, right? Yes. Oh, we elected. I want everyone to know I love Ricky Johnson. You're Brian. We're gonna be at Boris University. Have fun. I love you, bro. Let's go, my guy. Is this party fun? Wow. I love the sex show. It was good? Hey, let me be your next one. Please. Let me be your next one. It would be an honor.

SPEAKER_10 6:26

I'm gonna fuck if I walk around and walk around the crowd. It would be an honor. Yeah, I'll walk around. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Would you actually fuck at the next party? Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 6:32

Dude, having Ricky fuck is the fucking thing. Yeah, because I I like walking around everybody. Yeah. Yeah. I see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it'll be a vibe. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 6:41

Okay, cuz what do you rate Alex Legends?

SPEAKER_13 6:44

Oh, it's amazing. Because just being up there is goaded. And and and keeping it up. Yeah, that's goaded. I'm here with my bestie Charlie.

SPEAKER_12 6:53

And he does a great rhyme pan umbrush, and I gotta give it to him. Rip it. It's not an impression, it's who I am. This was the best party I've ever seen in my whole entire life. This whole thing is beautiful. The hottest girls in the world, the biggest boobs. Biggest boobs in the world. There's two people fucking up there. It was magical. It was magical, right? He didn't even come because he was just so happy and honored. The hottest people, bro. Hey, hey, hey, hey! That's my best friend, bro. That's my best friend in my panel. That's my best friend. That's my best friend by the panel. Coolest guy ever. Girls flock tour. He's the fucking coolest guy ever. And also I love Canada. I love Canada. I love Toronto. And he's actually the coolest guy in the world. I love this guy. Does everyone just know just know you're the coolest guy?

SPEAKER_07 7:38

Did it hit tonight? It hit. Absolutely hits. Every single time hit. If you ain't hitting, you ain't quitting.

SPEAKER_12 7:44

Okay, what do you rank what do you rank this party among hill of clock parties? It definitely keeps upgrading every year. It gets better, right? The concept gets better. The sex gets better. And the energy looks better. So the sex was hitting.

SPEAKER_10 8:02

All the angles. Right. You're not leaving, are you? No, no, no.

SPEAKER_09 8:10

It's getting worked out. Okay. Britney run.

unknown 8:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 8:13

Come here.

unknown 8:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 8:14

You brought your little floaty. I feel like this is a really great way of letting everyone know that you do not want to have sex tonight.

unknown 8:23

Yeah. Yeah. I I want to make sure that everyone is safe. And it's not possible. I will think that. I will freaking think for that.

SPEAKER_09 8:31

You know what it is about you breaking on. Can I be honest with you? Yeah. I want to speak for all men on earth. We're all very confused if we are sexy attracted to you or want you as a bro. We can't decide if we want to fuck you or have a beer with you. Yeah. All of us, all men, are confused by you. And I do want to say that I like short cake.

unknown 8:58

I like short cake because when it's when makes fucking it feels like I'm wearing a backpack. And I like that about short cake. Don't get on your cell phone button.

SPEAKER_00 9:08

On my cell phone number right now.

SPEAKER_09 9:12

Hey Brittany, if you could fuck one dude at this party, who would it be?

SPEAKER_00 9:22

Um that guy. The guy behind the camera. I can't really see him that one. But that guy because Saky?

SPEAKER_09 9:31

My camera guy?

SPEAKER_00 9:32

Yeah, because I I feel a lot of pressure too. It's also my editor.

SPEAKER_09 9:35

Very good. I love you, Sickey.

SPEAKER_00 9:36

Yeah, because I have a lot of I feel a lot of pressure to choose somebody right now because you asked me that question and there's a lot of people here and I have a butt. No threat to everybody else, but this guy's right here.

SPEAKER_10 9:47

I'm here with my brother. One of the first guys I ever met in LA. One of my first friends, Chase Damore. I love this guy. What a superstar!

SPEAKER_03 9:54

Happy birthday, Ryan. I love you, man. Thanks for always support. We've always supported you. Always, always, brother. Every time. It's always been good. I love Ryan. He's the best guy ever, honestly. Uh words catch this guy, bro. I'm so excited. Thank you, brother. I love you, dude. I love you too. You're killing boxing and we're so proud of you, man. I'm trying.

SPEAKER_13 10:12

You know what? Instead of getting a fucking clip, it's just love.

SPEAKER_03 10:15

I love you, Panes. I love you too, buddy. Happy birthday. I'm going on, bro. I love you. Thank you, bro.

SPEAKER_02 10:20

How was the night? Easy. It's the best part in fucking LA. We're in a town now. Happy birthday, man. I love you, buddy. Happy birthday.

SPEAKER_10 10:29

The cookie jar couple. How are we doing, cookie jars? Delicious. Hey, so you guys came from San Diego last second just to be here.

SPEAKER_05 10:39

Come on. Yes, we did. Yep. We uh might have thought it was next week on our calendar, and then we get the notification. We're like, uh babe, we gotta get it in the car, we gotta put it right.

SPEAKER_11 10:49

We're making it.

SPEAKER_05 10:50

We gotta gotta ride right there.

SPEAKER_11 10:52

Okay, I love you guys. Hey, who's been the best threesome lately?

SPEAKER_10 10:58

Oh, we don't think favorites.

SPEAKER_05 10:59

I can't think favorites. But if there are any girlies out there that wanna come into this cooking jar, we'd love to have you.

SPEAKER_09 11:06

Hey, are you guys getting tired of this shit at all or not at all?

SPEAKER_05 11:09

No, we're just getting tired.

SPEAKER_09 11:12

It's a good time. Yeah, right? Yeah. Hey, how do you guys rate the party so far? Hey, so this is really good.

SPEAKER_05 11:18

It's really good.

SPEAKER_09 11:20

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_10 11:22

Well done.

SPEAKER_05 11:22

Really good people. Yeah, yeah, okay. Really good people.

SPEAKER_10 11:25

We were critiquing it earlier. We're like check, check, check it. Ember, it seems like you have a little pep in your step lately. Who's been ticking you down so good? Nobody. Oh my god. No, come on, I can tell. I know you, Ember. Listen, you're happy.

SPEAKER_08 11:43

I always talk about like I'm like, I I kinda like just have a guy that I like really wanna suck his dick all day. But I don't have anybody, so I'm like a nun out here, but I suck you suck. Oh my god. Oh my god, and months. I know what are we looking for, Amber? I'm a second.

SPEAKER_10 12:22

I feel that.

unknown 12:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 12:23

Are you bisexual to like or not?

SPEAKER_08 12:26

I'm not bisexual, although I love girls in the past. I've got girlfriends in the past. Are you fitting chicken? Yeah. No way. I did. At my 20s, I'm 42, but in my 20s, I did. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 12:38

You look amazing.

unknown 12:39

Thank you.

SPEAKER_08 12:41

I don't um I don't have sex with girls, though. I I'm tricky sickly.

SPEAKER_10 12:46

Yo, can I be honest with you, Amber? I'm going through those phases. I'm not fucking either.

SPEAKER_08 12:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 12:51

I'm not fucking either.

SPEAKER_08 12:52

I don't wanna fuck anyone unless I have chemistry with them.

SPEAKER_07 12:57

Yeah. Where do you?

SPEAKER_08 12:58

It just doesn't feel like anything.

SPEAKER_07 13:01

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 13:03

And I think I'm losing my mind and my friends are calling me gay, and I'm like, No, we're I think I'm maturing.

SPEAKER_07 13:08

We're like extra party, but like we're only gonna give it to someone we have chemistry with. That's right. Yeah. A hundred times a day with that guy. Yes, exactly. We're on the same page. Oh yeah. Love you, Amber. I love you so much. Oh, happy birthday. Thank you. I love you. I love you. Thanks for coming. How's the party?

SPEAKER_08 13:24

It's so much fun. Oh my god, I love the bat. I'm so drunk, I gotta sugar ribble. Love you, Amber.

SPEAKER_11 13:30

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another favorite podcast. It's Pillow Talk. I'm your host, Ryan Pondle, the number one adult show in the world, baby girl. Little special episode today. I have one of my best friends in the world in town, Jackson O'Dhorty. We had to bring him on the show. What a great lot. Thank you for having me. Thank you for coming. We love you. And then this one here, Chelsea. She's been our most viral sensation of 2026 so far. When did your episode come out?

SPEAKER_06 13:53

That was a great question. They fucking love you.

SPEAKER_11 13:56

You are our most viewed clips of the year. Everyone loves you. So we thought, let's bring her back on, dude, without because Sonia, you know, Sonia's awesome and Vikings awesome. But let's bring, let's, let's uh what's the word I'm looking for? Let's bring you by yourself. Yes, without Sonia and them.

SPEAKER_04 14:12

And then maybe pair it up with Jackson. I mean, I was on one of the first episodes, so it's nice, you know. I just keep coming in, you know. Yeah, you were episoding four. I've made a yearly appearance for like four years.

SPEAKER_11 14:21

Yes, five years. Yeah. Yes, exactly. So it's 300 months. Okay, let's get into who you are exactly for all our pillow talk viewers at home. Well, I think they all probably know you, but you were my first uh little boy internet crush. I I I was a big fan of you. Australian. This guy was making Facebook videos, and I was the number one fan. He was amazing.

SPEAKER_06 14:39

Common on all of them?

SPEAKER_11 14:40

Yeah, 100%. Like, you're so funny. Can we please be best friends? You're so funny, can we please be best friends?

SPEAKER_06 14:44

And he was like, Who the fuck?

SPEAKER_11 14:45

Then were you in rehab when you we did uh No, I've never been to rehab.

SPEAKER_04 14:48

What the fuck? I was in COVID quarantine. That's what it was. It was hotel quarantine. Yes, yes, yes. No, I would never take myself to rehab. That's like the worst of a nightmare. I would never go to rehab, even if I needed it.

SPEAKER_11 14:59

Okay, so what this guy did is he was one of the biggest content creators in the world, probably.

SPEAKER_04 15:04

At the time, maybe. At the time, maybe we're going back a long time. Like now I'm just like old and just very chill.

SPEAKER_11 15:09

No, yeah, you're great now. We love you now. But he was insane, right? And it takes one and no one. Yeah. But him and if I may, him and his ex, they launched the biggest couples only fans of all time.

SPEAKER_06 15:20

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_04 15:21

Yeah, we're going back, what, six years ago, maybe five or six years ago. Yeah, and you guys made millions of dollars. We did decent. Yeah. We did crazy. And it was a fun little year of my life, but thank God that's now in the past. Yeah. First of all, though, she's a lovely human. Great. And I think, like, you know, everything happens for a reason. Now we're both just doing our thing in life, and here we are. I've got a new partner, she got a new partner, we're just chilling.

SPEAKER_11 15:42

Fucking right, baby. Love you, Jackson. And I love you. Chelsea, what's going on with you? Because last time you're going through a little breakup. Now you're single?

SPEAKER_06 15:50

Yes.

SPEAKER_11 15:51

Wow. Are you uh are you hooking up with anyone?

SPEAKER_06 15:54

I am not. No. No way.

SPEAKER_04 15:56

Why not, Chelsea? Celibacy is empowering, that's why.

SPEAKER_06 15:59

Honestly, I will say, I was talking to my friend about this the other day. I don't know why, but I feel way more powerful when I don't fuck people.

SPEAKER_11 16:08

True to that.

SPEAKER_06 16:09

You know?

SPEAKER_11 16:10

Yeah, I respect that. I mean 100%. Like, I'm not fucking anyone either right now. I think there's an epidemic going on of this Reddit truth.

SPEAKER_06 16:18

That's because you're on Reddit. Yes, I am. I'm not on Reddit.

SPEAKER_11 16:22

And look, I don't want to fuck at all. Everyone on Reddit doesn't want to fuck.

SPEAKER_04 16:26

Do you know what it is sometimes as well? People that go celibate for a while or take breaks from sex. Some people might be like, oh, that's boring. Oh, you're like people will make fun of it sometimes because that's what the world's like nowadays, right? You know, it's like you have to fuck all the time to be cool these days. Whereas misery loves company. That's what I find. So it's like these people know they can't go long without having to fuck everyone, so they try to judge people that take a break. Right.

SPEAKER_06 16:47

I think it's great. That's good, Jackson. I like that.

SPEAKER_04 16:49

You're mature now. Very good.

SPEAKER_06 16:51

I think that's great. I think if you feel good fucking people and that you're you're a free spirit and you're in it for the love of the game, I think that's great. Amen. I don't know if it's turning 34. Personally, I feel more powerful when it's like I know people want to fuck me. But I don't want to fucking find it. I don't fuck them. You know what I mean? It makes me feel like I have more power.

SPEAKER_04 17:13

Just because you should doesn't mean you like you should.

SPEAKER_06 17:15

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_11 17:16

Just because you could doesn't mean you shouldn't. Because you could doesn't mean you should. Right. And for me, I don't know if it's turning 34 or this.

SPEAKER_06 17:22

I think it's the redit.

SPEAKER_04 17:23

Why are you taking red at true tide? You're not even fat. I'm a little chunky. Bro, you've got like no fat on you. I got a little chunky. You look, you do have the bug's life build. What's the bug's life build? Nothing. It's great. It's great. What does that mean? That's a compliment. You're very tall. Yeah. Yeah, I'm tall and long.

SPEAKER_06 17:42

What would a bug's life build be? Is it like.

SPEAKER_04 17:46

No, I'm just taking the piss. He's tall and he's tall and long. Okay. He's just tall and long with a little bit of a belly. Exactly. But it's not a big belly. That's why I'm doing the rat-up. It just looks like you've got food that needs to get out. That's it. It's not fat. No, right. It's probably a bit of water. You look like one of the little African kids that are hungry.

unknown 18:02

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 18:04

No, I like the rich African that are happy. Not the really hungry ones, but like on the way to being hungry. You're definitely not that.

SPEAKER_11 18:10

I look like a rich African who like a king who eats.

SPEAKER_04 18:13

You look like one that drinks too much water.

SPEAKER_11 18:15

Yes, exactly. There's just a bit of water there.

SPEAKER_04 18:17

Right, okay. There's no fat. He's too great. And you've got two abs at the top. You're chilling. Yeah, I do have two little abs of reditrutide. Okay. But I do believe people take red atrutide for impulse control as well, not just fat losses. There's a lot of benefits behind I I can't do it because there's certain side effects that I wouldn't like. What, like, what like what?

SPEAKER_06 18:32

Especially if you have ADHD, I feel like it it affects your dopamine, right? Yeah. So you're less likely to go and seek things that naturally increase your dopamine, like sex, food, whatever, all those cravings.

SPEAKER_11 18:45

Yes, they're gone. Yeah. Yeah. I don't yo, I could not be fucked to have a girl over for Netflix and chill. Oh my god, dude. I used to do that, I used to love that shit. Monday is Becky, Tuesday's Sandra, Thursday is fucking Carly. Now, fuck all of y'all. I'm on it, I'm just home at peace. Yeah. I'm not even jerking off, Jackson. That's a lie. I swear to God, I jerk. Jerking off's great. I jerk off maybe, maybe once a week. That's pretty good. I used to jerk off three times a week.

SPEAKER_04 19:14

That's how much I enjoy jerking off.

SPEAKER_11 19:16

Chelsea, how often are you like actually touching yourself?

SPEAKER_06 19:20

I would say a few times a week at least.

SPEAKER_11 19:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 19:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 19:25

Okay. And how are you doing it? What's your technique?

SPEAKER_06 19:29

Uh I normally always use at least a vibrator. Yeah, I use something. Okay. Like I had to touch Chelsea. This is a safe space. I need something strong.

SPEAKER_11 19:40

For the cuff. Okay. And then do you do something on the inside too or not?

SPEAKER_06 19:44

Sometimes.

SPEAKER_11 19:45

Wow.

SPEAKER_06 19:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 19:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 19:47

You have a good assortment of uh.

SPEAKER_11 19:48

Do you have a guy that you call up to come help you out with that?

SPEAKER_06 19:51

No, obviously. I told we were just talking about how to do that. Okay, so you really don't. You really don't. No.

SPEAKER_04 19:56

Okay. Yeah, but he's not talking about having them come over to have a sex with you. Like you made like a PA for masturbation, you know what I mean? That's right. Yeah, people do that. Like sometimes people will hire someone for the masturbation, like, hey, hold this for me.

SPEAKER_11 20:05

Right. Or some girls go. Some girls go to the bean flicking massage places. Do you guys uh you ever rip one of those?

SPEAKER_06 20:13

I have not.

SPEAKER_04 20:14

I've never been to a massage parlor where they jerk you off. Never.

SPEAKER_06 20:20

Where do you even find those places?

SPEAKER_04 20:21

They're very common. I've never been to one in LA.

SPEAKER_11 20:23

Okay, in LA, little.

SPEAKER_06 20:24

I feel like you would know out of everyone. Okay, I'll tell you.

SPEAKER_11 20:26

In LA, rule of thumb, if they have a smiley face on the window, they do happy endings.

SPEAKER_06 20:30

Really?

SPEAKER_11 20:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 20:31

That's a fact.

SPEAKER_11 20:32

What if they have a s like a frowny face, like a sad face? That means get your cock out of my fucking face. We're doing Swedish and get out. Oh, okay. That's fair. You know what I'm saying? But then some places will have sex with the guys too.

SPEAKER_06 20:42

Nobody's ever offered me a happy ending at the end. Yeah, maybe they just won't like me.

SPEAKER_11 20:48

Because some girls, a lot of girls, they go to Bali, right? For this? Bali, they do it to girls, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 20:53

Yeah. I know there's like a couple place where they like will finger and flick the chick and jerk the dude.

SPEAKER_11 20:57

And is it dudes doing it to chicks or girls doing it to chicks? Usually just women from my memory. Okay, so it's like a bisexual lesbian thing.

SPEAKER_04 21:04

I don't even know if it's as far as bisexual. I don't even think that they're like into the women. They just just a serve. It's like buying a coffee at Starbucks. Okay, right. It's like we're just gonna massage this area. We're gonna do the whole body anyway. May as well do the whole body.

SPEAKER_11 21:14

Yeah, but that's one thing that girls do that guys wouldn't because guys would never get a happy ending from a dude. You couldn't get jerked off by a dude, right?

SPEAKER_04 21:20

Hell no. Exactly. But I've sat on my hand and made it numb and it feels like it's someone else jerking me off. I've done that. The sleeper.

SPEAKER_11 21:27

Yeah. Yeah. What was your question?

SPEAKER_06 21:29

What what kind of porn do you guys like to watch when you're doing the sleeper?

SPEAKER_11 21:32

Solos. Solos. And I think I think it's so weird that a lot of dudes tell me that I'm weird for watching solos. I think guys are weird for not being another cum unless a dick is in the scene. What am I doing? I mean, right. Do you know what? That's gay.

SPEAKER_06 21:45

I have like very specific types of porn. Respectfully.

SPEAKER_04 21:48

Not that there's anything wrong with that. But what if there's two chicks and one dude just like ratioed? Is it less gay?

SPEAKER_06 21:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:54

Yes. Yeah, you know what I mean? Do you know what? I've watched a lot of I've I've watched a lot of porn throughout my life. Probably a lot less over the last sort of 12 to 18 months than I used to. However, I've never really had a category or a topic that I would just constantly go to. Do you know what I mean? I can't even think about it. Oh, what is it?

SPEAKER_06 22:12

I have like a I like like sleepy blowjob porn. That's like my favorite one.

SPEAKER_11 22:16

What the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_06 22:17

When the girl's like pretending to sleep on the couch and then like the guy just like jobs it. Being a bit rapey. Yeah, I like that.

SPEAKER_04 22:22

Yeah, that's the R-word, a little chelsea. That's definitely a bit on the rapey side. But we all know it's it's probably consensual in the content, but it's just fantasy stuff, right?

SPEAKER_11 22:31

That's common for girls. They like that shit. Yeah, like that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_04 22:33

Well, it's fantasy stuff, you know. Like I'm sure if a girl's in love with a dude or whatever, or if they're regularly sleeping together, she'd love to wake up with you.

SPEAKER_06 22:39

And you feel yeah, you like feel safe, so it's fine. It's just like me. That's when like the rape is consensual, right? Right.

SPEAKER_11 22:44

It's like I'm sure a chick would happily.

SPEAKER_06 22:47

I can say it, okay.

SPEAKER_11 22:48

Because a lot, I've had a lot of girlfriends, and the once you get comfortable with them, they want that shit.

SPEAKER_06 22:53

Is that or like gangbang porn?

SPEAKER_11 22:54

But also it's like gangbang porn.

SPEAKER_06 22:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:56

It's like have you ever have you've never not like woken up like a girlfriend of yours from like licking a pussy to wake her up? You know what I mean? Like one of you, an actual girlfriend, you're getting with Front, not a stranger.

SPEAKER_11 23:05

I've done that with the wives. See, that shit's fun. That shit's fun. But wait, what's gangbang porn?

SPEAKER_06 23:10

My main thing.

SPEAKER_11 23:11

Really? Where the girls passed out.

SPEAKER_06 23:12

No, where I would like start to fall asleep.

SPEAKER_11 23:14

Oh, you want that in your personal life.

SPEAKER_06 23:16

And then the person I was dating, they would start to like get me turned on, you know, and it'd be like nice, slow. But I'd be like every girl is half in and out of sleep, you know. I'm not fully unconscious.

SPEAKER_04 23:26

Do you know what's crazy? That's happened to me a lot in my life.

SPEAKER_06 23:28

My most horniest state, I feel like.

SPEAKER_04 23:30

Yeah, do you know what it is? It's like about an hour or two after you've fallen asleep. You wake up in the middle of the night, I'm always rubbing my chick. And I wake up, I wake up and I'm like, what am I doing? I'm like, well, I'm rubbing her up, and I'm like, I'm asleep, and she's awake and loving it. And then all of a sudden you fuck in the middle of the night, and then you're like, fuck, now I can't go back to sleep.

SPEAKER_06 23:45

You're not fully in REM sleep, it's like you're just kind of dozing off.

SPEAKER_04 23:48

That happens to me a lot. Like, yeah, with me and my girl, that that happens a bit. Oh yeah, you have a girl, Jackson. Yeah. How's she? She's great. She's wonderful. Great. Yeah, she's yeah, she's Ozzy, right? Life life school. Well, Philippine. How long?

SPEAKER_06 24:01

How long have you guys been?

SPEAKER_11 24:02

Uh nearly two years.

SPEAKER_06 24:03

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 24:04

Okay, because would you be able to date uh an LA girl? That's it. No.

SPEAKER_04 24:09

Maybe like if she lives in LA, but she's not from, like born and raised whole life, her whole personality isn't LA. LA girls are something else. Like, like, you know, obviously my ex, I'm pretty sure she was from San Diego, like, but she wasn't like an LA typical LA girl. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. That's not to judge. I've got a lot of girls from LA I'm friends with, and they're attractive girls, they're fun girls, they're all cool. I just think like a lot of them are got a few values and morals of things a bit back, bit twisted. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_06 24:34

You don't want them too in the LA lifestyle. Yeah, a lot of them will just have a little bit of like their head on their shoulders as well.

SPEAKER_04 24:39

Like they'll leave you the moment someone with more cloud and money comes along. That's right. Kind of thing, rather than a little sweetie pie from somewhere like Scottsdale, Arizona, or like San Diego, or even somewhere in Florida, you know. Like there's different parts that I think that they grew up with a a more like traditional childhood and they they probably appreciate a person rather than looking at them for like, oh, this is a stepping stone for me to get another hundred thousand followers, and then I'll leave him and go to this person.

SPEAKER_11 25:00

And where would you guys say is the top five most undateable cities in America?

SPEAKER_04 25:05

LA, Miami, Gold Coast, Australia is probably pretty up there. Okay. Unless you're talking about America. Yeah, I was saying America, but go ahead. Yeah. Iraq is not good. Iraq's terrible for dating. Although you're allowed nine wives in those countries, so it depends on what you're into. And no one can see their skin but you.

SPEAKER_11 25:24

Yes, they wear the blankets. Yeah, that's kind of cool. You know, when you like because what if you have an arranged marriage with a girl, you only see her eyes, and then you get caught with a girl who's not a bad guy.

SPEAKER_04 25:33

Do you know why I was drunk one year?

SPEAKER_11 25:34

You know, you finally reveal it off and you're like, oh shit. Dude, just put it back on. You know? No, bro.

SPEAKER_04 25:40

When I was drunk in London when I was like 19, I was fucking chatting to this. I thought I was chatting to like a Muslim woman for a while, and I was living in the UK and I was drunk as shit. I was chatting to like this woman up for a while, and like five minutes goes by and I like went to make a kiss thinking it was on, and it was a mailbox. You know, like the the the it wasn't even a Muslim woman, it was a mailbox. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06 26:00

You were talking to a mailbox.

SPEAKER_04 26:01

I was talking to a mailbox. Well, who's doing the messaging? No, talk about phones face to face. I was that drunk, and I thought it was a mailbox.

SPEAKER_06 26:07

That's how my parents met.

SPEAKER_04 26:09

From a mailbox? No, my mom was on acid.

SPEAKER_06 26:12

She was talking to a Coke machine, and my dad was like, Who's that badger over there? The crazy one talking to the Coke machine, and he's like, I want her. And then that's how they got together. She was she was talking it up with a Coke machine. She was like, Nice, she thought she was flirting with a Coke machine, she had no idea. She was on the wheel.

SPEAKER_11 26:27

Your mom because she was on something.

SPEAKER_06 26:29

Yeah, she's on acid.

SPEAKER_11 26:30

Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_06 26:31

She's super fucked up. She was talking to a Coke machine, and my dad saw her, and he was like, That's the one I want.

SPEAKER_11 26:36

Yeah. Wow. Unbelievable. Awesome. Okay, for fans, Lee. Uh, what are your strangest custom requests, Chels? Oh, how about that guy that thinks he's in a relationship with you?

unknown 26:45

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_11 26:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 26:46

You know, I I don't do customs for him.

SPEAKER_11 26:48

There's this guy that's putting all these AI photos together of her and him kissing and being together and in a relationship, and he's really pushing it.

unknown 26:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 26:55

As a girl, like I'm not like too sure exactly how deep things go with your work. Oh my god. You know how there's like certain people that offer big money for like used underwear and and samples of things and shit like that, right?

SPEAKER_06 27:09

Like I know people that have like I used to have a guy that would always ask me to send him pictures of my poop.

SPEAKER_04 27:14

Yeah, that's why.

SPEAKER_06 27:15

He really wanted pick like my he wanted my used toothbrushes. I didn't even think girls did poo. He would like beg me for years, please just send me pictures of the big thing.

SPEAKER_04 27:24

So, like, what's having let's say a girl sends a poo to a guy, like just for lots of money. This dude's fucking obviously got no dad. Let's just say, and then this man's like, cool, I've got a bit of poo here, or it's blood, or I don't know, saliva, right? Someone wants some a girl's saliva, right? And he goes and fucking mass murders ten people and just spreads the woman's DNA all over the crime scene. Huh. Do people think about that?

SPEAKER_06 27:46

I mean, I now I will.

SPEAKER_04 27:47

That's a good horror movie script.

SPEAKER_06 27:49

Now I will.

SPEAKER_04 27:49

It's just like you send your saliva to some dude, you don't know where, but this dude could be just fucking cutting up out of the thing. No, I just I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 27:58

Honestly, it makes sense. It makes sense. No, that makes sense.

SPEAKER_04 28:00

I mean, obviously you've got documentation to prove you sent your DNA to someone, but I mean, what if he's like a fucking expert at his job and he makes he's like on camera somewhere else where the crime scene was, you know what I mean? It's like, oh, I couldn't have been there. This girl went and did it, you know, like and then she gets locked up for like killing all these people. That's wild. It's like used underwear is different. I I can get behind that. I understand used underwear, you know. But like, because there's no real solid DNA on a pair of used underwear, but like sending saliva or blood or cum or shit or piercing. I feel like there's still DNA. You're onto something to do. Probably, probably. Like a few P drops or something.

SPEAKER_06 28:30

I mean, and like your discharge, like if there's like there's stuff on used underwear. Yeah. Have you ever used a penis pump? And what was your experience with it?

SPEAKER_04 28:39

So me and my friends were like, I I was pretty young, to be totally honest, when I first tried it. Okay. We didn't buy it for like true purposes, because like I know there's no real magic trick to get a bigger penis. There is. And it's the dick pump. It doesn't work. It blows, it inflates it for like a few seconds, and when you let it go, it goes back down. Yeah, but you gotta do it for a month consistently. No, because I've watched um Juice Bigelow, European Gigolo with Rob Schneider. Oh great moon. I watched one of the male um what do you call them, escorts, whatever. Yeah, I watched him blow his cock and I was like the scared.

SPEAKER_11 29:08

No, but that was that's the kind to get an erection. This one that I use from Bath Mate is you gotta stake. Yeah, I use a dick pump, and I'm very proud of it. I don't hide it. It's a very secret society. I keep it right there in the shower. If I have a girl over, she says, What the fuck is that? It's my dick pump.

SPEAKER_04 29:23

So what? So you you pump it up before having sex?

SPEAKER_11 29:26

No, I do it in the morning like three, four times a year.

SPEAKER_04 29:28

Was it to bring more blood flow down and make you more horny or something? Yes. I don't know how they work. Like we just me and my friends got it when we're younger things.

SPEAKER_11 29:34

Okay, honestly, your your length is your length. It's tough to get long enough. I'm fucked either way. You have a good cock.

SPEAKER_04 29:41

No, it's a handsome cock, but it ain't big. Like it's it's I got someone, I remember I did a podcast in a year ago and someone said I've got a boyfriend dick, and I didn't feel like you do. I don't know if that was an insult or a compliment, but I think uh I think that's a compliment. No, that's a compliment. Yeah, I mean it's very, very, very far away from being a big cock, that's for sure.

SPEAKER_11 29:58

In fact, how how much how long big of a dick would you want to date?

SPEAKER_06 30:02

Um I normally go for about average, honestly.

SPEAKER_04 30:05

Okay. Yeah. Well, I think over time, if someone's got one this big, you're just gonna get a bit tired of having to like stomach that in order to get it.

SPEAKER_06 30:11

It's gonna, yeah, it's like, oh.

SPEAKER_04 30:13

And it's inconvenient because you can't just have a quick one-minute quickie after the gym and just just you know, because it's a process and shit. Like, I'm just justifying because I've got a small cock, but I mean, I would love to I would love to have a monster just for a week. I feel like I'd get in trouble. I'd get in trouble. I would never wear clothes.

SPEAKER_06 30:27

I will say if it's like too small, you worry about if you have kids, right, or something, and then they have like a tiny micro.

SPEAKER_04 30:33

Oh my god, that's where your motherly hen vibes are going. Unless the kid, unless the kid gets lucky and gets the mother's dick. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_06 30:42

Like I mean like no, I mean I mean like after if you like birth a child. What if you're married to somebody? Well, you know what? You know what I mean? Hey.

SPEAKER_04 30:50

Oh, and you're a pussy I'm gonna do.

SPEAKER_06 30:51

And then you're like, it's like a hot dog.

SPEAKER_11 30:53

If my son has a small dick, I'm gonna give him my dick pump. I'm gonna say this was your old man's, this is yours now, son, and I'm gonna hand him my dick pump. What do you think about girls? Okay, girls that have a lot of plastic surgery.

SPEAKER_06 31:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 31:06

And what about their kids? Because they're not getting the new you. They're getting the old you.

SPEAKER_06 31:11

That wasn't even. Right?

SPEAKER_11 31:13

What do you think about that? I think they're getting the old genetics. So, boys, be careful. I think Because your kids are gonna look like what do you need to do the hack around that?

SPEAKER_04 31:21

The hack around that is like when you visit your girls' like uh family or meet the family and like have a good little sus around the house, you know, have a little look at baby pictures and see family photos of their vacations and children.

SPEAKER_06 31:31

See, I was I was a cute kid though. Yeah, well, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_04 31:34

Well, if you look at like your partner's like younger photos, you know what I mean, you can see what they've had nice eyes, you can see what they looked like when they were younger. And you know, like they're not gonna look like the adult new, they're gonna look closer to what you were like as a baby or as a child, you know what I mean, or growing up through school or high school through college.

SPEAKER_11 31:49

You gotta go through the baby pictures.

SPEAKER_04 31:50

Yeah, like don't like not in not in like a creepy way. It's like just look at pictures of your partner when they were like a baby. Because you're like, okay, nice eyes, nice skin, you know, great elbows.

SPEAKER_06 32:00

I mean, I don't I don't know how much that matters.

SPEAKER_04 32:03

No, fuck.

SPEAKER_06 32:03

Really in the grand scheme of things.

SPEAKER_04 32:05

If it's gonna be a fuck ugly kid, it's gonna be a fuck ugly kid.

SPEAKER_06 32:08

Two super attractive people can make a hideous choice. As long as my kid doesn't come out with orange hair. Right. Yeah. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 32:15

I'm just being unnecessarily mean. Orange people are cool. They've had it tough. Very tough. Do you remember the old school video? Gingers don't have souls? Yeah. One of the most viral videos ever.

SPEAKER_11 32:24

Yeah, and and then uh kick a ginger day. They've had it tough.

SPEAKER_06 32:28

They had kick a ginger day. Oh, yeah. I've never heard of that.

SPEAKER_11 32:30

That was at my school once. Gingers don't have souls. Southbox. Yes, it did. Southbox started it. Yeah, poor gingers. But now girls are dyeing their hair ginger.

SPEAKER_06 32:39

But I just I just think if somebody's had a lot of plastic surgery, I don't know how to do it. It wouldn't impact the kid at all. Yeah, because it's like sometimes two super attractive people can have an ugly kid or they could have a really cute. Like, I don't know. I don't think it matters.

SPEAKER_11 32:51

But Chelsea, you're you're naturally blonde, right? Why did you do the dark hair switch?

SPEAKER_06 32:55

I've been dyeing my hair dark on and off since I was like 13 years old.

SPEAKER_11 32:58

It looks good, Chelsea.

SPEAKER_04 32:59

Well, I was gonna say I think it more matches your like vibe and look because you got like talents, you wear black.

SPEAKER_06 33:04

When I'm blonde and I look in the mirror, it's almost like I have body dysmorphia. I don't I don't understand who's looking back at me.

SPEAKER_04 33:09

Yeah, you don't feel like it's not you. Yeah. Yeah, like sometimes people do say feeling like when I look at myself in the mirror, I'm looking at like, I think that I look exactly like Jack Reacher, you know, Alan Richardson, but I don't. Like I just I keep telling everyone, everyone keeps telling me I look like fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger, but I know I don't. Right. But I think I do. Right, right. It's just like that. But so Jackson, with your Filipino girlfriend, when you have kids, you're gonna have Asian babies. She's half Australian, half Filipino. So technically, if you water it down the funnel, it would probably be like twenty to thirty percent.

SPEAKER_01 33:39

Oh, the cutest, the cutest baby.

SPEAKER_04 33:41

And I've got like Greek and Turkish background down the lines of the city. Okay, so there's gonna be a whole it's gonna be a map sort of thing. My my girlfriend's very pretty, like very naturally pretty. And you're a stud. Uh thank you. And then I mean the kid will be probably tan and it'll probably be a bit hairy, but that's fine. Okay. Yeah. Oh, quite a lot. She's very horny. Oh good. Isn't that fun? Yeah, it's nice. You know, you meet sometimes it's the real innocent, sweet, sort of quiet, reserved ones when you're lady in the streets freaking the sheets. Yeah, that's what they say. Yeah, it's nice. No, we've got a very healthy sex life. In fact, sometimes it's like it's almost like, whoa, I'm not used to this. You know what I mean? Do you guys want to give us a funny sex story each? A good one? See, the thing is of there's been a few. So I'm trying to think of what's worthy of mentioning.

SPEAKER_11 34:26

Yeah, what's good. Okay. This is for one win or sin. Uh give us a big sinning good sex story. For one win. We love you, one win.

SPEAKER_04 34:35

Yeah, I mean, probably one of my funny ones was when I was younger. We were like I was having sex in a disabled toilet. You know the but like in the the shopping center disables, where there's like the automatic door that opens and closes. Oh, right, yeah. And I'd pressed lock and someone must have had a fucking key that goes in it to like unlock it. Bang. And I'm fucking on there's like you know those little like tables that fold down a floor.

SPEAKER_11 34:55

Yes, uh the the where they change a diaper. Exactly. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 34:57

Yeah. Uh and I was having sex and the thing opened, and it was some dude pushing like an old woman in a wheelchair. Oh. And I'm balls deep, and I look and make eye contact with the woman. Oh. And then I come. Not from looking at the old woman, just like it was about that time. The excitement, too. It was just about that time. Right. And it was fucking.

SPEAKER_11 35:19

And did you uh keep maintain the eye contact with the older lady?

SPEAKER_04 35:22

No, I just told them straight away that I'm disabled. Uh right. I said I'm meant to be here. Maybe you are. Said I'm meant to be here. Yes, you are. You were you probably were. Yeah. Yeah. Like I didn't want them to think that I was a non-disabled person. Hey, you know what? Great story.

SPEAKER_06 35:35

One time I pegged a guy and he came instantly, and it was like super off. He was like super pissed off.

SPEAKER_04 35:40

Do girls like pegging with prize?

SPEAKER_06 35:42

Yeah, he was super pissed. Pissed about what? He like he just came instantly as soon as it like it went in.

SPEAKER_04 35:47

And it was just without touching his own peanuts? Well, there's a G spot in the guy's ass, so apparently. Yeah, that's what they said.

SPEAKER_06 35:52

But that wasn't like funny.

SPEAKER_04 35:53

It was like, I'm scared of doing pegging because I'm scared, I'm scared I'm gonna like it. No, I just think pegging's a bit on the gay side, and which is fine for gay people. You know what I mean? I'm not saying gay is a problem. I'm saying for me, I'm straight and like I'm pretty open to trying some some shit. Right. Like, if someone wants to put a finger in my ass, oh we're chilling. You know, it's a girl doing it anyway, it's not that bad. Right. But a full-blown dilder going in my ass is very gay. It's it's and getting pumped like it's like. Call me insecure, call me scared, call me homophobic. You can call me anything.

SPEAKER_11 36:20

I just think the next the next day, say you're in an argument with her, she now has a one step on you where it's like, hey, lower your fucking voice, you little squirming bitch. I fucked you in the ass last time. I fucked you, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_04 36:30

Right. I am I own you.

SPEAKER_11 36:32

Yeah, right. Lower your fucking voice. Like she becomes the daddy in that exchange. Exactly. And you what are you gonna say? She's taking you out to the body. You were in your fetal position getting fucked money, and now you're trying to be a man in the argument.

SPEAKER_04 36:42

What is the least gay position for the guy to be in getting pegged? Is he on his back? Is it in doggies on the side, just on his phone or something like that?

SPEAKER_06 36:48

When I've done it before, I had I had like a guy on top of me, and he was like, he was sitting like on top of me while I was.

SPEAKER_11 36:55

That's heaps gay. Yeah, that's uh that's tough. Really gay. That's a tough one. Really gay.

SPEAKER_06 36:59

Again, just gotta be sound like the most gay.

SPEAKER_04 37:01

I think it's gotta be laying on your side. I think being in doggy as a dude would be a bit more. That's gay. But riding as a dude's a bit gay. Riding a peg, like again to the audience.

SPEAKER_06 37:10

I feel like he was still able to see. Legs up is weird. Like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_11 37:13

Legs up.

SPEAKER_04 37:14

Like this. He's gay. That's weird.

SPEAKER_11 37:17

I think laying on your side, fetal position violence. Not too bad, yeah. Not too bad. You know, and pretending like, what's going on? No.

SPEAKER_04 37:24

Yeah, if you're in like missionary bottom missionaries or do you want to do it? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_11 37:27

It's too good. No good. Chelsea, I uh wait, I owe you an apology. Because on the last podcast we did, I said to you, I don't think you look like you're good at blowjobs and this and that. I was just being playful and flirty. I didn't mean that.

SPEAKER_06 37:40

He told me I looked terrible in bed.

SPEAKER_11 37:42

No, I didn't say in bed, I said blowjobs.

SPEAKER_06 37:44

I said no, you said I feel like you wouldn't be very good in bed.

SPEAKER_11 37:48

Here's the thing she's so good looking, I feel like any guy getting head from her is not gonna tell her corrections because they're so honored to be there. It's a compliment. I was complimenting you. I mean, if you've But it came off as I think you you heard it, I think you are about to give me a head. I was just saying, no guy's gonna check you. Because they're scared of you. No one's gonna tell Mike Tyson how to house. You know what I'm saying? Because they're tend to buy it.

SPEAKER_06 38:10

I mean, I'm just gonna put it But if you're using a lot of teeth, then they they ouch, you know?

SPEAKER_11 38:14

Not with you. I mean, as is because they're scared of you. They're gonna be like, fuck it. I ain't saying shit. I mean, I'm just happy to be here.

SPEAKER_04 38:20

I think maybe a stranger who's briefly newly meeting her would probably be like that. But I think once you're dating someone for a while and you understand each other, I don't think that's fair. Because you're not just oh that hot girl to your partner, you become a lot more than that, right? So it's like a more yeah, and it's like you're you you want to be honest with each other. If the dude isn't performing well, she'll tell him. And if someone's not performing, you've got to communicate to become, you know, to have good sex, have a good relationship, it all you gotta vote. It's all communication. Shit goes down the drain when you don't you you just gotta have the balls to speak. I've always had the balls. Like, I know that like probably growing up, maybe I wasn't great at sex, so I was like, fuck, what have I got to do? And then you start watching porn, you Google things, you practice with things. Yes, yes. And then yeah.

SPEAKER_11 38:59

Totally, 100%. And would you say now that girls say that you're good and bad?

SPEAKER_04 39:02

I mean, I've never had all that many complaints, and you know, people that I've slept with have more often than not come back for more or wanted more, and we've kept it all on good terms. And you're funny. I'm sure there's been times where I've let people down, for sure, whether it's busting it nut quickly, not getting fully hard, not actually putting in a putting in a lazy performance when I'm really drunk. I don't know. Like I would say out eight or nine out of ten times I'm I'm good enough.

SPEAKER_11 39:24

Don't you find it hard after a night of drinking, let's say, or going crazy long night, to go home and then to wear a condom?

SPEAKER_04 39:30

It's hard to have a full remember ever wearing a condom ever. Really? Never.

SPEAKER_11 39:34

Is that common in Australia?

SPEAKER_04 39:36

I just don't really fuck with them. Like I'm I don't know. I think I'm like allergic to them. Well, I think this new generation aren't using them either. Good. Well, they're shit.

SPEAKER_11 39:45

You know. Here's the thing. It just doesn't feel nice. Even for the girl, it feels less good. Okay, but here's the thing.

SPEAKER_06 39:50

That's true.

SPEAKER_11 39:51

Sex workers are getting tested weekly, usually, if not bi-weekly. And, you know, they're clean. Well, sex workers because they're always getting tested. Whereas normal LA girls aren't getting tested.

SPEAKER_04 40:02

Sex workers are cleaner than an average person. They really are. It's like an athlete can't have AIDS, you know what I mean? They're getting tested for things.

SPEAKER_11 40:08

Like, do you know who is the least clean is that bottle service girl who's out every night. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_04 40:13

Who's leaving with a different rich asshole every fucking weekend.

SPEAKER_11 40:16

That girl is the one that you should worry about. That's true. Having sex with a porn star, they're clean, bro.

SPEAKER_04 40:21

I've never cleaned I've never had any issues with it, and like maybe my dick's just not big enough to catch things, but like, but it doesn't go in even now. No, it's not. Like, I've never had any like issues with STDs or any of these things, and I don't really fuck with comms. I think if you're a good enough judge of character as well, sometimes you get a bit of a gut feeling if you're like, okay, maybe she's a bit ran through, or maybe I've got something wrong with me right now.

SPEAKER_11 40:41

But then you still won't throw a Jimmy on? No, it feels horrible. It does.

SPEAKER_04 40:45

I could never, ever, ever. I could never come wearing a conversation. I'm taking the risk. I could never ever come wearing a condom. It's hard. Never. I think it would go soft and it would just come off.

SPEAKER_11 40:52

Right, right, right. It feels horrible, man. Like it's you'd rather just jerk off, right? Yeah, it's like, no, hell no. You girls also don't like condom sex, right?

SPEAKER_01 41:00

Mm-mm.

SPEAKER_11 41:01

I don't get that part. For what's the difference for you? You they like the skin on skin feeling.

SPEAKER_06 41:06

It's still not that good.

SPEAKER_11 41:07

It doesn't hit.

SPEAKER_04 41:08

I've never been one to fuck hookers and dirty people, really. So it's like I would would never really need a condom.

SPEAKER_06 41:12

For me, I'm like, at least if I'm not sleeping around, I don't have to be worried about wearing condoms. I mean I'm not connected.

SPEAKER_04 41:19

Things can occasionally get exchanged accidentally without having sex. You're sharing drinks, you can mouth shit, rubbing towels on things, you can get some shit. It's not always from that. Sometimes clean, healthy people can just get a little unlucky, you know what I mean? And it happens. But yeah. Hopefully, people can find out through some sort of symptoms and get rid of it.

SPEAKER_11 41:34

Chelsea, before you start fucking someone, are you gonna make them get tested? Just to make sure that, you know, everyone's on the same.

SPEAKER_04 41:40

Would you do a test if they asked you as well?

SPEAKER_06 41:42

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Well, I I get even in my long-term relationship, I still went yearly and got tested. Like I got everything. In case it's such an easy thing to do. Just just for my like you get a woman checkup once a year, you should.

SPEAKER_04 41:54

Right.

SPEAKER_06 41:54

And just get everything. That's an easy enough thing to do.

SPEAKER_04 41:57

Like you what, you just pee in a cup or whatever the fuck they do these days, or blood tests. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_11 42:01

Guys, you know what? Yeah, there's 20 minutes of the uh the the birthday shit. That's it. That's all we have to do.

SPEAKER_04 42:07

So we have to do today. Yeah. Well it was an easy episode. I'm glad I was here. I'm glad I was only good enough for the fill-in episode. No, no, it's good. It's perfect. It's great. It's perfect. So, Chelsea, I love you.

SPEAKER_11 42:16

Thank you. Where can people find you?

SPEAKER_06 42:18

They can find me on on Instagram? Yeah. Yeah. I handle is Chelsea Gabrielle.

SPEAKER_11 42:24

The best.

SPEAKER_06 42:26

One of the two.

SPEAKER_11 42:27

And then it's it's Jackson.

SPEAKER_04 42:29

No, that's not me. Please don't find me.

SPEAKER_11 42:32

I love my love. Hey, I love you. Thank you. Thank you for keeping the uh every every year we do the show together. No, we have to. We have to.

SPEAKER_04 42:38

The only reason I'm here is for this. And I'm glad it was only 10 minutes. I love you. Fun guys. Okay, that's it. See you next week.