2 GOTH BADDIES TAKE OVER PILLOW TALK 🖤

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On all fours, painted like a cow with cow ears on. Painted like a cow in the grass.

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Right.

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And um, I got a little milk pail.

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Okay.

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Pillow Time! I can't sing, but welcome to the show, babies. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast. This is Pillow Talk. I'm your host, Ryan Pownell, the number one adult show in the world. Look at these beautiful babies, AVNs, back-to-back winners. We're gonna go three-peat Michael Jordan shift baby 1998. Girls, big episode today. Yes, yes, today is our goth episode. Goth is popping off right now. Everyone's loving the goth. I'm I'm digging the shit.

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Are you loving the goth?

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I'm into the goth. This is exciting stuff, girls.

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Great.

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So first let's introduce our guests. First time on the show for both. Happy to have you both on at the same time. Yes, yes, it's a good thing. It's a gothic gothic little day. I should have dressed gothy.

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Yeah, you should have. Where's your eyeliner, man? Yeah, come on. Get into character. Is that hot?

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You like the dude's the eyeliner?

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Um in middle school. Yeah. I like a little bit of eyeliner. I like a little I like it if it's like piratey. You know what? I don't know how you guys put it on.

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Johnny Depp. Yes. It kills, it feels like it's going in my eyeball. It is.

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Yeah, it is.

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It's going into torture. Anyways, okay. We love the torture. Introduce him first. This is Celeste X.

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Hi. I'll clap for myself. Where are you from? I hail from uh I'm from Portland originally, but um I hail from Florida currently.

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Florida where?

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Uh Tampa.

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Tampa on. So many bodies coming from Tampa.

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Yeah, I guess so. I just I guess I never meet them. I'm in I'm inside cat.

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So are you is that part of the goth life? I guess so.

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I feel like a lot of people are pretty introverted on a more introverted scale. Got it. Yeah.

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Okay. And then over here, this one here, popping off. Beautiful, sweetheart, angel. So nice, so sweet. Love this girl.

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She's baby goth! Yes, baby goth.

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Had to be here. So you girls are are what? The two biggest baddie goth girls in the game?

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I'd say so.

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Yeah, right?

SPEAKER_01 2:12

Yeah.

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Y'all really took over this shit.

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Oh yeah. Yeah, we're doing our thing.

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So this friendship is forming.

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Yes.

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Good. It's good that you're not going against each other.

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No, never competition. No beef.

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Okay. I hope there's not going to be a fallout.

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Oh, absolutely not. Could there be? No, we're both sweeties.

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So we look hard, but pleasers. Wear.

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Okay, but isn't the goth life kind of like you're like this a little bit?

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Well, to the end, to like men and nor you know, normie. But you're sweetie.

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You're sweetie to your own kind.

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Yes. And suppose. Yeah, it depends. Right now, there's a huge thing in the goth, you know, environment that um everyone's choosing, picking and choosing who's goth and who's not. Yeah. You know, so like a lot of people like to call people as posers, especially if they are in sex work. There's a big thing. The goth community does not like sex workers. But the goth community is really based off like, you know, sex work, like BDSM, LD Ira, like it's very like so wait.

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Are you guys a little outcasted? Yes. I'd say so. Really?

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Because we're a little bit more uh sexual presenting. Yes.

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Oh, to me, it's like you guys are like the leaders. That's how that's how I love it.

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We we like to be like that. Yeah. Lead the way. Okay.

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So you guys went to like warp tour and shit?

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Oh, yeah.

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You had to.

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It's it's part of your it's like a Jewish person does Hanukkah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

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I love that warp tour going up.

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I also And so at the warp tour, were you guys like celebrities as fuck?

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Yeah, I run into a lot of fans and they're always so nice and polite. Um most of them just like want a picture or get a little stepped on, and I've never afraid or shot. Stepped on.

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Spin the mouth, spin the drink. That's what people want from you girls. Yeah. Sometimes they expect it. They yearn for our saliva.

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Okay, look, I I gotta just be honest. I have a whole Spitphobia thing, okay? Spitphobia? It disgusts me. Yeah. Because back We'll try to keep it over here. Please. Because back in the good old day in college, someone horked I can't even tell the story.

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Horked a loogie. The Lugies, I can't do. That's not true.

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And then we're playing a drinking game and I chugged it, and ever since, my life has been fucking ruined.

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That's I I hate the idea of it.

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So now anytime people fuck around with spit, it just reminds me of that uh worst day of my life. So no spit place. But do you guys feel like when you have sex, people have such expectations of you know doing crazy shit?

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Dominated a lot of the time, which I that's kind of my thing though. So you're dominated by the biggest. I love dominated. You're more of a shit. Like this. Yeah.

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Who the fuck wants to get dominated?

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Well, I'm a switch, but sometimes it's fun to like, especially guys who are very much in power or used to being alpha to dominate them and kind of like, you know, where in their normal life they're always making decisions, but instead you're making their decisions. You're making them your bitch, you know. And a lot of guys are into that because they're tired of, you know, I tell you, that makes sense.

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I don't know. I've heard that a thousand times. Yeah. How crazy does it get?

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Um, well, it it depends on what crazy is to you.

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Like, um So okay, so I tell you uh I've heard CEOs, they're big on it.

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Yes, politicians, um Nerdy guys, a lot of nerdy guys. Yeah, nerdy tech guys, right?

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Yeah, yeah. And and like not pro-athletes though, right?

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I've had a lot of pro athletes. Oh yeah. I would say it doesn't really stop anywhere.

SPEAKER_03 5:39

Oh, really? I feel like anyone just powerful. Oh, oh, rappers.

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Maybe because there's an ego thing too.

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You know what? Rappers are more into transgenders.

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I've heard that. Yes, they like to get cough really quick. Yeah.

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They like to get fucked in the ass.

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I've heard that. I've heard as well. They like their ass eaten. Yeah.

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Right. I've heard that.

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They're really into that, yeah.

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Yeah. And so, so tell us some stories.

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Okay. I got a story that I literally just told them this morning. So, okay. Me and my friend, um, we used to dominate a lot of men. And so my first time actually like doing a in-person, like degrading domination, um, she didn't really tell me who it was. She just was like, Oh, this guy's pulling up, he's like my regular. So I was like, Okay, he comes in. I expect a complete chud, right? Like a like a fap in the basement, like nasty, you know? And this guy pulls up and he looks like Adam Levine.

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Oh wow.

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Like he's gorgeous, he has veneers perfect, like tattoos, like he's like a 10 out of 10.

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Okay.

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And so I'm like, what the fuck? How am I supposed to degrade this man? Anyways, the show goes on. We ended up like we like to be beat up.

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The more sh piece of shit they look like, the easier it is. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly.

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I'm like, yeah, you fucking ugly bitch. Yeah, right, right.

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Right, right. Yeah, so you don't want to step on Brad Pitt's ballsack.

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No, yeah, you're just like a little bit like, damn, like, you're really hot. You're really hot. So, um, anyways, so this guy, he we started kicking him around, we like shoved him on the ground, and he's butt naked. And I go, and I'm like, what is what is that on his butthole? Oh. And I thought it was toilet paper. I was like, is that toilet paper? No, it was just like white cream stuff coming out of his butt. I don't know if that's a male thing.

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Shit.

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Um but no room five got down. Yeah, yeah, right. And so after that, we're like laughing at him stuff. He loves it. He's eating it up. Um, she pisses in the toilet. We dunk his head like bully, dunking style. He's all like a losing. Loves it, loves it. And then after that, um, he was like, Can you shit in the toilet? We're like, no, we're not shit in the top. In the toilet. He wanted to eat the shit, like literally. And so we're like, no. And um we draw the line. Yeah, we we draw the line there. And so we went to the kitchen. He wanted you to shit in the toilet. Yes.

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So that he could swirly his face in it.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. And he wanted to pay you to do that to him.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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And he's a stud. Yeah.

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He's a high. Yeah. Yeah, no, literally. What's going on? Mommy issues. It's mommy. Mommy, let's be real. Like it's some mommy issues, or maybe a lot of people are still used to being so used to being perfect that they want to be degraded.

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It's something so like, you know, the opposite. They're always used to being told they're hot. It's always nice of them or kissing their ass. Yes. And so, uh, anyways, for the final act, we go to the kitchen and um we grab a cookie and he comes on it. Oh, that's fun.

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Oh.

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And we call him now. His nickname is cum cookie. So if anyone wants to be a future cum cookie, let us know.

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Oh my god.

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Let us know. Taking applications.

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You know, back in Canada when we would have sleepovers, there was this infamous game. Is this an American thing? I don't know if you know because you're growing. It's a great game.

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Ever last. Yes.

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Eat it. Yeah, right. Yeah, man. Yeah, the so the last point. No, I I I uh I was chickened out.

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Okay, okay. He's all yeah, no, no.

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I was scared that the other guys would have bigger dick. It was a big dick thing.

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No, it wasn't. It wasn't even the comedy eating it. You wouldn't even give up.

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It was an insecurity of what if these dudes are talking. That that was my fear.

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You were you were scared you were gonna get sized up.

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I was a little scared. What if I'm not first and then they think I'm gay? I had a lot of fears.

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Dang.

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So I never had to eat the cum cookie, but I watched a man eat it.

SPEAKER_01 10:29

Oh man. Did he enjoy it?

SPEAKER_03 10:31

Yeah, he was like one of the fatter guys we were friends with, and he was like, Oh my god. Tastes good, boys. And we're like, you're weird forever. We're never hanging out with you. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Tastes good, boys. It's all fansly? Love fancy.

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SPEAKER_03 10:53

There's a for you page, it's super cool.

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Yeah, there's reels for it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like except it's like multiple. It's chopped people fucking, though. Yeah, well of course there's no rules. But I bet you love that. It's just gonna kill. You're crazy, bro. Chopped people fucking.

SPEAKER_03 11:10

Okay, this is the fun one. It's uh your strangest custom requests. I feel like you asked.

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Oh my god.

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Yeah.

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Well, I get like a lot of like so I get a lot of religious boys that have like I don't know, they want me to which I don't anymore. Like back when back in the day I would, but like now I don't. They want me to like uh like renounce or whatever God and shit, like be like very satanic, and they want me to like be like, you're you're a fucking sinner, like you're you know, and I also get a lot of fart requests, like they want me to fart in the camera, which is like more normal.

SPEAKER_03 11:50

Where's that correlation? No, I know, it's just one or the other, it's just like I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 11:55

Yeah, and um I guess like requests. I used to have a lot of cucks. I used to have so many cucks. You like the cucks? I love the cucks.

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Can you describe to me what the standard cuck looks like? Well are they more Peter Griffin looking or like Mark Zuckerberg looking? Mark Zuckerberg. Mark. Okay, got it. Mark for sure.

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Okay, yeah, yeah. Um they're cool. I like the cucks. I love cucks, honestly. I love a man that can watch and appreciate. Yeah. You know? Right. Like an art show.

SPEAKER_03 12:29

I've dealt with uh a cuck once where I had to have the dude in the room.

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How was that? Yeah, I didn't like it at all. You were there just fapping in the corner, like looking at you only.

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Taking Polaroid pictures.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_03 12:42

Yeah. It was weird.

SPEAKER_02 12:43

Did you get paid for it?

SPEAKER_03 12:44

He didn't jerk off.

SPEAKER_01 12:44

Did you get paid for it though?

SPEAKER_03 12:46

No, but he it was uh it was in Cancun, and he's like, you can do my wife, but I have to watch.

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And I'm gonna have footage of it. And I got pulled to take the show.

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No, he he was like, uh, we'll go through the pictures after and we can decide who keeps what.

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Oh, that's sweet of me. That's kind of like that's really sweet. Yeah.

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But I didn't like it.

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No, not for you. Did you get soft at all? Like it was.

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And then they'd have to rejuvenate. Oh, I have a good heart. I felt bad. Fucking. Part of me wanted to be like, let me fucking blow her back out.

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Yeah.

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And the other part was like, Oh, I'm fucking blowing her back out. Just go slow because these poor idiots watching, you know.

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No, he loves it.

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And then he got a fucking got all up close to me and shit.

SPEAKER_01 13:25

Oh, he was getting like the whole area. Yeah, I have boundaries here, fucking cupcake. Yeah. Okay. How about you?

SPEAKER_03 13:31

Strangest custom request.

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Um, I don't get like a ton of super crazy ones. Someone asked me to do something uh like play like I was a dog and like put like a dog toy up my pussy, and then which I don't do, but I did get that request. And then someone, you know, someone asked me, not crazy, but like to like wear my socks all day and like run around and then make it really sweaty and then like get the sweat and put it in like something to send to them. Wow. Like they wanted my socks wet.

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Unbelievable. And then what do you like? What do you what do you think he's doing with that?

SPEAKER_01 14:05

I don't know. Maybe it's lube. Lube in with the socks.

SPEAKER_03 14:09

Oh, like he's jerking off with it?

SPEAKER_01 14:10

Yeah, maybe, because he wanted pictures of like me and the socks, like just my feet too. The like not, I think. Not he's smelling it. He's smelling it. You're smelling it, you're licking it. Are you licking it? Maybe it's like a little tincture for him throughout the day.

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You know, I wonder all the time, is it is it people that I know that are low-key freaks ordering the shit? Or is it just like such weirdos that I wouldn't even know they exist? Such weirdos you wouldn't know they exist. Good to know. Yeah. Because I wonder a lot. You know, sometimes I'm at like a birthday dinner and I'm like, which one of you?

SPEAKER_02 14:39

Well, there's definitely some freaks. Yeah, there's some undercover freaks everywhere. Definitely some freaks.

SPEAKER_03 14:46

So hey, uh the the two guys that pulled up here, are they public or private?

SPEAKER_02 14:53

Public. Um my manager?

SPEAKER_03 14:58

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, my manager. Got it. Yeah. Okay, got it. Gosh. Okay, you you publicize it. Yeah. Do you do you find that hurts your your money a little?

SPEAKER_01 15:09

I don't think so. Because I mean, we don't, I mean, we'll do like skits together and like stuff, but it's not so much that it's like we're pushing it romantically.

SPEAKER_03 15:17

And he puts it down on camera, right?

SPEAKER_01 15:19

I mean, n one time a long time ago, but I don't we don't really do that anymore. Oh, really?

SPEAKER_03 15:24

I thought you were doing like porn.

SPEAKER_01 15:26

No, well, I do like um solos. Like titty, titty out, twerking, like nude.

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You you're you have nice boobs.

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Thank you very much. Dr. Miami, shout out Dr. Miami.

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You know what? I thought they were real.

SPEAKER_01 15:38

Oh, thank you. Yeah, he did a great job. Dr. Miami, nice work, bro.

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And now what if what about you? What do you got going on over there?

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Like with my tits. Yeah. Or the bodies. Walk me through the the bodies. Like if I've gotten anything done. Yeah. Um, I've had a fat transfer from like I've had Lipo 360 fat transfer. That's the best one I find. To my hips, but it didn't stay. Because uh, one thing you don't know about like BBLs and stuff, it takes like three rounds for it to actually stay because it has to stretch the skin. Okay, majority of the fat dies. It's really technical.

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I was thinking about getting a BBL. That makes me. Your booty's natural? Yes. It's fire. Thank you.

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She's hot.

SPEAKER_02 16:17

Yeah, she is hot.

SPEAKER_03 16:18

You're hot too.

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I'm like, thanks, man.

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SPEAKER_02 16:49

Um, it's like teeth bonding. So, like when you know you like break a tooth, um, you can like get filler on it with the teeth bonding and then it dries, and then they shape it. So it's like that.

SPEAKER_03 16:58

What are the pros and cons of having fangs?

SPEAKER_02 17:01

Um, the pros of having fangs is uh you look hot, you look really sexy, you're super, you feel fucking sexy. You're a badass. Yeah, you get you get a lot of compliments, it really feeds the ego. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh cons, I would say I wouldn't even because a lot of people think that like you you'd like bite the dick while like sucking it.

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That's what I was thinking, yes.

SPEAKER_02 17:21

You gotta be a gummy mummy. Okay. You gotta be a gummy mummy, you know, you gotta like it. But what if not?

SPEAKER_03 17:28

I like to get all a lot of girthmaster, for example.

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Yes.

SPEAKER_03 17:31

I think he's too girthy for your hands. Yeah, that's I I don't I don't think he could fit in that.

SPEAKER_02 17:37

I don't know, man.

SPEAKER_03 17:38

I don't know, man. Well, I don't know. Do you have a technique for like if you had a girthmaster? Because what's the plan?

SPEAKER_02 17:45

You just gotta open up super fast. Let them like throw fuck you. Like that's a lot of the time. Like you have to like oh, that's a lot of work. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 17:53

That sounds exhausting.

SPEAKER_02 17:55

Yeah. I mean, you know, it's a hard work, is what gets it done. Beauty is also paying.

SPEAKER_03 18:00

True not. Yeah, I think that's fun. For one way. The greatest gambling site in the world.

SPEAKER_02 18:07

Oh I love gambling.

SPEAKER_03 18:09

Here we go. Okay. Uh you girls get to spin the wheel and then you gotta do whatever it says.

SPEAKER_01 18:17

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 18:17

Who wants to go first?

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Baby God.

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Love your name, by the way. Thank you. Great.

SPEAKER_01 18:23

Yeah, I love contrast. Like dark everything. How do I spin it? What is it?

SPEAKER_03 18:32

Is that gonna be a good one?

SPEAKER_01 18:33

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 18:38

The best one is the deleted photos one.

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Oh, it's just someone's cash out.

SPEAKER_02 18:48

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 18:50

And then I mean the second one is like a DM from Ink Vandals because I wanted to shoot. Cause I always forget when people DM me. Okay, boring.

SPEAKER_02 19:00

So good. I just it's a woman. Alejandra. Proof. Proof nothing. Proof.

SPEAKER_03 19:08

Respect. She did it. Okay. Now for who was that too?

SPEAKER_02 19:12

Um, who's a random follower?

SPEAKER_03 19:14

And then how did you girls uh become gothy? Did it just kind of fall like how what happens?

SPEAKER_02 19:19

Well, growing up, I was a trauma. I really looked at the trauma too.

SPEAKER_04 19:24

Right.

SPEAKER_02 19:25

Um growing up, I really looked up to like my sister and stuff, and she was always very goth. And so like I kind of fell into her footsteps, and she inspired me with a lot of artists. And um, yeah, and then I ended up like when I got older, like 18, I started getting heavily tattooed, and then um started like my body mods, like my teeth and stuff. Thought about getting like my tongue split, but I don't think I can handle the That's a crazy one. I know literally the tongue split so far. It's so cool. I already have a lisp.

SPEAKER_01 19:59

I feel like I would talk crazy with the tongue.

SPEAKER_02 20:03

It does give you more of a lisp, so yeah. But yeah, what about you, baby?

SPEAKER_01 20:09

I don't know. I feel like uh, yeah, like I said, childhood trauma, you know, like daddy issues 100%. Um grew up around, you know, traveling a lot. Like I was very like lonely and by myself, which is why I turned to music and stuff, like to express, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:24

Okay, what genre are you?

SPEAKER_01 20:26

Well, I used to be like super SoundCloud. Like I was I had my time like uh like maybe six years ago. I've been stuck in really bad contracts, but I was doing stuff like Yeah, because you sell the major label. Yeah, I was with Republic, I was doing songs with like Wiz Khalifa, Chippy Red, Zan, stuff like that, uh Slim Jimmy, and then I did like a song for the Birds Prey movie. So it was it was really cool, but then I just had a really bad contract with some like really shitty men.

SPEAKER_03 20:47

So dude, why does everyone say that the label fuck them?

SPEAKER_01 20:51

Yeah, well Republic was cool. It was my production company and like and a bunch of other like people along the way, like managers, a bunch of people stole from me or like would like uh like fight with the person I'm signed with, like management to label, and then they would like shelf me because they didn't like my management, and like just a lot of bullshit.

SPEAKER_03 21:08

Yo, I've heard the music industry just horror stories.

SPEAKER_01 21:11

It's yeah, lots of horror and the music.

SPEAKER_03 21:14

What's going on over there?

SPEAKER_01 21:15

I don't know. I don't know a piece of pieces of shit, right? Yeah, it's just like a lot of a lot of theft, a lot of manipulation, a lot of like people just like taking a lot of money, your money, like we were talking about it's like that in the OnlyFans industry, too.

SPEAKER_02 21:25

Yeah, the OF industry is very much like that. Oh yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:29

You mean like uh management?

SPEAKER_02 21:31

Yeah, they uh it's really hard. It's like dating. Like I told her, like it's like dating. You gotta like go to multiple of them. Some of them are like telling you all sweet talking you and then don't show nothing. Love bombing. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:43

They really be love bombing. Yeah, they do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're gonna have you walking fashion a week tomorrow, blah blah blah.

SPEAKER_01 21:50

Oh yeah, just to get you to sign or something.

SPEAKER_03 21:52

They do with the music too. And then they dangle the carrot of that one famous girl they signed nine years ago.

SPEAKER_02 21:58

Yeah, literally. We can't dispel the Thorn. We did that. No, you don't.

SPEAKER_03 22:02

No, you don't. Yeah, it'd be like that. So so now you have your own teams, I hope. Yeah. That's the way.

SPEAKER_01 22:08

Yeah. Boutique it.

SPEAKER_03 22:09

Boutique that shit. Definitely.

SPEAKER_01 22:11

And as far as my music, I'm like, I'm still stuck in a bad contract, but I'm getting out of it, and I have like a whole new album. So I'm just like, Oh, yeah, you're working on some tunes? Yeah, yeah. It's like super pop.

SPEAKER_03 22:19

Like pop alternative. This might this might be a crazy ask, but I would love if you sang for us or something like that.

SPEAKER_01 22:25

Okay. Would you do it? I'll do it. Let me see. I haven't warmed up today, so let me just do like a little. Oh, cool. Okay, let me see. I like to sing uh like Disney songs. Let me see. Let me do it. Really Disney songs. Let me do every not like a hobby, but I love everybody wants to be a cat, so maybe I'll do that one. What? It's always on the top of my head.

SPEAKER_03 22:46

Alright. I'm assuming from the cats movie.

SPEAKER_01 22:49

Yeah, Arista Cats.

SPEAKER_03 22:50

Okay. Oh, classic. Yeah. We are Siamese if you please. Banger.

SPEAKER_01 22:56

Mm-hmm. Or if you don't know. Oh no, that's that's the lady in the tramp. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 23:01

Yeah, fuck.

SPEAKER_03 23:02

My bad.

SPEAKER_01 23:02

Hey, I would school y'all in Disney Trivia. Yeah, you would. You got me there. You got me there. Wait, let me take a little.

SPEAKER_03 23:11

This is exciting. I know. You're the in five years, you're only the second guest to ever sing on the show.

SPEAKER_01 23:16

Oh, really? I'm honored.

SPEAKER_03 23:18

You might know the first one. Her name is Big Clit.

SPEAKER_01 23:20

Oh yeah. Big Clit. Yeah. Love that girl. Yeah. She's wild. She's a lot of fun.

SPEAKER_03 23:26

Lion on your dick!

SPEAKER_01 23:27

Lion on your dick. Uh-huh. Yeah. She's hype. She's hype. We just spent she was over at my house for 4th of July, actually.

SPEAKER_03 23:33

She's fantastic.

SPEAKER_01 23:35

Okay, ready? Oh god, squeak.

SPEAKER_03 23:37

That's fun. Do you want background tunes or you're good?

SPEAKER_01 23:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 23:41

Okay, we're just gonna roll the bella.

SPEAKER_00 23:43

All right. Everybody wants to be a cat because the cat's the only cat who knows where it's at. Everybody's picking up on that V lime beat. Cause everything else is obsolete.

SPEAKER_03 24:03

Unbelievable. You are good. Oh, fuck yeah, dude. You know, I thought you were gonna sing like, you know, Lent Biscuit or some shit.

SPEAKER_01 24:13

Oh, sick. Yeah. No, see, I'm a call dice. I'll surprise you. You're fucking right. That's my favorite horror and Disney.

SPEAKER_03 24:20

Wow. Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_01 24:21

I love scary movies.

SPEAKER_03 24:22

Gore. You know, I just read an article about girls that watch horror and then just peaceful, you know, go to the city. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:30

Fall asleep to the crime.

SPEAKER_03 24:32

That there's something, you know, respectfully wrong. A little fucking wrong with your brain.

SPEAKER_01 24:37

I can agree. There's no wrong with my brain.

SPEAKER_03 24:39

You know, someone stabbing his wife to death puts you in a little bit. Everyone has their vice.

SPEAKER_02 24:44

Everyone has their vice.

SPEAKER_03 24:45

Like I watched that and I'm like, Jesus fucking Christ. He used an ice pick to kill her, and y'all are just like, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Respectfully, I just think, you know.

SPEAKER_02 24:56

It's our white noise.

SPEAKER_01 24:57

Yep. Like I said, I grew up with daddy issues, and my dad would have like open heart surgery on the TV while we were having dinner, and like we only connected through like watching scary movies. Like we would go see the Saw movie together. That's the only time we ever spent time together. So like it embedded horror into my brain. Like I'm like, Daddy, love me. I love horror too. Oh my god. No, it's like my whole thing.

SPEAKER_03 25:18

Shit, dude. And you have the daddy issues too?

SPEAKER_02 25:21

Yeah, I got like an Epstein type of dad. So, yeah. Lucky, lucky, lucky D. Wait for real. Yeah. Epstein's a dad. Yeah, I have a horrible father. Oh my god. Yeah, he's he's uh into something. Is he locked up? No, he's a free man, free agent.

SPEAKER_03 25:38

We gotta get that guy in lock and I know.

SPEAKER_02 25:41

I know, get the Jimmies out.

SPEAKER_03 25:43

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02 25:44

No Jimmies.

SPEAKER_03 25:45

Fuck, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02 25:46

No, it's it's okay. It's okay, you know.

SPEAKER_03 25:49

Oh my god. I feel bad.

SPEAKER_02 25:50

How's your dad how's your daddy?

SPEAKER_03 25:52

You know, I feel so bad. Did your daddy love you? That's great. I just had the greatest childhood of all time. Oh, that's cool. There's my mom and dad actually right there.

SPEAKER_02 26:00

Oh wow, that's sweet. That's sweet. They looked real nazzy.

SPEAKER_03 26:04

Yeah, I just had a lovely little perfect middle class upgrade. Yeah. I feel terrible saying that to people.

SPEAKER_02 26:10

Oh, great. Shove it in our face. Fuck face.

SPEAKER_03 26:16

So girls with daddy issues are often known to be more promiscuous. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 26:20

Promiscuous. Is that facts? I would say, but I honestly, I've only I've slept with 11 men in my whole life, so I haven't. Bullshit. No, that's totally true. That number? No, 11. I know I couldn't name it. Classic lie number. What? No, that's my number. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_03 26:35

You want to go double dig but low. Oh no. I've said 11 a thousand times. For real.

SPEAKER_01 26:39

11. 11 just sounds good. I've been in long-term relationships like my whole life and I don't cheat, so respect.

SPEAKER_02 26:46

I also don't cheat. Yeah. I also don't cheat. But I have a lot more than just 11 bodies.

SPEAKER_03 26:53

I wish I had more than 11 bodies. What kind of numbers you putting up Kobe numbers?

SPEAKER_02 26:56

I, you know, I'd say I would range it.

SPEAKER_03 27:00

I stopped counting, but if I were to do a putting a BAM and a bayou numbers.

SPEAKER_02 27:04

If I were to do a guesstimate. Oh shit. Uh like 150. Ooh, well distilled. 150 like not impressive, guys. I'm not messing it, guys. I had not the highest self-esteem, okay?

SPEAKER_03 27:24

You know what? It's in spurts, though, right? There's like weird.

SPEAKER_02 27:27

No, no, I think when you get minus. In the past four years, I've probably only slept with like four guys. There you go.

SPEAKER_03 27:34

Five coaches. You know, when I was uh You knew how young I was. Yeah. When I when I was 18, I fucked a 53-year-old.

SPEAKER_01 27:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 27:41

How was that? She was really ugly. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 27:45

Why did you get it?

SPEAKER_03 27:46

I just wanted to be able to tell my friends I fucked a 53-year-old.

SPEAKER_01 27:48

Oh, okay. Weird flex, but okay. Except I think it's cool flex. That was terrible. No? Really? Did what what about did she have like dentures? Could she take them out? No, no, come on. 53.

SPEAKER_03 28:01

Dentures. What's your oldest?

SPEAKER_02 28:04

Uh probably like 50.

SPEAKER_03 28:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 28:06

Like 50, yeah. Probably clients. I used to like um escort, not by choice. You know what?

SPEAKER_03 28:12

I really respect girls that share that. Yeah. Because let's be real, like everyone's a sporting. But it's not just a secret society. It is a secret society. It's always lines.

SPEAKER_02 28:21

Just fucking deal it. You know, it's very, very taboo. It's all. It's extremely taboo.

SPEAKER_03 28:27

But not really, because everyone's fucking doing it. It's all good. I I forgive that LA girls are all here to do, you know, one thing.

SPEAKER_02 28:34

You know, you can't you can't live off one person income anymore. Nah. Nope.

SPEAKER_03 28:39

Exactly. And if you're single, it's expensive. You know, you gotta work the poker games or Atmosphere or Escort or OF. I mean, there's not many choices. No, I don't expect any baddies to be working on Starbucks. I don't.

SPEAKER_02 28:51

Yeah. No. You could make a lot more. You gotta live with your parents if you do. Like it's just financially not happening.

SPEAKER_03 28:57

And honestly, like I just said this last week, but I would if a girl offered me 5k to hear a pussy.

SPEAKER_02 29:02

You would what about an 80-year-old?

SPEAKER_03 29:06

Yeah, you would? Pardon me? An 80-year-old? Oh, 80-year-old woman. Oh my god! No!

SPEAKER_02 29:15

80-year-old, fuck yeah!

SPEAKER_03 29:16

Yeah. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 29:17

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 29:18

Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_02 29:19

Part in the cobwebs and everything.

SPEAKER_03 29:21

I wish I could be a a male prostitute. It'd be so cool. You could, bro. You could. Don't put yourself in a box. I'm body.

SPEAKER_02 29:29

Put yourself in a different box. You know what I mean? Like your dreams.

SPEAKER_03 29:32

Are you still Okay, let me can I ask you a serious question? What? Yeah, serious. Let's serious it up. Okay, so when you're dating, are you gonna tell the guys, yo, low-key, I have some clients, or are you gonna like lie and do it behind their back?

SPEAKER_02 29:46

I've never dated a guy while escorting, but I'm always very upfront with like my work and stuff. So they're gonna know from the get-go, this is what I do, and either you f are okay with it, or like you aren't, and that's fine. That's just not for you.

SPEAKER_03 29:59

Hey, this is a new segment, Mango Confessions. The hard truth. Mango's the best dick pill in the world. Mango Max, they mix Viagra and Seals together. Best dick of my life.

SPEAKER_00 30:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:13

Mango Confessions, the hard truth. Confess your sins to us. Tell us something fucked up that you've done. I know you're good people.

SPEAKER_02 30:24

Fucked up.

SPEAKER_03 30:25

Like in what con In what context? Like I I don't know. It's our first time doing this segment, actually.

SPEAKER_02 30:32

Okay. Okay, here's when I was in um when I was a senior in high school, I had went on this like went out with this guy on a date to the fair, and he bought like our tickets and stuff. And I like pulled up with like met up with my friends, and I realized how chopped he was. Oh. And so I was like, oh, my mom found my vape at home. I gotta go home. And so he walked me to my car. I didn't know he stayed at the fair. So I went back into the fair with my friends. And he saw that's pretty fucked up, right? Yeah, that's a mission. That's pretty fucked up. It's rude. It's rude. I wouldn't do it now. I just wouldn't go into doing that. It's a little mean, but he did see me on the ride with my friends.

SPEAKER_03 31:14

I I've seen much worse.

SPEAKER_02 31:15

Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 31:16

Yeah, yeah. You're good. You're good. Or like I that's only like a two out of ten on that big skill.

SPEAKER_02 31:25

Like I fell thing.

SPEAKER_03 31:28

Okay, how about you, baby goth?

SPEAKER_01 31:30

Um, I don't know, like like promiscuously, let's see. When I was younger, I had like a group of friends. I I've always had like a bunch of guy friends. Not that I fuck with, but like this one time I did fuck with my guy friends. Cause I just started, you know, getting like, you know, feeling myself. And then um, you know, and nothing crazy, but like they're best friends, and then I'm sleeping in the bed with all of them. We're just like, 'cause I I'm like How many guys was this? Like four. Okay. And then um I'm like, in the morning, I'm like kissing the guy to my left and making out, jerking him off, and then he falls asleep, and then I turn over and do it with the guy next to him.

unknown 32:12

Fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:13

But they were okay with it. Wow. We had a and you guys stayed friends after? Yeah, we had an orgy too. I yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:20

Boss move. You do you think it's like a five-advanced your friendship by a few months?

SPEAKER_01 32:24

Uh totally. I mean, we never we we did that, and then we had an orgy, and then we were just friends after that. Just platonic, just love each other. Like nothing sexual ever. That's good. It was just fun. It was just like you guys recovered. Something like that.

SPEAKER_02 32:37

No, I've had I I used to do a lot of shock content, especially on Twitter for free, which is crazy. Like, I used to post like um, like for 420, I had my friend gave her ass while I hit the bong and I blew it in her ass and she farted it out. Very cool.

SPEAKER_01 32:51

Yeah, that's entertaining. Very cool.

SPEAKER_02 32:53

That is entertainment. That's creative shit, girls. I love I just love shock content to be honest. What's it called? Shock. I just like something that's going to stay in their brain. Like two girls, one cup. You know, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 33:04

What a classic. Classic.

SPEAKER_02 33:06

You know, like for Easter, I uh dressed up like a bunny. I pushed one of those Easter egg out of my pussy and I opened it and inside said, Happy Easter from Celeste with this. That's so sweet.

SPEAKER_03 33:16

That's so yeah, that's so thoughtful.

SPEAKER_04 33:18

Yeah. Well, gotcha.

SPEAKER_01 33:19

Yeah, yeah. Are you into that shit, baby got? I like watching it. I don't do it, but uh like on camera, but I I like seeing it.

SPEAKER_03 33:26

So what do you do on the camera? Oh You're doing like sexy booby stuff.

SPEAKER_01 33:30

Yeah, I'll do like I'll take, you know, I'll do topless up, I'll make out with girls, you know, grind, like but the coochie, we don't see the coochie. Mostly unless I'm showering, then you can see a little bit, but right, right, right.

SPEAKER_03 33:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 33:40

Yeah, I'll do like full new shower.

SPEAKER_03 33:42

And is that because you're you're doing the music? Yeah. You gotta keep the colour.

SPEAKER_01 33:44

Yeah, I kinda gotta hold back a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 33:46

Right.

SPEAKER_01 33:47

But then, you know, when you do see the spicy stuff, it makes it a little bit more like rare, right? Right, right, right, right. Yeah. Yeah, because do you wish you were doing, you know, I do if I didn't do shit like if I didn't do music and like wasn't, you know, also you didn't have kids like that are both boys and like growing up, I probably wouldn't have been. We're trying to think about it.

SPEAKER_03 34:06

Oh yeah, you have kids. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:08

How old are the boys? Um, my oldest is about to turn 12, so he's getting around that age where he might like learn some things.

SPEAKER_03 34:14

You look young as fuck to have a 12-year-old.

SPEAKER_01 34:16

Yeah, I had them when I was like young. No, at 18.

SPEAKER_03 34:19

Okay. Even at 18 though, what do you think like what's going through your mind? You're like, fuck. Am I you really gonna keep this shit? Because you're probably not gonna wife this dude forever.

SPEAKER_01 34:28

No, definitely not.

SPEAKER_03 34:29

But like, what was that decision like?

SPEAKER_01 34:32

I was I I literally just the first thing that went through my head was like, oh my god, like my I'm never gonna make it a music, you know, I'm never gonna get to have a music career or something. But it, you know, it happened, which is cool. But like it was, you know, I was scared definitely. But like I come from Texas, so very Bible belt. My whole family, like, very like Christian, so I would have been very like, uh suck suck Trump's dick. Like we were talking about my dad loves Trump. Like my family, like, loves Trump. Like, so I would be like exiled if I had an abortion at that age. Like, so it just wasn't even an option. I didn't even think about it. Got it, got it.

SPEAKER_03 35:03

Okay, cool.

SPEAKER_01 35:04

But yeah, they're like my little besties.

SPEAKER_03 35:06

Yeah, and what how old's the second one?

SPEAKER_01 35:08

Eight.

SPEAKER_03 35:08

Wow.

SPEAKER_01 35:09

Yeah. Same dad? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 35:11

Oh, that's chill. Okay. Yeah. And what's the situation? You're doing week on, week off?

SPEAKER_01 35:16

Well, honestly, it's rare that, you know, he comes around, but like he's maybe like now, now it's like once a week, but before it was maybe like once a month, and then before that it was just like, you know, trash. So I really have them like most of the time, but and you like that. You're cool with that? I'm cool with it. But I love, you know, I I need to like travel, do music and stuff, so it makes it harder. You gotta like work twice as hard, like to do everything you need to do.

SPEAKER_03 35:41

Does your mom help you out and stuff with the yeah, she's got them right now. Okay, there you go.

SPEAKER_01 35:45

I came this week because we we did a bunch of content, like hella content. What'd you guys do?

SPEAKER_02 35:50

Um, we did some the first day we did clowns and we went to Santa Monica and we brought a sign that said um clown girl cream. Yeah, free clown. Clown girl cream pies.

SPEAKER_01 36:00

And then we were pieing people.

SPEAKER_03 36:02

You guys are crazy, man.

SPEAKER_02 36:03

There's a lot of fun. Yeah, I it I like honestly, the worst part is that like there's you know, kids around. That's the worst part of this content, like doing public stuff, even though like we're not doing anything sexual because we were just like pieing people in the face, and we had this guy come up to us and he was like, You do peyote? What is that peyote? Peyote? It's like uh ayahuasca. Have you girls tried that shit? No, no, okay. I'm not on the Yodi.

SPEAKER_03 36:31

Yeah, I mean, girls, I'm thinking really seriously about doing 5MO DMT. Do you know about this?

SPEAKER_02 36:37

DMT?

SPEAKER_03 36:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 36:38

Yeah, DMT. Oh, I know DMT. Yeah, 5MO is a good thing.

SPEAKER_03 36:41

5MO is the top crazy shit where you meet the mechanical elves and shit.

SPEAKER_02 36:45

I feel like you should.

SPEAKER_03 36:46

Yeah, I shouldn't have to do it. I really want to do it.

SPEAKER_02 36:48

I honestly, like, I think if you're in a good place in your in your life and then do it. Now's the time though. Do it?

SPEAKER_01 36:54

Yeah, do it. Right now.

SPEAKER_03 36:56

I'm fucking doing it. I was gonna go to Tulum for it, I think. Oh, cool.

SPEAKER_01 36:59

I'd love to find it.

SPEAKER_02 36:59

Oh, that'd be cool. I love the cenote.

SPEAKER_03 37:01

Yeah, really cool. Gorgeous. Okay, I'll let you know how it goes. Yeah, let us know.

SPEAKER_02 37:05

We're gonna meet the elves. Yeah, we're gonna meet the elves.

SPEAKER_03 37:08

I think we're gonna do it in September. Awesick. Yeah. Yeah, I've been trying to do it to seem to be. Because you know about like you get to meet these other creatures from other dimensions.

SPEAKER_02 37:15

I truly, I I really think that's true and everything too.

SPEAKER_03 37:18

Cause like scientists say that they're it's not in your head. It's real funny.

SPEAKER_02 37:22

No, it's real. It's just kind of like breaking that veil. Yeah, breaking dimensions.

SPEAKER_03 37:26

The veil so crazy. Yeah. Like, whoa.

SPEAKER_02 37:28

Yeah, it is really crazy. I used to do a lot of a lot of ketamine. Oh. A lot of yeah, I used to be quite addicted to ketamine. Yeah, I quit. I used to do it every day, all day.

SPEAKER_03 37:37

Like, yo, can I be honest? Huh? I get it.

SPEAKER_02 37:40

Yeah. I used to do it every day, all day. Do you go into movies? Like, I used to go into K-holes and I would mount in my chair and I'd go into the movie and I'd be in space balls.

SPEAKER_03 37:48

That's amazing.

SPEAKER_02 37:49

And then I would like, it would be my life, and it would be so important what's going on in the movie, and then I'd like sober up and I'd be like, oh, you're watching space balls.

SPEAKER_03 37:57

But you go in K-holes on purpose?

SPEAKER_02 37:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:59

Oh see, I don't like the K-hole.

SPEAKER_02 38:01

I used to go on K-holes with the case.

SPEAKER_03 38:02

I like to get as close as I can to it without falling in.

SPEAKER_02 38:05

Yeah, no, it's like you start talking to people that aren't there and stuff like that. It's a little hectic.

SPEAKER_03 38:11

You ever seen the movie Get Out?

SPEAKER_02 38:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 38:13

Don't you find the sunken place?

SPEAKER_01 38:16

It's like the when he's like, That's what it's like. That's a K-hole. I've never done K, so I don't know what it's like.

SPEAKER_03 38:21

You don't do drugs?

SPEAKER_01 38:22

No, I have too much anxiety. I will like pass out. I do like, I love shrooms and like weed and I drink a lot. Natural, yeah. Okay. Yeah. I used to, you know, smoke a lot of cigars. I used to do a hella pills.

SPEAKER_03 38:31

I'm sure a lot of people think because of the the vibes that you do drugs.

SPEAKER_01 38:35

I used to be into pills and stuff. Like I would snort pills and stuff when I was younger, but I I got too addicted, so now I just like I really try to stay like more natural.

SPEAKER_03 38:42

No, so you're California sober.

SPEAKER_01 38:44

Yeah, pretty much.

SPEAKER_03 38:45

That's good. Good. And how promiscuous are you now these days, girls?

SPEAKER_01 38:49

Not very promiscuous. I'm horny every day, honestly.

SPEAKER_03 38:52

You want to get fucked every day?

SPEAKER_01 38:53

Yes, every day. I literally I'll rub one out three times a day, honestly.

SPEAKER_03 38:57

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_01 38:57

I'm a three day.

SPEAKER_03 38:58

Is Buddy Boy keeping up? Yes. Good. And how long are how long are the rounds?

SPEAKER_01 39:04

Um, it's sometimes short, sometimes long, you know, just whatever. As long as it's, you know, get a daily fix. You gotta have your buying the man. Uh five years.

unknown 39:14

Oh!

SPEAKER_01 39:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 39:15

Okay, so you're gonna be.

SPEAKER_01 39:15

I told you I've I before him, before him, I was now you're you're just on quick you want to.

SPEAKER_03 39:20

No, not all the time. Okay, alright, alright.

SPEAKER_01 39:22

See, I like I like to be, like I said, I like to be degraded, I like to be choked, I like to be thrown around and shit like that. So I don't, it's not been a little over here.

SPEAKER_03 39:29

So fun. Hey, would you date a guy that you're kind of in love with, but he wants to be the Dom? Yeah. You'd be cool with that?

SPEAKER_02 39:37

Yeah, no, I've dated many dominant men. Okay. Men I want to be dominant. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 39:42

I'll sometimes switch for a girl. I like maybe being dominant for a while.

SPEAKER_02 39:46

I like I like switching with men. I like, I love, oh my god, my favorite is um edging. I love edge torture.

SPEAKER_03 39:54

Oh, that's a good one. When you don't let them come.

SPEAKER_02 39:56

Oh, I love a good edging. And I'm like, yeah, you're not fucking coming until I decide. Right. I'm like, oh, oh, you thought? Nope, not yet. Yeah, no, it's so fun, honestly. Please, please, please. Like, I love milking. I love milking. Like milk edging. It's just so hot. Like watching someone be so desperate. And you're like, you're pathetic, you're pathetic. Like, you are evil. Yeah, I know, I know. I'm like, I love watching them squirm and make all the faces and shake. It's just fun. It's just fun.

SPEAKER_01 40:28

And like, make me squirm. That's my make me square.

SPEAKER_03 40:31

My favorite brand in the world is Popstar. We've been working with Popstar for three fing years. Our longest partnership, and it's because I use it daily. This has changed my forever. Okay, they promote that your tastes like pineapples, which is true. But that part is just an extra bonus. I take the pills every day and it changed my life. And now they don't just have that. They got this brand, this brand, that brand. I want to talk about this one the performance booster. Harder, better, faster, stronger. My now is a performance boosted stronger or f and this shit has gone crazy. I used to be six and a quarter. Now I'm like seven and a half. Don't quote me on that, and that is not true statistics, but it feels like such. Popstar, we love you. So 11 bodies. That's it, bro.

SPEAKER_01 41:10

Yeah, I wish there was more. I honestly do, like, I want to fuck. I wish there was more. But you're like, I didn't really. Yeah, like before I before like the relationship I'm in now, I was four years and then like almost six years. Oh! So I've just been like how long are your single spurts? Maybe like a year, six months. I'm a lover girl. I love to be like in a relationship, but then I'm like, damn it, like I should have fucked more.

SPEAKER_03 41:34

But don't you find when you're in a relationship, you kind of like don't chase the dream as much?

SPEAKER_01 41:39

You know. I mean, I you definitely have time taken away from like, you know, when you're single, you can just like go do whatever. Yeah, you can lock it. You could be anywhere. Like, there's some places where like it's hard to go, you know, with a boyfriend. Or so it's like it does like kind of affect the bigger.

SPEAKER_03 41:53

Like you probably haven't done a hot girl summer in a minute.

SPEAKER_01 41:56

I don't think I ever really did. I because I had kids at like 18, so I didn't get to go. I didn't go I didn't get to go like a couple of things.

SPEAKER_03 42:03

I fucked on a beach of Mikanos. Yeah, you gotta go do that.

SPEAKER_01 42:06

But it's I need to. It's coming up sometime. It's on its way to me. I feel it. The universe is bringing it to me.

SPEAKER_03 42:12

Hey, how uh bisexual are you girls?

SPEAKER_01 42:14

Oh, I'm mad. I love women. I almost think I like women more than men.

SPEAKER_03 42:18

As you should.

SPEAKER_01 42:19

I'm very men suck.

SPEAKER_02 42:20

Sexu attracted to women. I'm never found a woman that I've met that's been also interested in me that um that I've like found that I'm like, oh, I could date you. And like we wouldn't kill each other. Yeah, like that.

SPEAKER_03 42:34

You know, most girls that are by those, they say like I love girls, they're more they're most beautiful, but I I want to marry a dick.

SPEAKER_02 42:41

It's like emotionally attracted very much to woman, but then like, yeah, like I'm trying to get rammed with a like a cock. Yeah, that's my dilemma.

SPEAKER_03 42:50

Like so rammed with a cock.

SPEAKER_02 42:52

Yeah, because that's what the girls are lacking. We're trying to get rammed with a cock, bro. Yes, of course. What about a strap on doesn't do it, doesn't do the justice. Strap on just feels hard, it's stiff, it's not natural feeling.

SPEAKER_01 43:04

And it's cool, but for me, it it's attractive that it feels good for you too. And I can't do it.

SPEAKER_02 43:08

I feel like the throbbing of the dick, like, yeah, like the that's it's like you know, the throbbing and everything like that. Like, yeah. It's just different. Like getting you can't get combed in really with a strap on it. Yeah, literally. Gotta create the tie.

SPEAKER_03 43:22

Isn't it wonderful? It is.

SPEAKER_01 43:24

Just a cherry on top. It's like a little kiss on the forehead. Oh, it's wonderful.

SPEAKER_03 43:28

Titanic. I mean, really, like the sex can't be a 10 if you're going on the belly.

SPEAKER_02 43:35

No. It kills the whole vibe, right? No. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 43:38

You wait for a towel and you fucking feel it's a cream pile.

SPEAKER_02 43:43

Yeah, exactly. I better waddle to the bathroom. Yeah. That's right.

SPEAKER_01 43:47

Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 43:49

You know.

SPEAKER_01 43:50

Birth control? Yes. Absolutely. I also like, you know, plan B a little bit every once in a while. Yeah. Just to be safe. Of course.

SPEAKER_03 43:56

Love me a plan B.

SPEAKER_02 43:57

I'm like, I've never, I'm kind of just concerned, I've never had a print control. Pregnancy scare ever.

SPEAKER_03 44:02

Ever.

SPEAKER_02 44:02

I know. Isn't that sad? Low key. Do you feel sad for me? I feel like a little. No pregnancy screen, guys.

SPEAKER_03 44:08

You're like deep down thinking, like, I'm like, shit, bro.

SPEAKER_02 44:11

Am I this shit? Yeah, literally. The mechanic show.

SPEAKER_03 44:15

I could fucking just poke a girl and get and make her pregnant.

SPEAKER_02 44:18

You could poke a girl. Oh, okay. Fertile myrtle over here.

SPEAKER_03 44:22

I could just fucking kiss, I could peck her on the cheek.

SPEAKER_02 44:25

Literally, and nine months from now, I'll see you.

SPEAKER_03 44:31

And it's scary shit.

SPEAKER_02 44:32

It must be hard to deal with. Yeah, yeah. What do you do? Yeah, what's your body count?

SPEAKER_03 44:36

My body count?

SPEAKER_02 44:37

And your contraception. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:39

I don't the I'm English second language. What's that contraception?

SPEAKER_02 44:43

Okay. French. Like it, like, what do you do to not get a bitch's pregnant, you know? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:47

Oh, oh, plan B.

SPEAKER_02 44:49

Plan B? Yeah, yeah. I love the.

SPEAKER_03 44:51

You're just eating this. I love the bottom.

SPEAKER_02 44:52

If you give it like a dog, like you put it in cheese, and you're like, No, okay.

SPEAKER_03 44:57

I I have a serious, I have a serious heart to heart with them. And you're like, And I say, hey, listen. I'm not gonna be there. I'm really fertile. There's a good chance you're gonna get pregnant. And I think plan B suck and it's gonna make you weird for a week, and I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02 45:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 45:11

Well, what if they're but an abortion is gonna really fuck you up and a child with me, you don't want a child with a baby. And I give them a speech, you know?

SPEAKER_01 45:20

That's smart. That would convince me.

SPEAKER_02 45:22

Sweet, at least you're up front.

SPEAKER_03 45:23

And that's how Uber eats it right now. Will you take it? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:25

Uber eats it right now.

SPEAKER_03 45:27

Right?

SPEAKER_02 45:27

And then and then a little taco bell with it, double batch.

SPEAKER_03 45:30

I I have a one of my best friends, okay?

SPEAKER_01 45:32

Aftercare isn't playing.

SPEAKER_03 45:33

He just went to get an abortion with his girl, and she stuck it. She did the pill one and she stuck it in the side of her cheek. She's been in the ward. She knows.

SPEAKER_02 45:43

She knows the technique and.

SPEAKER_03 45:47

Exactly. Sure. Because she says, oh, it didn't work. This shit works every time. It works every fucking time. I have never heard of it not working. I researched it. It's only if they do a magic trick. She definitely put it in the side.

SPEAKER_02 46:04

Did she pull it out from his ear?

SPEAKER_03 46:06

Turn it into a rabbit.

SPEAKER_02 46:07

Yeah, literally.

SPEAKER_03 46:09

So, girls, your your adv uh, what's your take on that? She she fucking hit it, right?

SPEAKER_02 46:14

Yeah. Well, I think that women that know what they're getting into, like, hey, you know that this guy does not want to have a kid and he's not gonna be there. It's kind of on you, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 46:26

If he's not there, if he's up front, like they just they like saw each other at a party and fuck.

SPEAKER_02 46:31

I think that's that no, it's baby trapping. Yeah, that's unfair for the child. Yeah, that's unfair for the child. And for you know, whoever you're with.

SPEAKER_03 46:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 46:41

Yeah. That's just a trust thing. Scary shit. Breaking the trust. Uh-huh. Yeah, and a baby's.

SPEAKER_03 46:47

And now they're having a kid in a month.

SPEAKER_02 46:49

Damn.

SPEAKER_03 46:50

Congratulations, and he believes her. He's like, no, no, no. You go to the baby shower? No, I refused. You refuse? Yes, I'm boycotting. Oh, you're like, this is this little magician. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_02 47:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 47:04

Okay, so she definitely played a little magic trick.

SPEAKER_02 47:06

Oh, definitely.

SPEAKER_03 47:07

You guys ever pulled some shit like that? No.

SPEAKER_02 47:08

No. Well, you know me, I never got fucking pregnancy scare. I didn't get the honors of it. I didn't get a try.

SPEAKER_03 47:14

You're right.

SPEAKER_02 47:14

Didn't get a pop in the cheek once. No.

SPEAKER_03 47:16

Right, right, right. Because girls do look at men as rich and famous and say, uh I could be set for life, right?

SPEAKER_02 47:25

I could be with the rich and famous guy, or I could be with a broke fucking chud that's gonna cheat on me. Either way, one's gonna cheat. At least he's rich and famous. Do you think all men cheat? Yeah, I think 90% of men cheat.

SPEAKER_01 47:37

Well, most of them do.

SPEAKER_02 47:39

I think there's a good 10% of goods. Yeah, there are sweeter guys. When you go in those more southern places, yeah, right.

SPEAKER_03 47:49

You get the I think LA you were like 92. Oh fuck, yeah, yeah, yeah. 90.

SPEAKER_02 47:53

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_03 47:54

Let me ask you this and be very honest with me, okay? What percentage of LA girls cheat?

SPEAKER_02 48:00

Probably 80. 80 percent.

SPEAKER_01 48:05

60, 70, 80 percent probably. Honestly, I have a lot of friends here in LA and they all are very proud of you. Do you have a girlfriend right now?

SPEAKER_02 48:10

No. Good. No.

SPEAKER_01 48:14

He's safe.

SPEAKER_02 48:14

Uh-huh. If I were to pass you the blank, it would drop right now. Yep. Someone's fucking your bitch. They're going pigtails, fucking handlebar style.

SPEAKER_03 48:27

Oh, right. I'm not over her yet. Wait, you think you think you think 80.

SPEAKER_02 48:32

80, yeah. Ohy, yeah. For sure in LA.

SPEAKER_03 48:35

Yeah, you got to do it. And do you think um what percentage of that cheating is escorting versus just like a random dude?

SPEAKER_02 48:44

I'd say 30% escorting. I think a lot of bitches giving it for free there. The thing is about escorting, at least you're getting like money out of it. I don't know. A lot of these guys are fucking dead.

SPEAKER_03 48:56

I got cheated on by by an escort. I didn't know was an escort, and everyone was like, that's worse. I'm like, no, no, it's better actually.

SPEAKER_02 49:02

Because that's her job. Yeah. She's just doing her fucking job. She's clocking in. You're gonna get mad at the person clocking in at Starbucks. Well, she gave me chlamydia from it, so a little mad, but well, you know, there's side effects that don't get a told her, I said, I said, babe, we could have figured this out.

SPEAKER_03 49:18

I could have been your pimp. I could have been your pimp. I don't 100%.

SPEAKER_02 49:23

I'll give you 10% of my. But you know what?

SPEAKER_03 49:25

It offended me that she was escorting raw.

SPEAKER_02 49:28

Raw? No, that's a no-no. That's crazy. That's a no-no. No, no. She must have been getting an Oh. Yeah. Yeah, because no, to escort.

SPEAKER_03 49:37

She's getting 10k overnight. Like, that's right. That was her bag.

SPEAKER_02 49:40

That's an escort thing. Like, you do not fuck raw. You don't suck raw. You don't do nothing. You don't suck raw? No. You don't suck raw. You don't fuck raw. No, you don't do nothing.

SPEAKER_03 49:49

Right. But all guys offer a little more to get the raw.

SPEAKER_02 49:54

I don't give a fuck, bro. You have to offer me a whole lot and give me a panel, a blood panel.

SPEAKER_03 49:59

Okay, okay. It's not an extra five hondo.

SPEAKER_02 50:02

No.

SPEAKER_03 50:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 50:03

You couldn't even fuck me for five grand, bro. Really? No, not anymore. Oh god. That ship sailed. Good, good. Maybe, maybe a couple years ago. She's elevated her pay money.

SPEAKER_03 50:14

At your very lowest point of your life, what was your lowest? Like a band. Oh, that's still good.

SPEAKER_02 50:21

That's it's it's good, but behind, you're getting five guys a day, like you did five guys a day. Yeah. Like, call me five guys.

SPEAKER_03 50:30

Pop star, top pops, uh, wild cum shot story. Something to do with cum.

SPEAKER_02 50:35

A lot of the guys that I've dated have been very involved in my OF and stuff. Like I would dress them up as cows and like milk them and stuff like that. Or I'd like, or I'd like use their ball sack skin to hold milk and dip cookies in and like.

SPEAKER_03 50:52

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Why but why would you why would you dress them up as a cow?

SPEAKER_02 50:58

Well, because it's it's like a whole like farmer thing. You know what I mean? Like I'm milking them. I'm milking. That's what people want to see. I'm milking them. Yeah. Oh my god, I always get comments on my most because I love shot content.

SPEAKER_03 51:11

He sticks his dick through the one of the holes and then you milk it, and then he comes?

SPEAKER_02 51:14

No, he's on all fours, painted like a cow with cow ears all painted like a cow. In the grass.

SPEAKER_03 51:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 51:20

And um, I got a little milk pail. Okay, you know? I gotta make it realistic. Right. And uh yeah, I'm milking him, I'm milking him. And then the milk.

SPEAKER_03 51:30

And he comes out, right? Yeah, yeah, of course. And then you drink it.

SPEAKER_01 51:33

Yeah. Okay. Well, I don't know. Um, one time I gave a blowjob on an airplane.

SPEAKER_03 51:38

Oh, that's fucking awesome.

SPEAKER_01 51:39

But it wasn't in the um bathroom. It was like in the city. In the seat. It was a pretty full flight, and there was a really big guy sitting next to me on the middle seat.

SPEAKER_04 51:48

Wow.

SPEAKER_01 51:49

And then my boyfriend's next to me, and I just I like I wanna I want to go to sleep, and then you know, it just starts growing, and then I'm like, you know what? Next time like my head's under a blanket, and I'm just like silently slurping. It was silent slurper. Silent slurper.

SPEAKER_03 52:02

So you never got into the escorting, obviously. Good, cool.

SPEAKER_01 52:07

Yeah, I just you know, I just started OnlyFans like maybe five years ago, right after I was released from Republic. So just get the bills going.

SPEAKER_03 52:13

While you're with Republic, were they gonna allow you to do OnlyFans?

SPEAKER_01 52:16

No.

SPEAKER_03 52:16

Oh, they said you couldn't?

SPEAKER_01 52:17

Yeah, there's a lot of like the music labels and businesses and stuff that won't associate you with you and like. It's part of the contrast. Yeah. Wow. And and and yeah, and the last one I was with.

SPEAKER_03 52:27

Really? Shit. And then you once you got out of the deal, you're like, hey girls.

SPEAKER_01 52:31

I'm gonna run it up. Let's go.

SPEAKER_03 52:33

And how's it been going for you? Good, right?

SPEAKER_01 52:35

Yeah, it's good. It's been going good. I mean, I've been with through a few companies that, you know, like we were saying, are just like like dating the wrong men. But yeah, I'm I'm coming, I'm coming up to like a really good one that I feel like really comfortable with now.

SPEAKER_03 52:47

So any fun stories you want to share with us? You guys did great. You guys shared some good shit.

SPEAKER_01 52:53

Awesome.

SPEAKER_03 52:54

Yeah, that was like quick, no?

SPEAKER_02 52:56

Yeah, I feel like oh my god, okay. One time I had a boyfriend, um, which is actually my last boyfriend. Uh, so my parents like came to my house and stayed at my house for the first time and first time meeting him. And um, they already weren't a big fan of him, but um, we were working on my yard and he was being a bitch and he wouldn't do it, so he went like and showered and stuff. And I go back into my house, and I go into my room, and I have my cat in his litter box in my room because my parents brought their dogs. And so I go in my room, it smells like awful. And I'm like, what the fuck is that smell? I go over towards the smell of the litter box, and there's and mind you, this litter box, it's like there's a hole over the top, and there's just like this big of a shit in the litter box. Oh gosh. And I was like, What the fuck? I thought it was my cat. I was like, Is my cat okay? So I brought in my parents and I was like, look at this shit my cat took.

SPEAKER_03 53:55

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 53:56

My parents are like, ew, oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 54:00

The guy.

SPEAKER_02 54:00

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_03 54:01

Shot in the litter box.

SPEAKER_02 54:02

Didn't tell me. I clean out the litter box. What was he doing? I clean out the litter box. I clean out the litter box. And guess what? Like a month later, I go to my mom, she goes, You know your boyfriend shit in the litter box, right? She knew the whole time. But why? That's insane. She gets um because uh okay, because he broke one of our toilets and there was only one other toilet. My mom hates shit, farting, burping, anything like that. So I was like, dude, make sure not to know that like you shit or anything like that or fart. Oh my god. Because my mom will think you're disgusting.

SPEAKER_03 54:32

So you ripped it in the litter box.

SPEAKER_02 54:34

And so he shit in the cat litter box.

SPEAKER_03 54:36

Fuck an idiot.

SPEAKER_02 54:37

Yeah, he shit in the cat litter box. Oh. And so we called it.

SPEAKER_03 54:39

That was a breakup, I hope, right?

SPEAKER_02 54:41

Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Well, after he cheated on me.

SPEAKER_03 54:45

Poofies had the fucking balls of cheese.

SPEAKER_02 54:47

And you know what's fucked up? He shit in that broken toilet, and I covered up for him, and it was like, oh, it it was me.

SPEAKER_03 54:54

Oh man. Things we do for love.

SPEAKER_02 54:57

I cleaned out the shit, his shit twice.

SPEAKER_03 54:59

The things we do for love.

SPEAKER_02 55:01

Yeah. So romantic.

SPEAKER_03 55:02

Unbelievable.

SPEAKER_02 55:04

Yeah, just to get cheated on. That wasn't that. Yeah, the world, you know.

SPEAKER_03 55:08

You've been cheated on drinking cuff?

SPEAKER_02 55:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 55:10

Fuck, dude. Yeah, good amount. Me too.

SPEAKER_01 55:12

Damn.

SPEAKER_02 55:13

Sorry to hear. The fuck? This sucks. Yeah. What are they doing?

SPEAKER_03 55:17

I'm done dating, by the way.

SPEAKER_02 55:19

Really? Forever? Ever. For lifer?

SPEAKER_03 55:21

Five years.

SPEAKER_02 55:22

Five years. Okay. It's a decade with this hits.

SPEAKER_03 55:24

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 55:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 55:26

Yeah, no, for real.

SPEAKER_02 55:27

And then you're and then you're back in the game.

SPEAKER_03 55:28

I can't date these other girls.

SPEAKER_01 55:30

Uh yeah, the other girls.

SPEAKER_03 55:31

To be honest, I don't want to hook up with them lately. I'm I'm barely even hooking up right now.

SPEAKER_02 55:35

Yeah. Putting your penis pulls away.

SPEAKER_03 55:38

No need for it. I don't even I don't think the sex is. They don't deserve that pump. Dude, I don't think it's worth it.

SPEAKER_01 55:44

And the energy exchange drains you like sunk this.

SPEAKER_03 55:47

I really don't think it's worth having a girl over for six hours to fuck her once or twice.

SPEAKER_01 55:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 55:51

I don't.

SPEAKER_01 55:52

No.

SPEAKER_03 55:53

Maybe it's because I'm 34. I don't know. Maybe it's because I'm on the reddit true tide.

SPEAKER_02 55:56

It is.

SPEAKER_03 55:57

It's because I've been hearing that. Yes, right?

SPEAKER_01 56:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:04

That could be it.

SPEAKER_01 56:05

Like a lot of dudes are like losing that libido and stuff. Don't care. I'm like, damn, I'm trying to get fucked while I look hot. Like I'm like, I'm hot.

SPEAKER_03 56:13

Girls are both super hot, by the way. Thank you. Thank you.

SPEAKER_01 56:15

Thank you.

SPEAKER_03 56:16

And that's the show, girls.

SPEAKER_01 56:17

Hey.

SPEAKER_03 56:18

Good episode. Yeah, yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Celestex Taby Cop. Come back on anytime. We will at least once a year.