CATALINA WHITE EXPOSES HER EX (W/ ZACKASS)

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SPEAKER_01 0:00

He was fucking me in the dream and it was so magical. And I called my friend in the dream, Sinatra Monroe, and said, I had sex with Johnny Sims in my dream. Like, is it that good? And she's like, Yes.

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Pan O Time! I can't sing, but welcome to the show, babies. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast. This is Pivotcock. I'm your host, Ryan Balmo, the number one adult show in the world, baby. It's a big one today! Holy shit, we've been wanting to have this girl on for probably two and a half years now, but her goddamn psycho, weird, crazy, toxic ex-boyfriends has been cock blocking our friendship, our working relationship, and our podcast that we we should do together. Faithfully, she's now single. I am single. Broken up. She's here and she's in a jolly mood. Dare I say, your your aura has gone out.

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I'm glowing. Yes, you are.

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So, welcome to the show for the first time.

SPEAKER_02 1:06

Cataly a life! Woo! Hi, guys. Govvy name, by the way. It is my Govy name. Govby name. Co-hosting today.

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This man is actually on the Pillow Talk team. And I'd like to gift you what we just got in the mail today, Zach. Our fucking ABN for best podcast, honey. Oh my god. This is crazy. Hold it out. Hold it out. Okay. Look at that. Here.

SPEAKER_02 1:31

Hell yeah.

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That is. That's the Oscars of porn. That's wild. Look at that. Best podcast.

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Woo! Let's go.

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We better three peep this here, Catalina.

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Hell yeah.

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Let's go. And they're nice and heavy. Look at that thing.

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They're heavy as hell.

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Yeah. Congrats.

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Congrats. Yeah.

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This man here is in the new gen of Jackass. And I would say you are the probably the most fucking famous person on the cast, you know, excluding the OGs. Unbelievable walking around with this guy. Yeah. Famous as fuck. Really? Everybody knows.

SPEAKER_01 2:08

I mean everybody loves jackass. Everyone in the world.

SPEAKER_03 2:11

And this guy's very recognizable. You see him once, you know him for life. I have a very recognizable shape. Lovable guy. You do? He doesn't give a fuck. Yeah, I just had a picture of you in this too.

SPEAKER_04 2:21

So cute.

SPEAKER_03 2:24

But uh he killed it. You did unbelievable. I would say you were you were the best of the new cast in the new movie. You and Poopies. Thank you. Absolutely. It was really good. So congrats on that. You were in Jackass 4, 4.5, Forever, and Best of Last. Yep. Right? Nice. And now he's shooting a new Hulu show. Yeah. Which is unbelievable. So welcome so this is Zachass.

SPEAKER_04 2:47

Woo!

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All right. Let's fucking away.

SPEAKER_02 2:51

Let's go, Ryan. Single. I know. Can you believe it? Yeah, yeah, you're so hot.

SPEAKER_01 2:55

I'm so excited to be here. Oh, I can't believe how hot you are in person. Oh my god, I love you.

SPEAKER_03 2:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:00

We're gonna have some pardon me? We're gonna have some fun, Ryan. Oh. Something else. Buckle up.

SPEAKER_03 3:07

We can't. I thought I heard something else too. So cattle in it. You've been single since May. Yeah, little. You know, I could literally tell just by how much better your content's gotten the last few months. You've been locked in. I have been locked in. Do you know you used to post like one good reel a week?

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Yeah, right.

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Now you're dropping fucking 14 a day.

SPEAKER_01 3:29

I am. That's right. You're on fire. I'm on fuego. Yeah. And the people are loving your shit. I know. Cougar content is all right.

SPEAKER_03 3:37

You have your own shtick. I do. And people aren't even having the balls to copy it because it's kind of ballsy content. Yeah, it is. Like you have balls.

SPEAKER_00 3:45

Yeah, I do.

SPEAKER_03 3:46

It's a lot of effort. You have you have like an actor dude, full outfit, new mansions, usually every time. It's a lot of work. It's a lot of work. I make it. You're just fucking doing this.

SPEAKER_01 3:58

No, no, no. No TikTok dancing. No, no. You know? Right. I just make up my own skits and just do my own thing.

SPEAKER_03 4:05

They do it every you film every day?

SPEAKER_01 4:07

No, I do it in like bulk. You'll just rip up a whole Sunday. Yeah, I'll do like two days with my assistant usually, and we'll do like 120 or a little bit more. How do you come up with all your ideas? I literally write them. I just sit, I have a day where I sit and write stuff down. Do you take stimulants to help? No, I don't. You just raw dog it. I just raw dog it, man. Wow. Yeah. Sober. Sober. That's impressive. I put music on. I do put music on, and I'm like, all right, what's funny? What is like what's something relatable? You know what I mean? How can I make it sexual too at the same time? You know what I mean? So what's the best ones? The real estate ones? So I used to do this thing which I call walk-ins. It's where I just come in and I say something like what POV, what every man wants to hear. Oh, yeah. Those are what went super viral, and like everybody stole my shit.

SPEAKER_03 4:53

Like uh, I'm ovulating kung punk.

SPEAKER_01 4:55

Everything. You know what I mean? Like, honey, I'm home. Get your dick out. You know what I mean? Like real basic stuff. And that like went super viral, and so many people copied that. Yeah, everyone copied that. Yes. Everyone copied that one. But no one's copying the whip one yet. I've had a couple people copy the whip thing. A couple big people copy the big, we'll say afterwards.

SPEAKER_03 5:14

Let me guess.

SPEAKER_01 5:17

I've seen some whip people, you know? Yes. I've seen the whip thing and then like the real estate. I've seen people just completely rip verbatim what I say for the real estate ones at like an ultra viral, like all super viral. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 5:31

We have a girl blowing the fuck up. She's AIing herself into our videos. And she's at, she went from zero, she's at 250k followers. It's only our content. And she's like, she's good. Uh-huh. But like, that's is it's gotta be illegal. Wait, she's pretending she's here on the podcast? No, no, we do when we do our skits. Oh, okay. Yeah, and it's like, bitch.

SPEAKER_01 5:56

Wow, that's insane. AI is a little wild.

SPEAKER_03 6:00

Yeah, you know. And you know what? We had our own shtick also. Yeah. We were the first ones to do all that, like sucking toes in public.

SPEAKER_01 6:07

And that stuff is hilarious, catching it on Snapchat, you know. I love the Snapchat stuff. Yeah, right. Yeah, I do that too.

SPEAKER_03 6:14

People fucking ran with that now, too.

SPEAKER_01 6:16

The the disgusting toe stuff you guys do.

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Yes. You know?

unknown 6:21

I love that.

SPEAKER_03 6:22

And let me tell you something. I don't give a fuck. I know you don't about about feet.

SPEAKER_01 6:27

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're not a feet guy.

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Like, I think you have nice feet.

SPEAKER_01 6:31

Yeah, I have nice feet. I have small, I wouldn't. I have little feet. I couldn't tell you what a nice foot is. Well, you know what you will know? A gross foot. Do you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_03 6:39

I don't even think I would. I think you would. I could suck a hobbit's foot just like I could suck yours. You like when guys play with the feet, suck the toes?

SPEAKER_01 6:48

I'm not a big foot person. I mean, like, I've like a foot massage. You want to put my my feet in your mouth while I got them up? You know, like sure. Go for it, Daddy. I forget to do that shit. Yeah, that happens sometimes. You know, you got your feet up.

SPEAKER_03 7:00

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SPEAKER_01 7:47

So missionary legs up, right? And then you have your feet are like kind of like you're the guy that like they're kind of sometimes, you know? Maybe. I've done that a couple of times where you like put your foot up and you're just like, ha ha ha ha.

SPEAKER_03 7:59

Turn it, you're not wearing any pants. Nice stuff. It's pink. It's so pink. Hey, so now that you're single, I bet everyone wants to have sex with you.

SPEAKER_01 8:12

Yes, everybody wants to have sex with you.

SPEAKER_03 8:13

Yeah, yeah. You're so um for I don't want to say fuckable. You're so sexual.

SPEAKER_01 8:22

I don't think that's it.

SPEAKER_03 8:23

You have sex appeal.

SPEAKER_01 8:25

Yeah, I'm sexy. You are. I'm fun, but I'm funny. I'm like I'm kind of like one of the guys. Yeah. You know what I mean? But I'm also like You're wifey. You know. I'm I'm I am wifey. I was wifey for a long time. I would totally.

SPEAKER_03 8:38

Honestly, I would totally date a girl like you.

SPEAKER_01 8:41

Yeah. We're just fun.

SPEAKER_03 8:42

You could copy paste girls like you.

SPEAKER_01 8:44

Can't.

SPEAKER_03 8:45

Yeah. So sorry.

SPEAKER_01 8:46

Why are you funny though? Were you ugly growing up? Uh no. You know what's funny is my brothers are super funny. My dad's really, really funny. Okay, so you know, I just had to keep up with the biggest. I had to keep up. I had to keep up. Okay. I feel like that's where I got it. My brother's like the funniest person in the world.

SPEAKER_03 9:00

Yeah, when did you decide to go holy shit premiere package?

SPEAKER_01 9:04

Um, you know, this is newer. This I did like maybe two years ago. Very nice. Yeah. But I love it. You were rep in the B cups two years ago? No, no, no, no, no. I've had more than one boob job. Oh. Yeah, I went from like a C to a D to like a triple D.

SPEAKER_03 9:17

Oh, you went three times.

SPEAKER_01 9:18

Yeah.

unknown 9:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:19

Are you gonna go again? No, I won't go again. This is it. Wow, it's like an addiction.

SPEAKER_01 9:23

It is a little bit, you know. I love big titties, though.

SPEAKER_03 9:25

Have you noticed your your life getting significantly better every time they get bigger? Yes.

SPEAKER_01 9:33

I swear to God. I'm like, if you want a guaranteed ROI, get bitter fucking titties. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_03 9:41

Yeah. And you rip the cleave almost every time you're out? No. No.

SPEAKER_01 9:46

Oh, why? No, I'd like to like, even if you're not, you know, if it's covered, you can still tell I have big titties and I have a small waist, so it's just like really nice waist.

SPEAKER_03 9:56

Thank you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:57

I've had two kids too.

SPEAKER_03 10:02

You have two kids? Yes. I didn't know that. Yes. How old are your kids? 14 and 11. Oh, they're like humans.

SPEAKER_01 10:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 10:10

They're big. So they know what you're up to.

SPEAKER_01 10:12

Yeah, kind of.

SPEAKER_03 10:13

Are they on social media? No.

SPEAKER_01 10:16

No, my kids like go to a hippie school and there's no tech for them. No one's has anyone? No. No one's ever done that.

SPEAKER_03 10:24

Oh my god. Do you fear the day?

SPEAKER_01 10:26

No, because they don't go to that type of school. Like they just don't. The parents know what I do and no one says shit.

SPEAKER_03 10:31

Aren't you scared that there's gonna be a picture of you in his locker one day?

SPEAKER_01 10:35

No. Like, you know, which just doesn't go to that type of school. Like, it just doesn't have to be a good idea.

SPEAKER_03 10:39

Wait, they they're private?

SPEAKER_01 10:41

It's private and it's tiny.

SPEAKER_03 10:42

Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:43

I won't give it any more information.

SPEAKER_03 10:44

Yeah, those boys don't even like know how to jerk off yet, those private kids.

SPEAKER_01 10:47

Yeah, no. I mean, we've had like nephews be like, Auntie Cat, I Googled you. You know what I mean? And I'm like, I'm gonna go tell your fucking mom. But what's up? He was in the government. That's crazy. So that's because when I started, I was wrestling and I was I was like managing with my ex-husband, Jake Hager. So he was a wrestler, WWE, for like 20 years, Jack Swagger.

SPEAKER_03 11:10

When was the the marriage? The years.

SPEAKER_01 11:11

We oh god, the years. I I don't know. Like 2011, I think we got married. Okay. 2011, and then uh I don't know, like three years ago we die, we got divorced three or four years ago. COVID just killed it. COVID killed it. Yeah. I mean, other things we won't discuss, but we have a really good friend.

SPEAKER_03 11:29

Everyone's relationships.

SPEAKER_01 11:31

Yeah. Yeah, that was tough. Too much time together, you know. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:35

Like, oh.

SPEAKER_01 11:36

It was tough.

SPEAKER_03 11:37

Every little thing they do, fuck off.

SPEAKER_01 11:40

That's just what happens in marriage, too, though. You know? Yeah. Well, I will say, being with someone who's on the road, like when you're wrestling for WWE, you're gone almost the entire year.

SPEAKER_03 11:50

Yeah, you're on a tour.

SPEAKER_01 11:51

You're on a tour the entire year. People think that with wrestling, there's an off-season, there's no off-season. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_03 11:56

Yeah. If you're one of the main dudes on Raw, you're gone.

SPEAKER_01 11:59

You're gone. And then they also do the side shows, right? Yes, like okay, so those bob camera shows? Yes. Those are called dark matches. Oh, yeah. How dare you, an unprofessional.

SPEAKER_04 12:09

I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_01 12:11

Um you're so bad. Yeah. Um, yeah, they do like house shows too that aren't, that's what those are called, too, that you're talking about. But there's other, like there's other, there's WWE and there's AUW. That's their biggest competition. Yeah, right. So when Jake went to AUW, I did some stuff with him there. Like kind of energy stuff. A match. Yes, I did do a match when I was at WWE. I was like That's so sick. Sailor James was my wrestling name. I did a lot of dark matches, which weren't televised.

SPEAKER_03 12:45

The little cute boat girl.

SPEAKER_01 12:46

No, not really. Like I did do some like cute nautical stuff. You know, my my move was gonna be the dropping the anchor, which was like a uh jujitsu move. Do you want to do it to me? Yeah, we could do it.

SPEAKER_00 12:59

Okay, I'm gonna roll you this way. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 13:02

Okay. Okay, so like this.

SPEAKER_03 13:05

Yep, you know, and we get into like oh it's an arm bar. Yeah, kind of like an arm bar. Oh, that's fun.

SPEAKER_01 13:11

So, why did you only do one match? I did more than one match. That's just the one that you can find on the internet. Like I did a bunch of dark matches, yeah, and I did a lot of announcing too. Like, that was one of the things when I got signed. Um, I was doing jujitsu before that. Like, I love doing jujitsu. And so I was like, they're like, Hey, do you want to wrestle? And I'm like, Yeah, I guess, but I'd rather do like the interviews. That's what I wanted to do. I wanted to be the backstage correspondent. I'm good at talking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're like, Of course, that's what you'll do.

SPEAKER_02 13:40

Right, right.

SPEAKER_01 13:40

And then you get there and they're like, get in the fucking ring.

SPEAKER_02 13:43

Right.

SPEAKER_01 13:44

You're wrestling, you're wrestling seven days a week. Oh. You know what I mean? Like you had like Sunday off, but Saturdays you were wrestling at like carnivals and bars. Wait, that's how the NXT was. Yes, that's how NXT was before it turned to NXT before they changed it to just fucking going to like fairs and shit? Yes. Okay. Or like carnies.

SPEAKER_03 14:04

Like injured wrestling?

SPEAKER_01 14:05

I didn't, but like everybody does. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 14:08

Yeah, they get sore.

SPEAKER_01 14:09

Yeah. Well, I feel like at the time too, the girls were really competing with like, dude, the coolest over-the-top shit moonsault into like, you know, something crazy. And I'm like, let's just pull each other's hair, guys. Like, why are we doing so much?

SPEAKER_03 14:22

Hey, let me ask you a question.

SPEAKER_01 14:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 14:24

How incestual is the WWE?

SPEAKER_01 14:28

Like, with everybody hooking up?

SPEAKER_03 14:29

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 14:30

Yeah, it's pretty, I'd say that. Yeah, because you're on the road together. You're on the road with them more than you are home.

SPEAKER_03 14:36

Oh, yeah. Like for real. Everyone be fucking. Everyone be fucking. And is there a lot of uh the divas doing lesbian sex together?

SPEAKER_01 14:45

Is that a fantasy for you, right? Yeah. No, no, I don't know. I don't know if that ever happening, actually. Not on my watch, at least.

SPEAKER_03 14:54

Who's the biggest dog? I can't tell you that. Well, I know that back in the 80s, Ric Flair. Ric Flair? He's still out there doing shit. Right. 90s, probably Shawn Michaels. I don't think The Rock. He's still like that, I'm sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? 2000s. I heard on the lowest key, Undertaker's a dog. Oh, really?

SPEAKER_01 15:15

I'd never heard of the dog. He's married now.

SPEAKER_03 15:18

Yeah, I've heard he does his thing low-key.

SPEAKER_01 15:21

I don't know. I don't know about that. I feel like no. No? I feel like no. Okay. I don't know. I don't know. Randy Orton. I love Randy Orton. His wife is such a hottie.

SPEAKER_03 15:32

There you go, because he's a fucking fuck boy.

SPEAKER_01 15:34

His wife is a badass bitch, so.

SPEAKER_03 15:36

And then uh now it's gotta be Roman Reigns. And and and uh Cody Steele.

SPEAKER_01 15:42

You're a fan.

SPEAKER_03 15:43

Yeah, I'm a wrestling guy. I get you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:45

Who's your girl? Who's your diva you like? Or they don't call him that anymore, but who do you like?

SPEAKER_03 15:49

I think I've jerked off the Trish Stratus 462 times.

SPEAKER_01 15:52

Oh, nice choice. Thank you.

SPEAKER_03 15:54

That's a classic. And uh Stacy Keebler. Another classic. Yeah, I love her so much.

SPEAKER_01 15:58

Yes, I love that.

SPEAKER_03 16:00

Yeah, they used to just get it. I would jerk off because this was pre-porn for me. I didn't know how to get porn. Yeah. So, you know, Monday, right, Monday Night Raw would be on, and then Stacy Keebler would do that long leg getting the right thing. I'd be like, this is my only time. I cannot.

SPEAKER_01 16:14

That's all you needed was some some long leg, and you're like, yes.

SPEAKER_03 16:18

I could jerk off to this fucking trophy. I love that.

SPEAKER_01 16:23

Are you on Fansly? I am.

SPEAKER_03 16:25

Love Fansley. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 16:27

I'm new to Fansley. I've had it for maybe like three months or so. Fansy's awesome. I love Fansley.

SPEAKER_03 16:31

It's a for you, Paige, bro.

SPEAKER_01 16:33

I know. I love the Discovery, and I love that they're kink friendly because they do a lot of dummy for those naughty little fucking boys.

SPEAKER_03 16:39

You know what? How nice are the staff there?

SPEAKER_01 16:41

I love it.

SPEAKER_03 16:42

So great. For real. Fansley, love you. Uh, code pillow talk. Gets you 20 bucks to spend.

SPEAKER_01 16:48

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_03 16:48

Um, okay, uh, your strangest custom request test.

SPEAKER_01 16:52

I love role play. So I'm like the best. I'm like, the weirder, the better. Oh. Yeah. How weird are we talking? You want to know a real weird one I just got? Yeah. I love it so much. This guy was like, I want you to be a T-Rex. Uh-oh. Yeah. I want you to be a T-Rex, and I want you to use your tiny arms to jerk me off.

SPEAKER_03 17:12

Oh my God. Did he have a micro dick? Yes. Yes. Right. So he wants your little arms on his little cop.

SPEAKER_01 17:20

Yeah. You know, a sexy one with giant titties.

SPEAKER_03 17:23

Did you have to wear a T-Rex costume?

SPEAKER_01 17:25

I just wore like green tights, you know, and like a green bra. Do you like doing customs? Um, I do actually, if they're interesting. Uh-huh. I had another guy ask me to do an interrogation scene, like full cop getup, like leather jacket, serious stuff. Oh, that's sick. I loved it so much. I was like, yes. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 17:45

Hey, do you use your good customs and sell them to the rest of your family?

SPEAKER_01 17:48

I don't because I say their name too much.

SPEAKER_03 17:50

Oh, that's very kind.

SPEAKER_01 17:51

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 17:52

Do most guys owning customs say, like, say my father's. 100%. You have to.

SPEAKER_01 17:57

You have to.

SPEAKER_03 17:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:58

That's the point of a custom.

SPEAKER_03 17:59

100%.

SPEAKER_01 18:00

You know what I mean? You want to like I get a lot of breeding fetish ones. That's probably my number one because I I love cream pie. I'm a cream pie connoisseur.

SPEAKER_03 18:09

Aren't they wonderful?

SPEAKER_01 18:10

They're the best.

SPEAKER_03 18:11

Are you on anything to protect the you have a little goalia down there?

SPEAKER_00 18:15

Nope.

unknown 18:15

Wow.

SPEAKER_00 18:16

You don't.

SPEAKER_03 18:16

Just like the fashion roulette. So exciting.

SPEAKER_01 18:24

So exciting. Do you rip the plan B skis? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But I also track my my cycle, like, so I know. How important is that really? I just like to make sure my cycle's regular too. So then I just happen to know, like, oh, I'm ovulating. Like, this is my window. So like don't come at me.

SPEAKER_03 18:41

Okay, but is it true that while you're on your period, you can still get pregnant?

SPEAKER_01 18:46

Because some cum will go hide in a little when you start ovulating afterwards. Yeah, right. Yes. And then they say, boys, boys, boys. Yeah. Egg is out. This is it. Let's pull out. That's real? That's real.

SPEAKER_03 18:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 18:59

That's crazy. Yeah, so you gotta be, especially if like you're a young guy and you got that good sperm, you know.

SPEAKER_03 19:04

The best sperm. You had some good swimmers, Ryan. I've had two pre-cum pregnancies. Stop it.

SPEAKER_01 19:12

Are you serious? Yeah, bro. Wait, I didn't know that was a thing. Exactly. Wait, hold on. Apparently it's Hold on. Are you sure she was pregnant by you?

SPEAKER_03 19:25

Because I hope so. She was my girlfriend.

SPEAKER_01 19:28

I don't know if I've ever pregnant.

SPEAKER_03 19:29

But she was also a whore.

SPEAKER_01 19:32

Have you ever heard that happening?

SPEAKER_03 19:36

You know what? Listen to this, okay?

SPEAKER_01 19:39

I've never heard that happening.

SPEAKER_03 19:40

Okay, listen to this. Here we go. This is for you. Yes. Hey, Chad. Oh my gosh. How common is it to get pregnant from pre-com if you pull out into a jack-ulated? There we go. You won't believe this. Oh my god. It's risky. It's possible, but it's not very common. Okay. Okay. Uh four out of 100 couples.

SPEAKER_01 20:12

Okay, so she definitely had sex with someone else. Okay. We're just gonna go ahead and confirm that. I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_04 20:21

Ryan. Ryan is like, hello, darkness children.

SPEAKER_03 20:29

You're so right. Pretty dumb. What an idiot. Yo, I think fucking every LA girl I've dated has cheated on.

SPEAKER_01 20:40

Oh my god, that's so sad. See, this is why I get married.

SPEAKER_03 20:45

I feel like that's Did you get cheated on in your marriage?

SPEAKER_01 20:47

I did.

unknown 20:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:49

Is everyone just fucking cheating? I don't know. I'm not a cheater at all. I love monogamy. You know what drives me nuts is people like, you do OnlyFans, you fucking slut. I'm like, first of all, I'm a solo content creator. And second of all, like I have not had many dicks ever. I don't, I'm not in mainstream. No offense. I love mainstream. I watch it. I enjoy it, but I'm not in and I'm not taking a bunch of dicks. So I like one dick all the time, rock hard. Thank you.

SPEAKER_03 21:13

I'll tell you something. There's an epidemic. There's an epidemic. Of girls in Los Angeles working.

SPEAKER_01 21:23

We won't say names.

SPEAKER_03 21:24

You know. $2,500 an hour, 10K overnights. You know.

SPEAKER_00 21:29

Damn.

SPEAKER_03 21:30

Is that what the rate is? Yeah. For the good ones. 96% of LA girls, I'd say, are doing it.

unknown 21:38

Wow.

SPEAKER_03 21:38

You know who's not? Who? OF girls. I know. That do solos in their bedroom.

SPEAKER_01 21:43

Exactly. So we make enough money. You're just being greedy at that point. So you know.

SPEAKER_03 21:48

You don't people are like, Ryan, how could you date a girl that's showing her vagina? Yeah, it'll be internet. Hey man. My boy just fucked your girl for $1,500 last night. Thank you. She's a pro. Exactly. My little OF daddy here. She was just in her little bedroom, eating your snacks, nip slit.

SPEAKER_01 22:08

Yep. Flickbean. Little DJ session. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:14

Exactly. So I would recommend to only date OF girls. Yes. Or Nepo babies. Yes. Yeah, that too. Yeah. But I think they still hook for the thrill of it. You think? I think everyone's hooking. Apparently, all the Victoria's Secret models can be bought. You've heard this too. Wow.

SPEAKER_01 22:34

I can't say too much, but I definitely knew that. You know, it's a different top scratch. Right? Yeah. You were a madam? No, no, no. I knew her. Like through a social circuit, I like You could be a madam. I totally could be a madam. I would be such a good madam. Yeah. I'd be like, you get in there and you fucking suck that dick. All right. Wow. You know? Have you atmosphere modeled? What the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_03 22:57

It's the gateway drug to hooking.

SPEAKER_01 23:00

What is that? It's uh real term.

SPEAKER_03 23:03

Yeah, it's a real thing. It's very common.

SPEAKER_01 23:06

Like you're are you someone's date?

SPEAKER_03 23:08

Pretty much. So there's a lot of atmosphere model agencies.

SPEAKER_00 23:12

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 23:12

And you know, guys get to Vegas and they want to fill their booth with hot girls. Oh, okay, okay. So they called up an atmosphere model agency. Uh uh to get away. And it's like, hey, we want 12 girls for the night. And then it's like 400 bucks each, whatever. Uh-huh. But they, you know, all atmosphere models say, oh, but but I don't, you know, I never You're not gonna take them to the back room. Yeah, yeah. Oh, but oh, but oh, but they do.

SPEAKER_01 23:38

Oh, they do. I didn't know they had an agency for this. Oh, that's definitely the gateway drug for sure. For sure.

SPEAKER_03 23:45

Yeah. Because everyone has a price. Exactly. You don't need to get hit with the taxes. You get hit with the tax. You want to go to Europe the summer, you want to fly on the fucking late hunting. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_00 23:56

Oh, snap.

SPEAKER_03 23:58

You know, 400 bucks versus 10 grand for 10 minutes of friction. I get it. If I was a girl, I'd do the same thing. Honestly, if some old lady was like, yo, Ryan, and money was tight, eat my pussy 5k. I'm going down like Charlie Fucking Brown.

SPEAKER_01 24:13

Yeah, man. I get it. You're gonna be a gobble gobble.

SPEAKER_03 24:16

I could be a prostitute.

SPEAKER_01 24:17

I feel like most guys do. For sure. You know? So guys hating on it are jealous. I I agree to an extent. You know?

SPEAKER_03 24:25

Wouldn't it be fun?

SPEAKER_01 24:27

I mean, I don't think so. Like fly me to Dubai.

SPEAKER_03 24:30

That's yeah, fly me to Turks and Caicos, and I just gotta eat your pussy a couple times.

SPEAKER_01 24:35

You're like, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 24:36

And I get a little Birkin.

SPEAKER_01 24:37

See, that's that's what it was like. I'm down. I feel like if these guys were like, I don't know. I just feel like you they're usually guys you just don't, you wouldn't want to hook up with, though. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 24:48

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SPEAKER_01 25:09

I just I don't know how they do it. I just couldn't.

SPEAKER_03 25:11

I wouldn't feel like they're all miserable in therapy.

SPEAKER_01 25:13

You know what I mean? Yeah. No, I just can't.

SPEAKER_03 25:16

I dated I dated a girl that uh for this was my most serious girlfriend. I won't name names. But we would go once a month, our deal was we go on a couples trip. Okay. And uh when I went through her phone a year and a half, I only went through it a year and a half into our relationship, I saw everything. And she cheated with 25 dudes, and she was booking our trips based on where she was getting booked. So if she got booked in Hawaii, she'd be like, Dave, I really want to go to Honolulu this place. And so, oh, okay, okay, honey. I was such a little simp. And so we'd go on a couples trip, she'd fight with me mid-trip and be like, I need my own room tonight. She would go suck and fuck and whatever.

SPEAKER_01 25:57

And then come back and be like, I love you, baby.

SPEAKER_03 26:00

Exactly. Oh, and then I realized that every trip we went on was from bookings. And so, uh No wonder you're so fucked up. Yeah, bro. Yeah, this is all making sense, right? So I've had I've had bad luck, Catalina.

SPEAKER_01 26:13

You know, I've had a little bad luck too. You know, we just love to love. We fall. You know, we fall hard. Yeah, we have an open heart. Yeah, you know.

SPEAKER_03 26:21

But everyone probably wants to have sex with you.

SPEAKER_01 26:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:25

So is life a little weird with that? Because everyone with you wants to have sex.

SPEAKER_01 26:32

Yeah. I'm just picky. Including girls, I'm sure. Girls. I you know, I'm kind of like thinking about girls. Are you by? I was maybe a little. Like I, you know. Could you date a chick? I wouldn't want to date a girl. Right. I don't think. I like dick. You know what I mean? So like I like seem to like that dick thing. I know it's weird. It's weird. I like penetration. Yeah. I like penetration way more than I like a guy going down on me for sure. Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. What kind of penetration? How do you like to have sex? Honestly, like I'm all about missionary, the guy like on me. Like, I want to feel your weight on me. Yeah. You know, really arching that back getting there real deep. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:10

Like it's how long is a is a good session for you?

SPEAKER_01 27:13

Honestly, I come so fast. I would say. How do you come?

SPEAKER_03 27:15

So you rub your clip during the missionary?

SPEAKER_01 27:17

No, no, just on like you gotta be on me. Just penetration. Penetration. Full. I want to hit all sevens. You know what I'm saying? I want to hit Yahtzee. And I would say it's like All Sevens. Yachty is hilarious. Like five minutes. If you're rock hard and you're in that right spot and you're just stay there. Don't fucking move.

SPEAKER_03 27:37

Okay, show me the pace.

SPEAKER_01 27:39

I would say it's like. Okay. That is the pace right there. You keep that. I honestly could come in two minutes. Wow. I'm not kidding. Like if I'm come if I'm comfortable.

SPEAKER_03 27:50

I'd say one every 15 girls comes from penetration. I know.

SPEAKER_01 27:55

Yeah, it's wild.

SPEAKER_03 27:56

I hear that from girls all the time. And then you'll need to click clip play, get a vibrator, bullshit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:01

I'm like, I feel sad for you. Uh-huh. Because like I come so hard. What about getting fingered? I love it. Yeah. Oh. A good finger bang session. Internal? Yes.

SPEAKER_03 28:11

You know what they call me?

SPEAKER_01 28:15

The finger god.

SPEAKER_03 28:16

Spirit fingers.

SPEAKER_00 28:17

Spirit fingers. Yeah, you know what you're doing with your fingers. Oh, look at those fucking hands. Fang spidey.

SPEAKER_02 28:24

Homecoming.

SPEAKER_04 28:26

Homecoming.

SPEAKER_01 28:28

No, but I appreciate a guy who actually knows what they're doing with their hands. I think it's super underestimated. This is for one win.

SPEAKER_03 28:36

The best casino in the world. Love you, one win. Love you, Daria, you sweet little peach. Okay. Tap to spin. Tap to spin. Oh. And then it's like a truth or dare vibe. Okay. Oh, fun. Send a random Instagram DM. I have something to confess to you. That's exciting. Oh, okay. I think we get to pick who.

SPEAKER_02 29:06

Oh my god. Okay. Oh god. Who should it be? Hmm. What are you what are you thinking? Oh my god. Johnny Sins. Yeah, that would be great.

SPEAKER_00 29:16

Should I? Let's do it.

SPEAKER_03 29:17

Yeah. Yeah. You should definitely.

SPEAKER_00 29:18

Yeah, do Johnny.

SPEAKER_03 29:19

Okay. Most talented bald man. Okay. So sick. Oh my god, I'm slow.

SPEAKER_00 29:24

Or Jason Love. I'm gonna go with uh Johnny. Yeah, just because he was in my dream. So okay, I have something to confess to you.

SPEAKER_03 29:33

I have something to confess to you. Dot dot dot. Which I think adds a little more.

SPEAKER_00 29:38

I think so too. He's gotta find out.

SPEAKER_03 29:40

That's right.

SPEAKER_00 29:40

There it is. It's real. I just did it. Fucking right.

SPEAKER_03 29:44

You know stuff. There needs to be taught. Okay, because dudes are not. Apparently. Dudes are not. They're not doing it. They're not doing it. Right? They're going like this, Jack Hammer. Yeah, no, guys. You gotta loop and scoop. Yeah, you gotta get a little scoop in there. Scoop it, guys. Also, guys think that as the girl's getting closer to coming, to speed up. Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_01 30:07

She's enjoying this. Yes. Why are you changing the tempo now? That's what I'm saying. Same thing with the missionary. Keep it here.

SPEAKER_03 30:15

Right. Guys think to speed up as you're about to come. No. She was enjoying that. That's right. Now you're gonna start a whole new tempo? No, stop it, okay?

SPEAKER_01 30:23

You just ruined it for me. Exactly. Yeah. You give good blowjobs? I think I give pretty good blowjobs. What I would I do. You look like you do. I okay. Let me say this. Suction, amazing. All right. I'm gonna suck the chrome off that motherfucker, right? But I'm like deep throat queen. I'm not the best deep. I'm not the best. You know what? I don't like the deep throat. Okay, good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:45

It's kind of just like a party trick.

SPEAKER_01 30:47

I think it is too. Yeah. I'm like suction. We're here for the suction. What does it really do?

SPEAKER_03 30:51

Yeah, deep threat's overrated. Fuck and ride it.

SPEAKER_01 30:54

It's for show, right? Yeah. Yeah. Are you okay? Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. I'm just like. You want Pepto Bismol? Yeah. I like I like a BJ, like if I'm really into the guy, like a good BJ, you know, looking up at them. Like I want to make eye contact.

SPEAKER_02 31:14

Oh fuck yes.

SPEAKER_01 31:15

I want to see the whole time. Like I want to be if you're getting close, I'm like, yeah. Yeah. I love that. What color are your eyes?

SPEAKER_02 31:22

Green. Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 31:24

So blue or green eyes looking up during a blowjob? I know. It's like, oh yeah. Holy shit. Yeah, it's the best. Wow. Yeah, I love that. When do you think you'll stop being so horny?

SPEAKER_01 31:37

Russian. Look at Barbara Walters over here. He's asking all the hard-hitting questions. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hopefully fucking never.

SPEAKER_00 31:43

Right.

SPEAKER_01 31:43

You know? I honestly feel like if you just, if you're like continue to be sexual, even when you don't really want to be, like you're kind of like, maybe you had a like you with the retta. Yeah, yeah. You're like getting out of it a little bit. You gotta keep it going. You gotta make yourself because you will lower that. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 31:58

I gotta get off the retta? No, no, no.

SPEAKER_01 32:00

You just gotta keep your testosterone high, right? Like you gotta by jerking off and stuff like that. Like, yeah, you gotta keep that going.

SPEAKER_03 32:08

Yo, you know, two weeks ago I was like, hey, it's jerk off night.

SPEAKER_04 32:11

It's jerk off night.

SPEAKER_03 32:13

And I swear to God, I've never done this in my life. I just quit halfway. I was like, I was like, nah. Really? Yeah. What were you watching? I was watching, uh, I met this girl. Okay, so the way I like to watch porn is if a girl starts DMing me flirty shit, then I lock in on her for like a month. And you look at her OnlyFans stuff? She wants to f- Yeah, yeah. Okay. I'll go sub. Yeah. But you know, the problem with OnlyFans, and every girl runs their page the wrong way. Okay, let's hear this first. Okay. And I've never said this, and this is important advice. Okay. You're in the zone, you're locked in. Uh-huh. Whether you have a free page, $3, $10, I'm on the page now. And then y'all have this bullshit welcome message, uh-huh, which is like, hi, thanks for coming on my page. Don't forget to join my VAP. Okay, cool, bro. For like nine bucks, and you're like in lingerie. All good. Have shit for me to buy right away. Yes, pin five videos that I can buy because I'm in the zone. I want to spend. I don't want to fucking have to chat and flirt and talk and this and that. Yes. Let me go buy something. Yeah. Put your prices high too. I'm in the zone.

SPEAKER_01 33:29

Yeah, you're in the zone to bone.

SPEAKER_03 33:31

So unfortunately, because of your unprofessionalism, ladies, I have to go look up leaks. Ugh. I try, I try to go support my local, my local amateur porn star. But now I gotta go to the leaks because y'all don't have shit for me to buy.

SPEAKER_01 33:48

Yeah. You gotta have a sexting set right then and there.

SPEAKER_03 33:51

Yeah, but I don't have time for those chatters. I'm already fucking hard from one of your IG reels that I'm like, let's go to the Yeah, you just want the full thing.

SPEAKER_01 33:59

You're just like starving.

SPEAKER_03 34:00

Now I gotta wait for a fucking message blast, which will probably come at like 6 a.m. the next day.

SPEAKER_01 34:06

Oh my god, you're so By then I'm so over it. Yeah. I've moved. Okay, so what's your keyword search for porn? What's like number one? Ryan's logged in. What are you looking at? You're on Pornhub.

SPEAKER_03 34:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 34:19

I wanna know.

SPEAKER_03 34:20

Yeah. Uh dildo dildo blowjob.

SPEAKER_01 34:24

Dildo blowjob? Yeah. Not a real dick.

SPEAKER_03 34:27

Nah. Really? Yeah. Dildo blowjob. Yeah, or like uh you know whose porn I really like? Tell me. Do you know who Mr. Lucky is? Sounds familiar, but I mean. He's got the beautiful blue LED lit room. Okay. His porn is a masterclass. I'm gonna look this guy up. Because people are shooting porn, especially porn directors. POV porn stars, they have fans, they listen to their fans, they're understanding porn. All these fucking 50 year plus year old porn directors, because oh, you don't shoot mainstream, right? So you don't work with third-party uh filmers? Okay. These guys are so fucking behind. And have these egos. They shoot porn so terribly. Uh-huh. First of all, they're doing, they think they're fucking scorsese.

SPEAKER_01 35:19

Oh, they're trying to get all artsy? Yes. You're like, I just need holes, guys. I need holes and eyes. That's what I want to see. I want to see the girls' hole and eyes the whole time.

SPEAKER_03 35:29

I want to see the girls hole and eye the whole time.

SPEAKER_01 35:32

Whole time. That's that's it.

SPEAKER_03 35:33

Top of the floor. Yep. To the bottom of her goose. That's it. And if I want to look at a tit, I'll look at a tit. I don't need him going on a nipple. Yes. Now we're on a belly button. Oh, for sure. What are you doing? That's like erotica. Why the fuck are they filming like that? It's because they have egos and they want to my directing. Shut up. Yeah. Just stay still. And that's why I like solos. Uh-huh. Because girls aren't fucking. Well, I honestly I hate when I buy an OF video. I hate this one. I hate this one.

SPEAKER_01 36:09

Oh, yeah. Again, no eyes moving around too much. It's the same thing. Like this. Yeah, prop it up.

SPEAKER_03 36:16

Like this. Yeah. Right. I also don't like uh solos where, okay, phone's here. Uh-huh. And then girl lays flat all the way back on her bed. And now you can't even see what her boobs are are squished now. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:32

Again, that goes back to the holes and eyes. Exactly. It's very simple. Holes and eyes. Holes and eyes, guys. Okay. That's it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 36:38

Now, a real talented girl, okay. I like when they use the torso.

unknown 36:43

What?

SPEAKER_03 36:43

The torso dildo? The the upper upper body guy? Yes, yes. Right. Okay. So he's on the ground. Yes. And so I kind of like insert myself into him. Of course. So that's kind of like POV with that guy. Totally. Yeah. Right? You could do a really great dildo blowjob on him. And then you could do on top. And it looks like we're going to be. You're writing. Yeah. Yeah, right?

SPEAKER_04 37:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:06

Now a real talented girl can do reverse cowgirl. I was just gonna say that.

SPEAKER_01 37:12

And look back.

SPEAKER_00 37:15

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 37:16

Holes and eyes, guys. That's it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:19

I know it hurts your neck.

SPEAKER_01 37:21

It does a little, but you have to do it. You have to do it. I'm the same because when I watch porn, I want to see the girl. I want to make sure that the girl likes it.

SPEAKER_03 37:30

Holes and eyes.

SPEAKER_01 37:31

If the girl is just like, I'm like, what are we doing? Right. You know? Or if the girl's like, I'm like, no. Right. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Overdoing it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:43

I just want to like- Same like the dude. A lot of them need to shut the fuck up. That's true too. No, no, you know, my favorite brand in the world is Popstar. We've been working with Popstar for three fing years. Our longest partnership, and it's because I use it daily. This has changed my forever. Okay, they promote that your tastes like pineapples, which is true. But that part is just an extra bonus. I take the pills every day and it changed my life. And now they don't just have that. They got this brand, this brand, that brand. I want to talk about this one. The performance booster. Harder, better, faster, stronger. My now is a performance boosted stronger. And this shit has gone crazy. I used to be six and a quarter. Now I'm like seven and a half. Don't quote me on that, and that is not true statistics, but it feels like such. Popstar, we love you. That is all Europeans.

SPEAKER_01 38:27

We're Europeans, it's so true.

SPEAKER_03 38:29

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 38:30

Yes. Shut up. They're like something else. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 38:34

Fuck your pussy. Fuck your pussy. We know.

SPEAKER_01 38:36

Yeah, I know. We're watching it, guy. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 38:38

So I'm done with mainstream porn.

SPEAKER_01 38:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 38:41

Love me as solo girl. You're never gonna do a scene, right?

SPEAKER_01 38:44

I don't think so. Don't. You know, what's the point? You know what I mean? What's the point? What's the point? It's a long day on set. I've had so many guys asked to do scenes with me.

SPEAKER_03 38:54

And like, you know, I'm just like, but wait, have you have you done a boy girl ever? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 39:00

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 39:01

With your exes? Yeah. But never with a male talent? No. Oh. Yeah. Don't you okay? So I think you should do like once a year with really good marketing.

SPEAKER_01 39:13

I see. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 39:14

Do like a girthmaster.

SPEAKER_01 39:16

I would never okay. I watch Girthmaster stuff. Congrats to you, sir. Okay. No, I don't want to ruin my dream. Do a Johnny Sims scene. You should definitely do Johnny. Okay, real story. I had a dream about Johnny Sins. Me too.

SPEAKER_04 39:30

And he was fucking me. Wait, wait. This is a funny story.

SPEAKER_01 39:36

He was fucking me in the dream, and it was so magical. And I called my friend in the dream, Sinatra Monroe, and said, I had sex with Johnny Sins in my dream. Like, is it that good? And she's like, Yes.

SPEAKER_03 39:48

I heard he's doing this new move that he invented.

SPEAKER_02 39:52

What?

SPEAKER_03 39:53

Yeah. He has them on like a countertop of a kitchen. What do you call that? The island of the kitchen. So he's standing. So it's missionary vibes. However, he puts his fingers in with his dick. Oh, God. And he's doing the scoop. What? While fucking, and every girl is saying it is mind-blowing.

SPEAKER_01 40:13

Wow. See, only Johnny. I know. I feel like that could be a little tempting because that's like one of those things where you're like, Do you ever do you want to just try it for like YOLO? You know what I mean? Like you want to just one time fuck Johnny sins. I'm like, You should do it once a year. But once a year, then it kind of ruins it.

SPEAKER_03 40:32

The way like uh Lena the Pug does it, like she does she does a lot. She's been doing a lot lately, but the you know, she really markets them well and creates a storyline. Yeah, she does. You should do that.

SPEAKER_00 40:43

I think we'll see.

SPEAKER_03 40:45

Because when's the last time you shot a boy girl? Must be a few years ago. A while ago. Yeah. Long time ago. Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:50

Yeah. I don't know. I just feel like my audience, like, do you want that? Or do you just like me girlfriend experience?

SPEAKER_03 40:57

They might feel like you're uh cheating.

SPEAKER_01 40:58

I'm cheating on them. For real. Yeah, I know. You know? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 41:02

I don't know. You know what? I don't like when girls post on Instagram with their theme partner. What if they're promoting it? Like the way Lena does it's cool. Yeah. But like uh if I'm spitting game at a girl and we're texting and then she just posts a pic on Dredd's lap, I'm like, oh god.

SPEAKER_01 41:22

Oh, just like something.

SPEAKER_03 41:24

Yeah, I'm not we're not damning. We're not damning tonight, honey. Right.

SPEAKER_01 41:29

Well, she's gonna need a couple days off anyway, if that's the case. How do you like your dicks? You know, I'm a boyfriend dick kind of gal. My girl. I like a like solid five and a half thick dick though. I like a thick cock. Wow. I wanna see, okay. You know, I will say that I'm in a time in my life where if I'm like flirting with you, I'm gonna be like, I gotta see it. Don't waste my time. Right? Like, let me see it. I don't want to like soft or hard. Hard. I don't care if you're a grower. What the fuck do I hear? You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_03 42:02

Right.

SPEAKER_01 42:03

If you're not big, soft, what what do I care? I'm not trying to play with your soft dick anyway.

SPEAKER_03 42:07

Soft dick, you don't judge.

SPEAKER_01 42:09

No.

SPEAKER_03 42:09

Because what happens on game day is what matters.

SPEAKER_01 42:13

That's right.

SPEAKER_03 42:13

Right.

SPEAKER_01 42:14

Yeah. So I need to know what you're working with. Don't waste my time. Wait, so you make guys send pics before you hang out with them? They'll like flirt with me, right? Uh-huh. You know, and they'll I'll send them like something sexy. If I send them something sexy, then they'll send something sexy. You want dick pics? I don't, unless I'm interested in like it going to that. Interesting. Yeah. Then I'm like, let me see this thing. I thought dick pics were kind of out. They are out, but this is more of like profiling. I'm doing dick profiling.

SPEAKER_03 42:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 42:41

You know? So I need to make sure that the dick is right.

SPEAKER_03 42:43

This guy that you just showed me.

SPEAKER_01 42:45

Yeah. Don't you dare say that.

SPEAKER_03 42:47

Did you make him do the prerequisite?

SPEAKER_01 42:50

Yeah, you definitely showed me. Let me see. No, it's gone. Oh, he sent me like a disappearing one. Oh, coward.

SPEAKER_04 42:56

I know, right? Yeah, bro.

SPEAKER_01 42:59

I'm like, oh, okay, I've done this. You know how to cheat for dick pics? What with the 0.5? Yep. Yeah, this was a selfie, like in the mirror selfie. So it's a few. Ah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 43:09

Okay. You know about the 0.5? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:11

Everybody knows that.

SPEAKER_03 43:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:13

If some guy sent me a 0.5, I'd be like, stand up and put that on the counter for me.

SPEAKER_03 43:18

Oh, you would call it out.

SPEAKER_01 43:19

100%.

SPEAKER_03 43:20

Shit.

SPEAKER_01 43:20

Yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 43:22

What kind of nudes do you what's your go-to nude?

SPEAKER_01 43:25

I'm like sexy, cute nude. I'm not aggressive at all. It usually will be a- face in it? Yes, of course. Holes and face.

SPEAKER_03 43:32

Face in a nude?

SPEAKER_01 43:33

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 43:34

Makes the nude four times better.

SPEAKER_01 43:36

I'm like being cute, flashing a little dimples. Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 43:40

Like in the mirror selfie?

SPEAKER_01 43:41

Yeah, I'll do a mirror, mirror selfie. Yeah, yeah. Or like maybe like put it there and it's like titties, kind of cute. You know what I mean? Yeah. What a luxury. I know, isn't it great?

SPEAKER_03 43:55

Shit. So how long do you think you'll stay single for this time around?

unknown 43:58

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 44:00

I'm trying to stay single. I'm trying to stay single.

SPEAKER_03 44:04

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 44:04

I feel like when you try to stay single, that's when you meet all the good ones. That's when you meet everyone. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:09

That's what's going on with that.

SPEAKER_01 44:10

I'm getting so many young guys in my DMs. It's so many young guys.

SPEAKER_03 44:14

You know why? Because your content's on fire. I know. Because you're single and you're locked in.

SPEAKER_01 44:18

Yeah, I know. Yes. I do get some like older guys and stuff, like, but would you date like a 55-year-old rich? I mean, I would. Okay, this is my thing is I like I am an adrenaline junkie. I like to skydive and bass jump and like do swim with sharks. I want to like do all this kind of stuff. If you don't want to do if you're not active, you know, and playful. I think I'm gonna date her.

SPEAKER_03 44:42

Love her for it. You're everything I've ever hoped for.

SPEAKER_00 44:46

Well, you know, get in line.

SPEAKER_03 44:48

You're so good looking.

SPEAKER_00 44:49

Thank you, Ryan. You're so sweet. Great taste.

SPEAKER_03 44:53

Oh, sorry. Sorry, sorry.

SPEAKER_01 44:56

So where were we? I don't I don't know. You got lost in my green eyes. I like to do crazy shit. I like to do crazy shit, but I want a guy that's like high energy, that's fun. Right. Funny is the most important thing to me. You have to be funny. If you're not funny, like I just can't. Oh you know?

SPEAKER_03 45:12

No.

SPEAKER_01 45:12

I can't be the funny one.

SPEAKER_03 45:13

I feel like all your guys have uh been steroid drunkies.

SPEAKER_01 45:17

No, I've dated like honestly, like kind of before I was married, I had like a lot of people.

SPEAKER_03 45:21

Last two guys you showed me have been on Royds.

SPEAKER_01 45:24

Do you think? That one, maybe. That one. That one and the other one. You think that guy is too?

SPEAKER_03 45:30

The vo the ex-husband.

SPEAKER_01 45:32

Oh, oh, yeah. Psycho X. Yeah. He's not on.

SPEAKER_03 45:35

And then uh buddy from this week.

SPEAKER_01 45:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 45:37

Royd Roy Droids.

unknown 45:39

You think? Come on.

SPEAKER_01 45:40

Yeah. You know, a little testosterone doesn't hurt anyone, right?

SPEAKER_03 45:44

Are you a gym girl?

SPEAKER_01 45:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 45:46

Okay, that's fine.

SPEAKER_01 45:47

Yeah. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 45:48

What do you do? How do you work out?

SPEAKER_01 45:50

I lift.

SPEAKER_03 45:51

With like a personal trainer?

SPEAKER_01 45:52

No. I used to be a trainer, like a long time ago.

SPEAKER_03 45:54

Did you go by yourself to the gym? That's boring.

SPEAKER_01 45:57

Yep. No, I like it. I'll work out with a girlfriend or something like that.

SPEAKER_03 46:00

Like you'll rip like equinox, something like that? Yeah. Born. I can't do that.

SPEAKER_01 46:04

Yeah. I mean, I used to do MMA, so I used to do boxing and jujitsu and stuff.

SPEAKER_03 46:08

That's way more fun.

SPEAKER_01 46:09

It's way, it's way more fun. Yeah. Yeah, it is for sure.

SPEAKER_03 46:12

I can't go just lift weights. I'm too lazy.

SPEAKER_01 46:14

Well, see, I got into like lifting heavy because then you can do less. Do you know what I'm saying? Like you can get in and get a 45-minute workout, like bang it out, and you're lifting super heavy, you can do a lot less.

SPEAKER_03 46:24

Are you doing cardio?

SPEAKER_01 46:25

No, I don't do cardio.

SPEAKER_03 46:26

Oh. No.

SPEAKER_01 46:27

I like just like walk a lot. Hey, you have a nice ass, right? Yes, I do.

SPEAKER_03 46:32

And the booty is real. Really? 100%. From scratch, nothing. Yes. No uh, not even lipo. Nope. No lipo. No lipo. Nope. How about your abs? You got the fake abs? Nope. Can you spot the fake abs?

SPEAKER_01 46:46

100%. Thousand percent from a mile away. I can't stand it.

SPEAKER_03 46:49

I think it'd be hilarious if Zach got the fake abs. You should. That would be really fun. So fun. Yeah, nobody would ever see that. Is that a guy on Big Brother that did it? No.

SPEAKER_01 47:00

Wait, what?

SPEAKER_03 47:01

Let me show you this guy.

SPEAKER_01 47:02

Yeah, I need to see that. There's a guy that did it. Oh, you should see this.

SPEAKER_03 47:06

Oh God. You're gonna die.

SPEAKER_01 47:07

That is so lame.

SPEAKER_03 47:10

You should do it for the show, honestly.

SPEAKER_01 47:13

Someone should do that.

SPEAKER_03 47:14

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 47:15

Oh, you know what? Who who slid in my DMs? I didn't respond to them because I was anyway. I would have been nice and responded, but I couldn't because of my psychoacts. Poopies.

SPEAKER_02 47:23

Oh, no way. That's so funny. Poopies.

SPEAKER_03 47:31

That's that's hilarious. Right? Dude, what do you think?

SPEAKER_02 47:37

That looks like a fucking cartoon character, dude. Stop! Who told him that looked good?

SPEAKER_01 47:42

Poopies DM you? Yeah. I should respond back now that I can't. God, I'd have to look it up, but yeah. Is his handle just? Is his handle just poopies? Uh I think so. Like I have to look it up. Instagram or something? Let's look and see what Poopies said.

SPEAKER_03 48:01

People love him too, right? Yeah, no. Everyone loves Poopies. Mr. Poopies. It seems. Yeah. Yeah, you two are the faves.

SPEAKER_01 48:09

Hi, we should drive a trophy truck together, or I can teach you how to surf. Let's collaborate. Okay, that was cool. But it's cute. That was cool.

SPEAKER_03 48:18

No, it's super cute. That's why I'm like, I wanted to respond and I couldn't. Let's have Zach send a video.

SPEAKER_01 48:23

Yes, please do.

SPEAKER_04 48:24

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:26

Yeah, because honestly, I would love to go surf.

SPEAKER_03 48:30

Yo, poopies, what's up? She's totally down to go surfing with you. Oh my god. No, we're about to double team things. There we go.

SPEAKER_02 48:40

That's awesome. Popstar.

SPEAKER_03 48:43

Love Popstar. Yes. Best brand ever. I take four pills a day daily and have the biggest, strongest load. Only thing is I haven't been masturbating because I'm on Reditruthide peptide. But when it comes out, I'm gonna be fucking.

SPEAKER_01 49:00

Yeah, Spider-Man with that?

SPEAKER_03 49:01

Yeah. Does it make it taste different?

SPEAKER_01 49:04

Does it give it a flavor?

SPEAKER_03 49:05

Pineapple.

SPEAKER_01 49:06

Shut up.

SPEAKER_03 49:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:07

Really? After two months of consistency.

SPEAKER_03 49:10

I've been on for three.

unknown 49:11

Nice.

SPEAKER_03 49:12

So um if ever you want to check it out.

SPEAKER_01 49:14

Have some fruit. A little taste. A little taste test.

SPEAKER_03 49:16

You swallow, you'd like to swallow cum?

SPEAKER_01 49:18

Yeah, if the guy likes it.

SPEAKER_03 49:20

Yeah, the guy.

SPEAKER_01 49:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 49:21

I feel like the guy likes it.

SPEAKER_01 49:22

Well, I also feel like sometimes they like to like see it, you know, and then a little smearing of it and stuff.

SPEAKER_03 49:29

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 49:29

You know?

SPEAKER_03 49:30

So hot. So hot. Pop pops. Uh-huh. Okay. Ah, your your wildest cum shot experience. Any good cum shot stories?

SPEAKER_00 49:37

Oh gosh. So many to count. You're so good looking.

SPEAKER_01 49:41

Umestly, like some of my favorite cum shots would be face shots. Like, like I said, we were talking about the blowjob and the looking up and just like, ah, like I want a little bit on my face, like here down, don't fucking get my eyes. You know what I mean? But a little mouth. You'll do facials with your man? Yeah, but only, you know, I need good aim. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. A little catch-it. Yeah. Yeah, like that. Little titty stuff, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? With that salt shaker. Yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04 50:12

Lover.

SPEAKER_01 50:13

Yeah. Lover's. You know what I hate is pulling out on the stomach. I'm like, what a disappointment. Awful. What a disappointment. What is this? Amateur hour?

SPEAKER_03 50:23

Yo, that is the worst way to end it.

SPEAKER_01 50:24

It's the worst.

SPEAKER_03 50:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:26

It does nothing for me. I don't mind the booty cheek. I don't mind it either. Yeah. It's better than the stomach. The stomach is just seems so like yes, yes. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want that. It's pathetic. It's pathetic. You're fucking pathetic.

SPEAKER_02 50:44

Yeah, you don't even mean it's a good thing. Disgusting. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. You know what move I do? What do you do, Ryan?

SPEAKER_03 50:50

I do from behind. Okay. If I'm if I have to pull out, okay. Uh-huh. And I say, I say, babe.

SPEAKER_01 50:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 50:57

I'm not gonna do anal with you. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 51:00

But I'm gonna Oh, a little smidge in the butthole. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 51:03

And you come in her ass. Yes. Cool. That's a cool one.

SPEAKER_01 51:06

That's a good one. That one's good. That's like magic, you know?

SPEAKER_03 51:09

Yeah. It's gone. Right.

SPEAKER_01 51:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 51:11

And then she goes and has to sit in the toilet and it just leaks out.

SPEAKER_01 51:15

Yeah. You're like, how'd you like that David Blaine in your asshole?

SPEAKER_03 51:18

Yeah, right. Yeah. That's a cool move. That's a cool move. I like it. And I say, I say, spread it, spread it open.

SPEAKER_01 51:23

Oh, okay. Spread it open. Yeah, you spit on it.

SPEAKER_03 51:25

Yeah. Yeah. Or have lube and then I get your thumb in there. Yes. Yeah. Warm it up with the thumb. You get a prime item. And then you just stick the tip a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 51:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 51:33

That's an awesome move.

SPEAKER_01 51:34

Yeah. And then that door shuts and I'm like, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_03 51:37

You know, if you're not going to do the cream pie. Because cream pies are awesome. Cream pies are top tier. Are you buy enough to have a threesome with a chick?

SPEAKER_01 51:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 51:46

With your boyfriend or husband? Yes, but it would have to be prompted by me. Yes, of course.

SPEAKER_01 51:51

He can't be like, I want a threesome. I'd be like, well, you can fucking hit the curb.

SPEAKER_03 51:55

The rules of a threesome is the wife picks the girl. It's a lesbian thing. Yeah. And then the guy just kind of looks for holes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It can't be I'm the man sharing. Totally. Big difference.

SPEAKER_01 52:10

That's yeah.

SPEAKER_03 52:11

And then also it just could never be two dudes, respectfully.

SPEAKER_01 52:14

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_03 52:15

Come on. No. Like, that's not even me being uh uh uh what's the word? Sexist or or yeah or mana, what's the word? I don't know, looking for any of those words.

SPEAKER_01 52:26

I'm not even any of those big words.

SPEAKER_03 52:28

Like you just can't have another dude fucking your girl.

SPEAKER_01 52:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 52:32

You know why? I had I did it, I did it once you did with my friend Matt. She said, for my birthday, I would love to get fucked by one of you and your friends. And I didn't really care about this girl. We were just like summer fling.

SPEAKER_01 52:45

So I said, Oh, okay, so casual data.

SPEAKER_03 52:47

Yeah, it was like COVID summer fling. Okay. I was like, all right, cool. And you know, I was fucking her and she was giving him head.

SPEAKER_01 52:54

And she uh Oh, Eiffel Tower.

SPEAKER_03 52:55

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Right? And she went, uh, uh, uh. And then we switch. Uh-huh. And then he's fucking her and she's giving me head. Uh-huh. And she couldn't even give me head because she was going, oh, oh, oh.

SPEAKER_04 53:10

I was like, bitch. This is a real story. Yeah, it's around my life.

SPEAKER_02 53:17

I had to be like, hey, hey, stop.

SPEAKER_03 53:21

He goes, bro, I'm not even giving her my best work.

SPEAKER_01 53:23

Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. He says he's fucking her and he's like, bro, I'm not giving her. He's like, I'm not even trying.

SPEAKER_03 53:29

Oh my god. And she's going, I'm like, you're supposed to give me a blowjob. She goes, I'm not. Dick is so fire. Okay, that's enough. She's in this dick is so. Yes. So I will never do a two-doo threesome. You know what? I would do it. I would, you gotta size up. You gotta have the bigger dick if you're gonna do it.

SPEAKER_01 53:48

That's a good point. Yeah. That way you're the one getting all the praise. Yeah, right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 53:52

Yeah, because what a bitch-ass bitch you are.

SPEAKER_01 53:56

The fact that the girl said this dick is so fire.

SPEAKER_03 54:00

Yeah, she said the I quote, so fire. She said.

SPEAKER_01 54:04

Did you just leave?

SPEAKER_03 54:06

At that point, you know what? We went on a couple more dates. You went war? Yeah, and I would look at her at dinner and be like, you. Why would you even continue that? You just like Because she was not a towner. Uh-huh. And she was like staying with me for the week. So Oh, okay. All right. Well. I could not wait for her fucking flight home Sunday. I'll tell you that.

SPEAKER_01 54:25

Oh my God.

SPEAKER_03 54:26

Yeah. So no, no two dude threesomes. Alright, that makes sense.

SPEAKER_01 54:30

To like know what the guy's O face is, too. So that's why I like being on the bottom so I can see like what do we what do we got here?

SPEAKER_03 54:37

What kind of O face uh do you like?

SPEAKER_01 54:39

I like I like an O face. I don't want a guy that's just like, I'm not sure if you came. Like I kind of think I felt it, but like there's too shy. Yeah, like too shy. Like, I need I need to know like you're really enjoying it. And a little bit of like, uh, uh give me one of those, right?

SPEAKER_03 54:55

Right.

SPEAKER_01 54:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 54:56

Okay. Yeah. I go, I think I go uh nice. I've been saying that I've been saying the same thing, I think, my my whole life. Yeah, what is it?

SPEAKER_01 55:04

Oh, oh, fuck. Yeah, okay, that's pretty common. That's my comment. That's good. Yeah. Yeah. Can I tell you something? Tell me something, Ryan.

SPEAKER_03 55:13

After sex, every time I've ever had sex 34 years on Earth, I have no clue what to say.

SPEAKER_01 55:22

Really? Mr. Talkative has nothing to say?

SPEAKER_03 55:26

I am fucking frozen. You're empty. I choke. Sex is over, you roll over, and I go, What do I say? What the fuck?

SPEAKER_01 55:35

You don't say anything. That's the thing. You sit there in all your glory.

SPEAKER_03 55:40

If it was good. It's kind of awkward, low-key.

SPEAKER_01 55:43

I feel like you just sit there and like lay with the person if you like them. And you just like that's it.

SPEAKER_03 55:48

If you're dating, you cuddle, and you it's really cool to have like a cigarette, maybe. Yeah, that is actually cool. You know?

SPEAKER_01 55:57

But if it's a one-night stand case. No, I've never even had a one-night stand.

SPEAKER_03 56:01

Oh, dude. What the fuck? Oh, that's weird. Do you say?

SPEAKER_01 56:05

Yeah, what do you say?

SPEAKER_03 56:07

So I I I have three lines I work with. Get the fuck out. Yeah, Uber's on the way. No, I say, uh, I say feel like a new man.

SPEAKER_01 56:20

Oh, okay. So it's kind of nice like you're giving him a compliment.

SPEAKER_03 56:24

Yeah. And then and then I go, I go, hey. Great game.

SPEAKER_01 56:30

Great game. It's good, right? What did the girls say? Like, did they okay? Because I I've seriously have never had one since.

SPEAKER_03 56:39

They text their friends. He just said great game. He's so cringe.

SPEAKER_01 56:41

Oh my god. So do they know, do they know it's a one-night stand?

SPEAKER_03 56:46

I mean, yeah, I just fucking met them at Barney's.

SPEAKER_01 56:48

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_03 56:49

Oh my god. You know?

SPEAKER_00 56:52

Wow.

SPEAKER_03 56:52

But since the Redda, no, I haven't had one one night stand.

SPEAKER_00 56:55

That's good. Maybe stay on it.

SPEAKER_03 56:58

Stay on. I think he fucked up a random girl over.

SPEAKER_00 57:00

Wait, so you have a date tonight though?

SPEAKER_03 57:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 57:03

How's that gonna go for you?

SPEAKER_01 57:05

Are you taking it slow?

SPEAKER_03 57:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 57:08

Yeah. Just first base stuff, maybe some hand things.

SPEAKER_03 57:11

I don't even think we'll get there.

SPEAKER_01 57:13

Really?

SPEAKER_03 57:14

We've had sleepovers. Uh-huh. And she's like, ooh, I don't like to be touched some. Maybe we just stay on our own science.

SPEAKER_00 57:22

Oh. Wait, what?

SPEAKER_03 57:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 57:25

I don't know about this, Ryan.

SPEAKER_03 57:26

I don't know. She's so hot though.

SPEAKER_00 57:29

She's super cute. You sent me her stuff. She's very cute.

SPEAKER_03 57:33

And she's nice.

SPEAKER_00 57:34

Is she?

SPEAKER_03 57:35

You know what though? Tell me if you would be offended, okay? Okay. I'm a guy. Uh-huh. I'm busy. Uh-huh. Okay. And we I I took her to Vodaspa on Friday last week.

SPEAKER_01 57:48

Love that you did that.

SPEAKER_03 57:49

Yeah. Great date. And thank you. And she says, can I drop my uh overnight? The plan was to have a sleepover after. Okay. Watch a scary movie after. I love that. So she's like, Can I bring my overnight bag, drop it off before we get to the spa? Yeah. She comes up, yo. For two hours before she came over, I cleaned as much as I could. Uh-huh. And I did my best.

SPEAKER_00 58:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 58:11

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 58:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 58:12

Fresh sheets, first of all, which was, I think, thoughtful. And you know, I even cleaned the inside of the toilets.

SPEAKER_00 58:19

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03 58:20

I really did my thing. And then she goes, Have you ever thought about getting a roomba? That's all she said. And that broke you. Yeah. I said, why why do you mention a roomba? Yeah. What the fuck is what's your deal with roombas? And she goes, Your floors are disgusting.

SPEAKER_01 58:42

Well, are they? Not really. Well, are they?

SPEAKER_03 58:46

Let's how often you're supposed to mop your own floors?

SPEAKER_01 58:49

It depends on how much like traffic you got on those things. You know? I vacuum my floors probably every other day. Really? Yeah. And I have a maid that comes once a week and I still do that. Yeah. So that's why she said you need a Roomba.

SPEAKER_03 59:06

She said, she said every day she washes her floors. I'm not washing my floors anymore.

SPEAKER_01 59:10

Is she like Russian or something? She's like Eastern European? German, I would say.

SPEAKER_03 59:15

Okay, my friends, that is uh that's way over our time. Is it? Oh. That went by quit. I know.